German industrial techno blasting in my skull will never not get me where I need to be

Having the most rare form workout idk might be sloppy behavior but whiskey proving to the best pre I’ve tried so far idk tho why did I just hit a new bench pr

My jerk off crystal is charged but it's no magic march, you're save for another month.

As I’ve always self, love is spelled “a whiskey sour on the clock during lunch with ur work bff”

Should I make another iced americano

The only thing getting me through this week is the promise of a Chinese buffet on Saturday and a trip to the planet nursery.

No more mister nice girl!

Every morning since daylight savings has felt like being RIPPPPPEDDDDDDDDDDD so violently out of heaven and being cast into hell at 1,000,000 mph I’m so fucking over this shit one like and I’m gonna call out tomorrow

Jake Shane get behind me !

@(´･ｪ･`)@

maybe OCs IS the way to keep yourself motivated… and pokemon!

this life IS a knife in the heart

Doodled this Indeedee design last week and that was fun 🤭❤️ #pokemon #gijinka

Lady knight I sketched the other day:

that’s academy award winner Amy Madigan, and for an excellent horror movie no less!!

Yup! Still dead inside!! ˚₊*୧⃛(๑⃙⃘⁼̴̀꒳⁼̴́๑⃙⃘)୨⃛*₊˚⋆

I dont thirst follow until I see cock, this size queen will not be tricked

I wanna be Darlene Mitchell’s friend SOOOO fucking bad

Using depop to sell your used underwear in a findom kinda way is pretty galaxy brain tbh

my biggest enemy is me

Leaked Katseye lyrics:

Wish depop had comment sections like you have no flipping idea

DONT TELL MOM #Pokemon #Pokopia

it’s that time of the week again!

Well done, Grace.🫂

Fortnite forgetting they’re the McDonald’s of video games and I don’t actually need this shit when real food exists

Doing this with Leon on my balding crown asap

We shame the kinks we think we deserve

how it feels to want to be creative but u have a 9-5

Pee is stored in the balls

my god now that I finished it RE9 made me live so many lives like holy shit that was a GAME™️ ugh so beautiful and perfect and scary and fun ॱ॰⋆(˶ॢ‾᷄﹃‾᷅˵ॢ)♡♡♡

Now we buy some gummies and caffeine while Control Ultimate downloads for the perfect very rainy sunday🫰🏻😙

I LOVE YOU FOREVER LEON SCOTT KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sensing I’m nearing the end of RE9 and literally playing 5-10 min incriminates bc I don’t want the adventure to end :< but playing to finish now against my will

testing a different rimlight method so i made this rq hi

Healthmaxing means everytime I wanna buy myself a sweet treat I buy something off depop instead

Love is spelled “whiskey sour”

in a mental place where I’d sooner die than reply to any message anywhere oh no

Gm

so excited to get home and play pokopia but also i want to play more violet omg it rly is such a relaxing game.. i dont want to try hard i just want to run through the routes and use the random pokes i find on the way 🤭

Piggy Stark / Stark x Kraft 😍 More in biо 👆 #bl #yaoi #bara

me and Win securing a ps5 and a switch 2 in a two week period pop it off hello we deserve nice things

welp... i bought the switch 2... see yall in Pokopia tomorrow MUAH 💋

Saying “no shade” whenever I switch lanes to pass a slow driver

Yeah

GETTING A CONSIIIIIIIDERABLE RAISE. OOOOO THERE AINT NO OTHA WAY

Leon SLUT Kennedy is back in Resident Evil Requiem and i couldn’t be happier.

*squirts*