Jk i only have $14 lol 😀

Chefs when they have vegetable & poultry scraps:

Should i do a charli xcx (wuthering heights x the moment) double feature today or literally anything else having to do with my thesis

the reveal of this video is perhaps maybe the biggest ‘of course it’s her’ to ever exist lmaooooo

Oomf send me 3 thousand us dollars challenge

God i need the queer eye treatment

What are your intentions with my son (me) ? 🤨

Massachusetts has spent months delaying & denying @boltsmag.org’s public records requests on how many people it has transferred ICE during Trump as part of its formal contract with ICE. A supervisor of records ruled last week that the state’s denials are improper; we hope to get records soon.

Me & who & who (im sleeping peacefully during valentines and you cherish and love me unconditionally)

happy Valentine’s Day

Working at a coffee/pastry shop on valentines day… would not recommend!

Who the fuck is Leland. Ru went to the bars and gave a twink a guest judge spot?

I need folks to understand this. The idea that local police forces will intervene at scale against ICE is a utopian fantasy totally disconnected from how policing has always worked

Some of us prefer summer, some of us prefer winter, but all of us hate the United States government 💕

If you're currently a student at a college with a faculty member who showed up in the Epstein files, I'd like to talk to you about the campus response for an article. You can reach me at [email protected] or millionbear.44 on Signal.

on my way to the deli to get a

Wait, you guys get paid to piss on people?

"Cars offer the illusion that each individual can seek his or her own benefit at the expense of everyone else." —André Gorz (photo: São Paulo, #Brazil)

Precum? Honey, this is Chicago... we call it Edgewater 🙄

Me two years ago:

Ok who is jill zarin

Good morning

Never wanted to be a prop telephone pole so bad

RICKY ?!!!!

WHO BABY STOLE HIS GRAMMY??!

ABUELA??!

Ok need this gaga only version recoded in studio and released

GAYS GRINDING !!!?!

CARDI B?!

Need roommate to go watch super bowl so i can loudly yank on my hog

Mmoiiinnsttorrrss How shoüid eyyee feeeul Creetchurs lyie hearr Loǒking threw the wiyindeows

gm gang is anyone else else really thirsty

Me when im winchu

wym you flirt with me, a person of body fat having experience, then share a fat shaming post

LETS GO COMMUNITY LAND TRUSTS!!!!

Am i a judgmental bitch if i think stanning bridgerton soundtrack is tacky

My for you page is just cock how am i supposed to catch up on this weeks happenings

Controlling my own screen time for social media like im an evangelical christian mom putting parental controls on everything except veggie tales

My good ki for the evening lmfao

This goes to my longstanding soapbox: everything is a disability policy from housing to health care to urban planning to mass transit.

Please please please please please please

Worst part of winter is HATS!!!! My hair has never been more wretched

Imaginary Slayyy Chart? “DANCE…” by Slayyyter spends a 2nd week at #1 on the Imaginary Gay Chart this week!

we need emo and post hardcore to come back in a major way

DL tops:

Watched If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Who wants to pick up Taco Bell for me so i don’t risj potentially slipping on ice and further hurting my back

My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack. Long ago the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when my pussy attacked