ngl love this for them i’m glad this is the fight they wanna fight something so culturally salient is has 92% support they want to pick a fight with 92% of the country now they’re beyond outnumbered. we’re going to relegate them to the dustbin of history after we make a strong example of them

This is like watching the 12th round of a fight that should have been stopped in the 10th.

Their tough guy act sure seems to disappear anytime the rest of us stick together and tell them to get fucked.

after seeing the youtube numbers for the special broadcast that didn’t air friday night or the memorial yesterday idk yall. maybe we do just want a civil war already cause there’s like 10 of us for every 1 of them it’s like zombie movie stuff. IRL that shit would be over in 72hrs. they’d be donezo

it’s so there’s no decision to cite when a D comes back into the office and they rule against the overreach of that D potus but Big Pritz better just tell em LIGMA

ranting to my mom about all this asinine bullshit “he’s the dumbest person ive ever heard speak”

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Believe all women

yeah pretty much we been saying

OK, now let’s get Disney adults super mad about ICE.

@jimmykimmel.com @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social do. not. apologize. at. all.

sure use all our money for dumb shit, tax us with tariffs, and give handouts to foreign countries while our hospitals close and school lose funding

disney still trying to blame him he better not apologize and certainly don’t give TP a red cent

If Dems want to pivot to "kitchen table issue" in their messaging this is the one! Say he has to come to congress for a vote on the tariffs or you don't vote for government funding bill.

one of the problems with this admin’s actions from the very beginning has been that, like, six months from now, some trump voter in rural south dakota is going to ask what the fuck charlie kirk has to do with my hospital shutting down, and the admin will not even attempt to answer the question

i’ll find a use for it

um yeah it’s what we’ve been screaming since Q1

vaxxed?

JOHN CENA

through the looking glass

ah yes that famous bible verse: hate thy neighbor

ok Ozzy in this is sending me

they played the star spangled banner by lee greenwood and took their hats off and they’re not gonna hear another song they paid for tonight

they should not put these digital jukeboxes in bars i’m a sonic terrorist and idgaf

perfectly normal haunted theater basement jars

pre wedding hydration starter pack

Wisconsin baby what is you doing???

I genuinely cannot believe that Ezra Klein said we should run pro-life candidates in Kansas, Ohio, and Missouri; three states that recently held abortion referendums where the pro-choice side won!

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.

Republicans just pushed a resolution to "honor the life and legacy" of anti-LGBTQ+ rights leader and extremist Charlie Kirk. Half of the Democrats voted in favor, including transgender representative Sarah McBride.

rural breakfast diner everyone here is def 65+ it’s glorious

mf cringe cancel him because his shit sucks

PEAK SCONNY BAR SHIT

Kopi had so much fun in Slovenia this summer he don’t wanna stay in the US no more good on him though just a stand up captain

minnesota territory

it won’t stop at Kimmel because The View hates him that will be the next excuse to take ABC license it won’t ever stop. nothing will placate these craven vermin

Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc

lmao just solved the seat back sudoku too quickly and froze the back of seat screen and they had to reset it what’s that in measurable IQ (and on two woodford minis)?

this Amaarae song is so horned up I love every second of it “Pussy like Bermuda afternoons An oasis, but I'm drowning Left me how you found me Fuck my body cold Okay, ready Touch, touch, touch, touch Touch, touch, touch, touch Touch, touch, touch, touch” open.spotify.com/track/3prtPG...

every day I wake up and am told to see what the president wrote on his maga xanga page and it's something like "GREEN BEANS ARE NOW ILLEGAL!!" and every sweaty oaf that he hired does everything humanly possible to make that happen

we’re gonna need to introduce normies to: VPNs, torrenting, etc.

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

uber driver playing right wing talk radio 35mins to the airport great

or to put it another way

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

had to sleep on the couch cause there wasn’t enough beds for all the moms tweaked my neck and shoulder around 11pm slept a collective 2hrs maybe… flight board in 2hrs and i’m exhausted, feel like shit, and in a mood™

Jarvis: I hate to say this to my friends here at CNN, mass media is dying, so they're taking the last of these vestiges of institutions that matter and they're trying to turn them into propaganda organs under threat from the head of the FCC