Drunk cigs by the beach hit……a little too immaculately. Cloud 9 doesn’t even touch it.

Getting fussy!!!!!!!! I need substances!!!!!!!!

One like and ill buy and crack open a twisted tea at the first rest stop at 10am

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Helping my dad load up his truck with suitcases ice chests and fishing poles hopping up and down with ease in less than 5 minutes giving me gender euphoria

Hit the slay button faggot

reminder that all those who rise against me shall fall

Scientifically fascinating the instant mood and energy boost I received when I gave myself permission to take a half day today and start my vacation early

Two 25lbs dumbbells delivered today to our 3rd floor apt. I know mailman had terrible form and hated us the whole time I’m sorry to that man

Vacation starts Thursday and this is how clocking in has felt everyday so far

I woke up with no giggles in my system!!!!!!!!!!!

*pregames seeing Leviticus bc I want my psyche to be as open and vulnerable as possible for this horny horror*

I love being a Texas boy I love whiskey I love day drinking

Feeling my lat pump press against the back of my arms….

Obliques fighting for their lives come through finally

They would get Zane Phillips 😭

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has anyone ever heard this song? open.spotify.com/track/6eqQLO...

I was gonna say this was me and Bloomf but that would be obscene and I’m a lady

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Balloon day 🎈

Old doodle

Just saw my bonus….lemme buy a solid 18k gold ball stretcher cuz…mama

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It’s been a lot of fun having the limitations and restraints in place while doing them! Thinking about what is essential to a character that can only be captured in a few little squares is such a satisfying puzzle to solve. I’m pretty pleased with how these ones are coming!

¡México! ¡México! ¡México!

This is your sign to NOT shave your body hair no matter what the slippery little hairless eels try to tell you.

Had a little crash out bcs of the heat and thought trimmings would help..??? But then I did too much LOL sksksksks

Need to make a separate secret spam account just for complaining and saying mean things when my heart is full of hate and salt

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Really not a fan of muted videos still making my music pause on here while scrolling all of a sudden……….fix that @bsky.app

The kinda work vibes that make u understand functional alcoholism

1 hour and twenty minutes into the work week and I’m already so over it I could cry.

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Google shopping search: cap without the hole

crossfaded reblogging on tumblr dot com like my life depends on it

ME AND MOY FREMZ

Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects

Today is just... Rancid. Seriously it is just gay! As fuck!!!!!!

princess parts have been feeling like a liminal space lately

I love my job I love my job I love my job I loveeeeeeee myyyyy JOBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning???

Huge fan of cat boys that have both sets of ears

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Cranky bitch race and I’m pulling in first place