"The guy that's giving me a shit ton of money is actually a really cool dude!"

Was in a meeting with a Microsoft rep and we asked for their best example of CoPilot doing something cool and it was “employees at [footwear store] can now use an app to view inventory levels or dates for special releases” and I’m so glad I was off camera because I would have burned that bridge.

people love to criticize ai just because it makes mistakes all the time. you shouldn't criticize things

This is the best SNL sketch in years.

It’s gotta be a common thing to have your toddler follow an instruction comprised entirely of words they can’t even say yet and assuming they’re a genius, right?

Toddler loved bean shakshuka. 👍🏻

Incredible that these dudes can manage to get their pants on each day by themselves.

When BJ shows up in Widow’s Bay 🤌🏻

Many of you believe in Hell. I don’t. I envy you

LLMs cannot “tell they are being evaluated,” be serious. It generates text based on the input tokens, and the statistically probable next tokens based on the training data follow whatever path the user points it down.

Kiddo’s first non “mama/dada” word is a full “ba-na-na.” Kinda neat living with a minion.

Innovations in ice cream technology

What time does the NFL Draft start? The answer may surprise you:

There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info

Post the best picture you’ve ever taken of your pet Hello Clarice!

Send him to the Woody Hayes complex when OSU is hosting their most coveted WR’s.

It’s *astonishing* how well rule 1 works. At work, with family, when dating, everywhere. It makes the world a better place, and it feels SO GOOD when you hit rule 2 and know you’re not the one in violation of rule 1. Food tastes better. Sleep is more restful. Colors are more vibrant.

NASA engineers can go right to hell with this sorcery.

Well now I’m all wired for no good reason.

Dang Blue.

Michigan sorted *something* out real quick there.

The Trey McKenney dagger. The crowd pop at Lucas Oil Stadium. Here’s the shot that won Michigan men’s basketball the national championship:

lol, Dusty said he hasn't had a chance to celebrate much because the portal opened at 12:01, but maybe he'll get a chance in a few weeks.

I was ~1 when Michigan won its last title, and my son is ~1 now. Got to watch this one with my parents, hope I get to watch the next one with the little dude.

Michigan passed 'Bama, so: 37-3 against the #1 schedule in the country

GO BLUUUUUE BABY!

1/14 on 3s and up 7 is WILD

Yep yep yep yep yep yep

Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok

20 minutes. Get it.

The offense has been working the whole game. Putting the ball through the basket makes a big ole difference. Let’s rack up a few more fouls before the half, and let Cadeau cook in the 2nd half.

Mara wake up, the game plan is you and it’s working!

RODDY

YAX YAX YAX

SIX MORE HOURS!?

I keep forgetting that this Michigan team has had a documentary crew following them all year.

It’s a good day to win a National Championship.

What if we built an entire Final 4 Game out of Kenpom time?

I need Charlie May Final 4 points like I need water.

HWWWWWWWAAHHHHT

TR33333333Y

What if it's just easy to win the final four?

Michigan almost won a natty with Spike Albrecht playing a significant role in the final. I think we’ve got this.

What if Michigan wins tonight, and then wins on Monday, and the confetti is falling and Yax is raising the trophy and Dusty is cutting the net down and that exact moment is when it happens.

Oh that’s right, *this* is what biggest game jitters feel like. Gonna be a long day.

TNT/CBS are doing a Fab Five alt-cast for the Final Four on Saturday.