RIP to the dev who dropped their prod DB and then made this gem.

Show me. Show me your bird photos.

Looked at my data collections for state-backed activity. If the report were a picture:

My log has a message for you.

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If you've been good this year, maybe you'll get a little Linux... as a treat.

Snipping Tool + MS Paint were my top tools -- I produced hundreds of memes during my years as a consultant. 2025: No MS Paint, no Clippy, no audio jacks on phones... we are in dark times.

Beware the person who wants to find the negative when you're happy or proud of something. They're not trying to ground you, they're not doing you any favors, they're miserable and they're a thief of joy. Take more care to surround yourself by those who amplify the good. ♥️ Life is short.

You ever walk by windows with really fucked up blinds and just smile like, "ah, I see you also have cats."

Have also been hearing photos uploaded to the app have all the exif metadata retained. For over a decade, I've been heavily at work to help victims of domestic violence, specifically with mobile forensics and safety. This leak could have nightmarish physical backlash.

And just like that, the romance of space travel is dead. Long live deep sea exploration!

Mentally, I am here...

Happy caturday from the Fig playing in her personal water park.

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T-minus 12 days until my favorite humans - @eric.zip & @whit.zip - and I deliver our Advanced Security Operations and Threat Hunting training at @blackhatevents.bsky.social. If you're a SOC analyst and/or work in IR, we'd love to have you. Come level up with us :) www.blackhat.com/us-25/traini...

Followers in or around NYC, if ever there was a time to consider adoption, that time is now. Many pets do better in pairs or with a friend, so you can get your pet a pet or bring home a bonded pair. If you've ever adopted, like this post. If you've adopted more than once, RT. ❤️

Turn my back on the clean laundry for 2 minutes...

Chonkodile

[tapping intensifies]

This one hurts

Best supervisor ever.

I love the ocean and all its majestic creatures.

Our newest feral "cat."

Goals

Cilantro can die! It can die and go to hell!

Happy birthday, Canada!

Evergreen 🌲

Only cats will decide to be incredibly codependent and cuddly during a heat wave. My alarm clock rang at leg o'clock this morning.

"New bag, who dis?"

If this DOESN'T bother you, you deserve to be on several watch lists.

Well actioned! Grateful to @lawrenceabrams.bsky.social today for keeping the clickbait in check 🤌 www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...

I was in IT (it's been almost 20 years) doing QA/support shenanigans before this field was a known money-maker. Now that it is, everyone wants a quick way in. This comic about covers it while still managing to leave out DFIR. Anyone who sells you on "quick & easy" is slinging snake oil.

It's rarely a mistake to look at things from different angles.

You must boop the cat.

"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

How the IR team is viewed at any given company.

The kind of energy I strive to bring to the function...

Sage cat is feeling a bit needy tonight. This cat takes up the entirety of my pillow, and she is slowly expanding. I don't have the heart to move her, but I'm not young enough to stay in this position without painful consequence. Send help.

This is my goal as a forensic expert witness. One day I want to have to explain one of my memes that became discoverable because I have thrown them in incident channels for years.