Monochrome Monday

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Cock and tum? Is this what you people want???

The summer day we’ve been waiting for!

Inspired to recreate a pose by the talented @bruteandbrawn.bsky.social

Solid chest/tri day.

Mondays…am I right, ladies? Ack!

Bathroom mirror selfies on another rainy Saturday

could use a good boy to put their face between my thighs 😮‍💨

The “Dad Truck” (so it’s been called) desperately needed a wash, despite the rainy forecast.

Kicked off my summer role as “Grill Daddy”.

After a productive day of getting the pool opened, vacuumed, and balancing the chemicals, putting in a new outlet for the patio and planting herbs, it was definitely time for a cocktail. Bring on summer!

For fat cock friday I wanted to also show off my thick thighs 😇

Oh fuck well where am I supposed to put this fat cock?

Fat Thigh Friday

The concept of a Blackstone Griddle is great, but maintenance is hell. Despite seasoning it and attempting to carefully store it for the winter, it was nothing but a sheet of rust when I took it out. Several hours of cleaning later and I’m almost ready to reseason and have it ready for use.

Saturday... Semen?

Here’s to “almost summer”!

“Thick Shadow” (2025)

verbal bate sesh up on onlyfans.com/stachional 😈😈

Whole lot of twigs and berries. 😈

When that changing room lighting hits just right.

good morning european followers and happy monday je vous invite de me sucer la grosse queue

Happy #humpday!

St. Patrick’s Day throwback. 😈

It’s #thirstythursday. Anyone want a sip?

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First (ever) #tummytuesday post (with bonus fresh haircut and dog judgement)

What if we took a nap after a long day at work instead of putting clothes away? #softie

Sunday morning cuddles with the princess.

We often like to show ourselves from a better angle, put in a better light, perhaps distracting with muscles and other bulging parts. It may contribute to the body dysmorphia some of us struggle with. But there is always someone who appreciates you just as you are. Show yourselves, if you like ❤️

Quick Saturday pump to get this weekend going.

I may have snacked too close to the sun, the fullness is real 😵‍💫

Fireside Jack jocks always complete the look!

Obligatory Planet Fitness mirror pic

While they say dogs are man’s best friend, the sauna comes in a close second after taking said dog on a frigid walk.