i am going to use my new 50¢ to buy a big gumball

that the one blonde lady in the one is not boxed out seems like a tell that this is gonna get bad and that i am going to win 50¢

why is everyone saying it is not surprising to see a picture of noam chomsky palling around with steve bannon? it surprised me!! what is the nonsurprising part??

I do not subscribe to the moderate position.

root beer man

so uh, what was Merrick Garland doing

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

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for my part, i encourage as many people as possible to attend the Oct 18 protests

I think the most useful political activity most of us can engage in rn is to encourage as many people as possible to attend the Oct 18 protests.

if they arrest will we are required to fuss about it and anyone who does not is a traitor

root beer man knows his purpose

Every One seemeth to be PRAISINGE that vile OAF, viz., Messr. HUNTER BIDEN, utterly IGNORING the Fact that, were it not for him, TRUMP would not be Præsident; for as is knowne, HUNTER did CONSUME, & SELFISHLY, such an enourmous Quantity of EGGS, as to drive their Price thru’ the very ROOF, and thus,

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*Is criticized for my “Rudeness” and lack of “Civility” by a worshipper at the Throne of Moloch* “Ah, my Apologies, good Sir!!” [Some few hours later, I let out a Gasp of Realization:] What could be more profoundly RUDE than worshipping at the Throne of MOLOCH!?

The PEOPLE, have ascended to such HEIGHTS of RUDENESS, in describeing what was Once called, and for All I know may still be called, the “G.O.P.”!! My God… to call them Tyrannicall, & e’en “RACISTE”—have you not Consider’d, that these Words are among the Leaste POLITE, that have e’er been invented!?

The Instante HAROLD & KUMAR went on Aeroplane, I Knew—in a Flash—they’d be suspeckted of Terrorisme, upon doinge “Bong” in the W.C. Thus, clearly,I am a Man of some Wisdom. Yet Now, my so-call’d Brother REFUSETH to let me Name his CHILD? What is Wronge, pray, with the Name TULKU GHYÖNGSAT RIMPOCHE?!

Debated To-day: JOHN ROBERTS: is he a GOOD STEWARD of LAW, or a DIRTY DOG of a MAN? Well, ask not for My Vote: For (1) the Citizens of this Republique lack any Vote vis-à-vis Our JURISTICALL GODS; & (2) I would have None any-way, having lost all Votinge Right, upon My CONVICTION FOR DOUBLE-MURDER!!

Ew shoe profound insyts that must not be ignórd. The tym thae spend wershiping Devilspel thae coud aem at hyer thinns. Ew mae be clósser to the Nythoud than ew think!

Nowe One can REPOSTE One’s OWNE “Tweets”!!? (Not the approved Term, alas—yet none better hath been discouvered.) As Scripture sayeth: “Like the Dog returninge to his Vomitte,” (… I recall not the Endinge of this Verse, yet I believe it can justly be compleated:) “… the ROOT BEER MAN is a Geniouse!!”

Who could fail to fear the Famouse “AI Machine”? For doth it not seem as tho’ It shall soon out-think the Thinkers, and with such Pouer, and Gusto, as to win the Spelling Bee EVERY Yeare??, yea, such that not even a veritable ROCKY BALBOA of Spellinge, could ev’r vanquish it in fair Conteste??

PENSÈES WHEN LISTENING TO THE “LOTUS SUTRA”: Yea, ‘tis all intriguing, no Doubt. Yette being, as it is, shortly after One O’Clock, I daresay I do not much WANT this famouse “NIRVAÑA”, nay, not even half so much, as I want a Big TURKEY SANDWICH!!!!

Havinge so SLASHINGLY attacked (“TROLL’D”[?]) Messrs. Yglesias & Stancil,, I worry this Expenditure of FIREPOWER INTELLECTUALLE, has left me withoutte the Energies requisite to “take on” those greater LEVIATHANS, viz., Messrs. John Ganz and Hamilton Nolan—alas! Am I then doomed to be… their LUNCH!?

Methinks I am Wise enough to be a Blue Sky WISDOM Poaster, i.e., of Aphoristick & Learnèd NONSENSE, re: Felicity and the Like. Yet I desire to avoid accumulating BAYING Fans; for this would rob me of Time for nobler Pursuits—in particular, finding all the “SHRINES,” in this accursèd Zelda Gayme!!

CLEARLY, if Our Societie is to be saved, theJjames Bond franchise MUST become a Machine, for Punishing the moviegoing Publique, by systematically destroying their bestial and retrograde Pieties!!! Yet in our self-satisfy’d Modern Age, can this mean aught but that James Bond must become… Catholique?!

The City of New York, now holds her “Election”,, & insisteth too that Everyone Else care about its Outcome. LAUGHABLE! For whether it be Andrew Como, or Mormon Zandani,, it mattereth NOT: either Way, this Nation shall persiste, under the Dead-Handed TYRANNIE, of Shadow-Presidente MATTHEW YGLESIAS!!!

So now that moste-villainous State, knowne as Israel, hath unleash’d an unprecedented ATTACK, on the Noble Nation of PERSIA!! SURELY I speak for all Americains when I say, LET THIS MADNESSE CEASE, before its adverse Effeckts put FINE RUGS utterly out of Price-Range, for all God-Fearinge CHRISTIANS!!

UPDATE FROM OUTSIDE “DOGE” HQ: O my dear Freinds, sadly, I have To-day been “canned” from DOGE. For Sake of Efficiencie!? I know not. Yet I do suspecte, that my Exeunt, shall increase the Efficiencie BOTH of that Noble Operacionne, & too that of mine Owne Rise, thru’ the DUOLINGO LEADER BOARDES!!!

UPDATE FROM “DOGE” HQ: As the “Honeymoon” Period gives Way to the “Hard Work of Making America Great Again” Period, Today I am Assigned a New Task, namely, to find the MOSTE EFFICIENT Supplier of BULLETS, to ensure the MOSTE EFFICIENT Dispatchment of All Enemies of our Sublime King! TIPS WELCOME!!

STATEMENT FROM “DOGE” HQ, on the Vile “CR” proposed by the Dog, Mike Johnson: None Ought Vote “Yea” till Assurances be Obtained, viz., that 1st, Elon Musk be namèd Eternalle KING; 2nd, that Monies be ordain’d unto Developping Pornographick Video-Games, for the King’s Enjoymente, & Saucie Delighte!!

UPDATE FROM “DOGE” HQ: His Majestie Elon, Having nowe Lost (“stock Market”) Frightsome Sums ($$$), now mandateth, that His Royal GARB be WASHED on the COLD-WATER Setting, to save Preciouse Pennies. I w’ld object, to this Disregard of ANTIENT CUSTOM—yet I wish not to be “EFFICIENTISED” out of a JOB!!

UPDATE FROM “DOGE” HQ: Now that Dark RAVEN “Efficiencie” hath Alighted on mine own Roof: for to Efficientize on Preciouse INK, My Quills hath been CONFISCATED—& he who Transcribed mine Reports for Posting，put before a FIRING SQUAD!! Henceforth I must TYPE mine own Dispatches, on Wretched COMPUTER…?😭

UPDATE FROM “DOGE” HQ: Operations Paus’d, alas: For His Majestie ELON MUSK, is fallen WRACK’D with AGONIE, having Caught, in the Cruellest of “Zippers,” his DIVINE MEMBER! Yet despair not! For my Dear Nazi COLEGUE Bill, is even Nowe FREEING the Poore Creature, that He May Breathe Easie Once Againe!!

UPDATE FROM “DOGE” HQ: An Awkward Day, for our Majestie Elon Musk, as he endeavour’d to Expresse his Appreciation, to the Divine Emperor DONALD TRUMP, by offeringe up a Mason Jar of his owne DIVINE SEEDE! Yette the Emperor answer’d coldly：“Dear Elon, Didst thou Not give me the Very Same yester-day?”

UPDATE FROM “DOGE” HQ: Back to-day is my COLEGUE, Messr. MARKO ELEZ, after So EMBARASsING His Majestie, with his Reckless TOMFOOLERY!—Yet Our Lorde is Forgivinge: He did Restore Marko to GRACE, demandinge in Returne only to ride him ‘Round the OFFICE,(alike to a Little HORSEY), for a Mere HALF-HOUR!

UPDATE FROM “DOGE” HQ: CRISIS This Morn’, as His Majestie ELON MUSK, was Hollering in PROFOUNDE Distress, Yea, for His Drugs, Were NO-WHERE TO BE FOUNDE!! Yet we did Soone have a Great LAUGH… For Beholde, They Were Soone Located, Stash’d away for SAFE-KEEPINGE, in the Brim of His SUBLIME CROWNE!! 😂😂

UPDATE FROM “DOGE” HQ: My Collegue (the Hated IAN), hath Nowe spilt a Large glasse of MILK, All o’er the USB Drive ‘pon whyche we stor’d Ev’ry Americain’s Social Securitie Number, For the Easier STEALING Thereof… O, How TRULY did SOCRATES Write— ‘The Best Laid Plannes of Mice & Men Do Oft,’ &c.!!

UPDATE FROM “DOGE” HQ: My Belov’d Nazi COLLEGUE, Messr. MARKO ELEZ, hath Been FIRED, for “VOICEING HIS TRUTHE”… Yet His Sublime Majestie ELON MUSK, hath Shewn Poore Marko that “All is Not Lost”, With the Most GRACIOUS of PARTINGE GIFTS,viz.: a Jar FILLED TO THE BRIM, with His Majestie’s NOBLE SEED!!

UPDATE FROM “DOGE” HQ: Who Let this CAT in Here!!!?!!!

UPDATE FROM “DOGE” HQ: My COLLEAGUE, viz.,, the Wretched Ian, has now SPILT, His (Disgousting) “MONSTER” “DRINQUE”, All O’er His Majestie Elon Musk’s Preciouse Royalle CLOAKE, with PRICELESS ERMINE LINING!! Now Work is PAUSED—AGAIN!—while the same is DRYE-CLEAN’D… O, I Weep for Our Poor REPUBLIQUE!!

UPDATE FROM “DOGE” HQ: A Spat To-day, ‘twixt my Colleague Bill & me, ROOT BEER MAN! For Bill Insisteth, that the Worke of “DOGE” must Aime, to Install a MURD’ROUS NAZI TYRANNIE; yet I aver, that Our worke aimeth, rather, at a Tyrannie Animated By the Great Anglo-Saxon Tradition of ORDERED LIBERTIE!!

UPDATE FROM “DOGE” HQ: His Majesty Elon Musk, hath Now Announc’d to all us of DOGE, that All Gaines Made in EFFICIENCIE, Shall Henceforth be Rewarded WITHOUT FAIL, by Jars Fulle of His Majestie’s DIVINE SEED, That we May Fecundate our Womenfolke Therewith!! O, we Do Have a MOST GRACIOUSE Lorde!!!

UPDATE FROM “DOGE” HQ: Alas, TRAGŒDIE in the Heart of “DOGE”!! For the Sublime HEAD of ELON MUSK hath become Utterly TRAPPED, in a PLASTIQUE BAGGE…WOE!! All Worke HALTED, as we Query the Noble CHAT-G.P.T., as to How said Bagge may be REMOV’D, without Further Injury & Humiliacion, to His HIGHNESS!!!!

UPDATE FROM “DOGE” HQ: To SAve Preciouse INK, His Sublime Majesty ELON MUSK, Doth Order, That The “BILL OF RIGHTS”, Hereafter Shall be Called, & PRINTED As, “THE BILL OF X,” & Its NOBLE ARTICLES, Printed Thus, viz., 1. X 2. X 3. X 4. X etc. O, What a MYNDE, For EFFICIENCIE, Hath Our NOBLE LORD!!

UPDATE FROM “DOGE” HQ: By Order of his Majestie, the SUBLIME Elon Musk, We Now END, the Bad Practise, of Giveing so Maney LONGE NAMEs to the FOULE STREETS of America (That Waste so Much Expense, & INK withal,in Printinge MAPS); Hereafter We ENCHEAPEN thus, viz., all STREETS Are to be ALIKE Named：X!!

FRIENDS: EXCELENTE NEWS!!, viz., I Have Benn SELECtED, by GENIOUSE, Messr. ELON MUSK, To JOINE His MERREY BAND, of [Age] “SIX-TEENERS”, Yea, The FAMOUSE “DOGE”, & shall Lend, Myne owne AIDE & SERVICE, to Duly REDUCE this AMERICAIN GOV’T, To ABSOLUTE TYRANNIE!! :) Updates Hereafter ..! GODD BLESSE!!!

I For One, Shall ALLWAYS SUPPORT, the INIMITAbLE Will STANCIL, a Gentleman and PHILOSOPHER, of Much Ever-Increasinge REPUTE, ‘mongst The Knowers, And who Meets Regularley Withe Levels of VITRIOL, that Doe Exceede Greatley, all REASON, and what M. CONDORCET so Famousely Called, “LE SIMPLE BON SENS”!!