Record breaking birthday gifts i love my boyfriend so much wow wow wowniwjfiejfjeujej

This little gay boy is officially seeing his favorite fake Russian lesbians live in december....... soooooo surreal

Having to hold my tongue on the most first world problem obnoxious tweet possible but just know its there

The thought of potentially seeing t.a.t.u. live in mexico is like..... mentally fucking me..... this shouldn't be an option but it is and im pinching myself but im not waking up

Boyfriend and I finally reached 2 player resident evil games and this is the most fun ive ever had (im still bad at the game lol)

Pineapple gummy bears are incomprehensibly delicious

Ive been watching her MVs the entire train ride having the literal best time of my life

Pup play masks being soooooooo fucking hot but id actually throw up on myself if anyone asked me to "bark"

Im mean in the mornings but I redirect it all towards leaving hate coments on AI posts

Obsessed w using our friend's straight boyfriend as a buffer between every drunk man who comes up to us

Being locked in a car w a chatty Lyft driver feels like im ripping off my nails from their beds one by one

Mexican Cuntissimo

Nothing is wrong but im slightly hungover making this the most brutal Lyft ride of my life

Wow wow wow truly a perfect day from start to finish :)))))

The priorities of a true hater can NEVER be challenged!

Wild animal caught in his natural habitat: fighting with swifties while his torta gets cold LOL

Feeling like the luckiest girl on earth idk 😋💞👉🏻👈🏻

I would be insane if I bought the megan breath room spray right.. RIGHT???

Cross faded out of my mind and have work in the am but inquiring minds MUST know

The concept of a security deposit never made sense to me I just drilled holes in the walls and took it as an aesthetic fee

Drunk and brainstorming on how I can be the best friend i can be lol

What if I get molly for Marina.... would that be crazy..... omg i have to be up and functioning for the aquarium the next day..... should I just get molly for the aquarium too.....

Omg I always have to show my tattoo at a claymore reference

Im going to be soooooooo sad when my alarm goes off in 5 hrs ☠️😭

Kaiyodo Revoltech finally dropped pics of their Claymore prototypes.... THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE LETS FUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

im half asleep and fighting for my life to function post blinker at the barber shop.... coffee entirely too hot for me to even drink.... I sit down and the FIRST thing my barber says is "oh my god I cheated on my boyfriend last night and need someone to talk to..." i was late to work by 30 mins

I think the human body is allowed two (2) small shitty tattoos before you just straight up need to make better choices/ respect urself

enough about that lady, post hole instead

Booked a hair appointment b4 work tomorrow.... will be miserable that morning no questions asked, BUT feeling like a brand new bitch at the office should make up for a lot of that turmoil

My coworker fought tooth and nail for 2 hours to connect his phone to the office speaker only to play the worst dubstep music ive ever heard in my life.... all that effort just to ruin the vibe

If this isn't my most played album by the end of the year ill take it as some sort of personal failure (tried to be chill and casually listen and now im wiping tears off my face in front of my boss)

We need less Pups and more Cat boys

Should've gone swimming more....

MY GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Don't talk to me or my lil emo son again

I dont like gum (obsessed w mints bcs they dissolve) but I will be buying a pack of Katseye's 5gum collab everytime I see one

cock is one of my favorite tastes not only that but the balls smell amazing

Ihop stepped her pussy up today fr

2 damn hot!! ☀️☀️

i dont even want the sun to just disappear or explode.. i need it to suffer too.

Sometimes i remember my mom accidentally threw this figure away (long story) and I spiral all over again lmfaoooooo (id block her but it was a fr accident)

Going to Round1 exclusively to play the Castlevania coin pusher game.... hashtag addiction

MY PROJECT RUNWAY WINNER WON!!!!!

Literally not complaining about anything today

Loving Purity Rings new album but I can't believe I have to listen to it while getting ready for work instead of blasting it in a sensory deprivation tank or at least in an aquarium idk ANYTHING but an office setting

reminded once again that i dont have a foreskin

This was probably made with full sincerity which is soooo funny to me, but also it did get me in my FEELS so clearly I can't judge

I cant decide if this follow request made me want to kill myself or them