Been mining that coin all week.

I need sleep

New year new budget proposals! Here's a flowchart we can all use in our presentations ❤️

This is why, I implore you, support your local bodega and bodega cats.

Live Laugh Limp Bizkit

Support the real deal -- purchase from a depressed but slightly aroused person. There's plenty of treasures on Etsy ✨️

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¡Bienvinedos! The time of New Year's resolutions is almost upon us. In a world of lazy AI platitudes, practice writing unhinged messages to friends so they know it's 100% you. Don't fall victim to an eggshell white and grey existence. Start in Spanish. End in Klingon. Keep it spicy. Qapla!

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Glory to you and your house, all who celebrate

[Omerta playing in background]

I love this for them.

Morning blessings from Blossom the Possum

Our takeout is undercooked and violent.

Heated winter village gained another house today. Please consider putting out creature shelters if you live in cold climates.

Every day...

God bless the children. We're going to be alright.

Another end to harvest season, and I have to say goodbye to pumpkins. One last image to put Autumn to bed...

My three brain cells trying their best to figure out if I'm missing any ingredients for Thanksgiving.

Good evening, Mr. Chonk

See you all at BSides Pyongyang in less than an hour!!! www.eventbrite.com/e/bsides-pyo...

It puts the lotion on its skin... And struggles to open the door again.

I hated AI before it was cool.

If I could take one thing from previous career field and insert it into the tech industry, it would be hygiene. I hate going to tech functions cause they're as plague-riddled as a herd of unwashed kindergarteners. Wash your damn hands!

Facts

I enjoy letting my pumpkins sit out for a little while after Halloween. Something about an aging jack-o-lantern with some moldy spots feels like peak autumn serotonin.

All my scars from when I was a tech are from these tiny things. Accurate af.

Cats don't give a shit about your daylight savings.

The nightly monch with Blossom the Possum

Bring me all your garbage.

RIP to the dev who dropped their prod DB and then made this gem.

Show me. Show me your bird photos.

Looked at my data collections for state-backed activity. If the report were a picture:

My log has a message for you.

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If you've been good this year, maybe you'll get a little Linux... as a treat.

Snipping Tool + MS Paint were my top tools -- I produced hundreds of memes during my years as a consultant. 2025: No MS Paint, no Clippy, no audio jacks on phones... we are in dark times.

Beware the person who wants to find the negative when you're happy or proud of something. They're not trying to ground you, they're not doing you any favors, they're miserable and they're a thief of joy. Take more care to surround yourself by those who amplify the good. ♥️ Life is short.

You ever walk by windows with really fucked up blinds and just smile like, "ah, I see you also have cats."

Have also been hearing photos uploaded to the app have all the exif metadata retained. For over a decade, I've been heavily at work to help victims of domestic violence, specifically with mobile forensics and safety. This leak could have nightmarish physical backlash.

And just like that, the romance of space travel is dead. Long live deep sea exploration!

Mentally, I am here...

Happy caturday from the Fig playing in her personal water park.

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