Which will collapse first the ai bubble or the gooner economy

How could i ever forget about the power of water with cucumber and lime omgggg

When I tell a gay guy im not horny or in the mood for flirty sexting and in response he says: “Im sure i could change that if i was there, i have my ways” IMMEDIATE ick like youre telling me youd coerce me into sex i dont want to have oh okay … yeah okay

all this sympathy is just a … KNIFE

Everyone is talking about their scents & parfums & im over here never wearing cologne just smelling like nothing 🧍🏻‍♂️

Girl Cock is a DJ

Should i donate sperm for extra cash

I wish a yoga class wasnt $30 fucking dollars

Looks like i gotta inhale a large sausage and mushroom pan pizza from pizza hut one last time before private equity kills Kansas’ best export

Theyve got Such Great Heights by The Postal Service in the Experian commercial we’re so cooked

What kinda loser gets an ingrown eyebrow hair 😭

Rly got 2 poop 📍Boston South Station

Drag queen train movie was so dumb (complementary)

Rostam is too earnest and introspective for Straightiolab they keep trying to set up a punchline or toss sarcasm his way and he is notttttt catching on or playing along lmaoooo

My mind radio has Too easy & new avatar playing on repeat

What cock

Tried to post thirst to close friends and instagram crashed 😌

Gm happy pride who else up playing w their foreskin envy!!!!

Morning

All of a sudden i care about baseball

Give me one chicken shawarma and a full fat coke while waiting on laundry & i just say whatever i guess!

I dont care that youre seeing Rosalia at TD Gardens it shouldve been me

Illinoomfs R U okay

Sisterrrr omg your penis is so majorrrr

Clocking my typo tea

I a FCF in my future

How clockable is your room in the interior motives sense

In high school an ex-friend tried to blame me for someone throwing mustard filled condoms on her car, and her senior citizen step dad called me chewing me out, and said “you’re a senior! You should know better!” And i said “yeah and so are you! Why are you yelling at an innocent teenager!”

WAIT war flashbacks it was moaning contests… moanspace??!? 😭

Watch groupchats get live audio chat too and people will be moaning in bate chats like on old twitter

Starting a groupchat of all the people i know yo have beef, starting discourse, then leaving the group i made myself 😌 thats community building

@ bluesky devs why are you adding a group chat feature that no one needs before you give us media in DMs or the ability to turn off someones reposts 😭

showing dong in the group chat like ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⢋⣭⡍⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⢀⣴⣶⣶⣝⢷⡝⢿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠻⡌⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⡏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⠇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⠙⢹⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁

When someone is doing this 🙂😯🙂😯🙂😯 With their eyebrows while shifting their jaw around, is that meth? G? Molly?

Why did i just text my ex LMAOOOO

I like my roommate hes a great roommate and friend and also lol boy do not complain at me about your email wfh job being so exhausting when i just saw you actively start a game through steam ! You gaming on the clock bruv !

The thing isssss i would absolutely play this game but i refuse to buy a switch 2 when my og works so well lmao

Skype could do the funniest thing and relaunch their product free of ai tool bullshit and overtake the market from zoom

Shes shook

The problem with noise reduction earplugs is that now i can only hear my breathing

And now screwworm

Cockheed & Cumbria

Reaffirmed i am not a club girl but i still had a fun time 🙂

I dont want to go out teehee but i promised friend i would & if i cancelled there would be hell to pay so i will suck it up 🙂

Rly need 2 poop 📍Boston Pride Parade

Dutch people in 1665:

Maybe its time i change my handle … its been my handle through all the post-grad twitter years & all of bluesky … but it feels time to let go

Stirring the pot then walking away 😌

Matcha = good! Matcha Latte = rotted nectar of the devil