Siri, add garlic butter to the shopping list. No, not garlic and butter, garlic butter. No, it’s one thing, hold on… *checks label* Siri, add garlic spreadable to the shopping list. Hnnnngg.

The only thing stopping Jenrick mentioning rivers of blood is that you wouldn’t see the blood for all the shit in them.

"The single most important behaviour, design or regulation for creating streets conducive to walking and cycling, was physical separation between the modes" We've got a new study out, learning from a broad mixture of street users, planners and designers www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

...and now the courier is sending me email updates, so I never need to download their stupid app anyway. Seriously shitty behaviour.

Annoying business of the week goes to Chilly’s water bottles (which are nice bottles) who accepted my order smoothly without me having to make an account, just as it should be. Then suddenly: “Download the Shop app to track your delivery” - download my arse to track your kisses, you nosy bastards.

From the special section on YouTube all of her own, to the sports pages of the BBC, I am utterly sick to fucking death of seeing this face. I never thought you could see one more than the inconti…sorry, cumbent president. But she’s managed it. Must be because her music is so groundbreaking.

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Seriously, if you can, do. Even if it’s a bit of a drive.

In the past decade alone, the richest 1% have gained $33.9 trillion. That’s enough to end global poverty - 22 times over. Read the new Oxfam report: oi-files-d8-prod.s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/s3fs-public/...

Why do Roland want an extra two grand for the Behringer RD8&9 they’ve put in their new silver TR-8S?

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

Just went to log into @discord - “agree to our new terms or log out” - no opportunity to delete my account without agreeing to new terms. Obviously there are ways round this. I’ve taken them, so that’s why I’m gone if anyone were wondering.

See? It’s not hard to say. Any of the rest of them could, if they had it in their heart.

Big video games these days is either Nintendo, Sony, Xbox or Nazis, as of today. And none of them have an original thought between them. I am pretty stoked about this. AAA gaming peaked two decades ago. Fuck it all to hell, let the indies prosper.

No, "the world's taste for soya" isn't to blame: most people won't taste any soya, but the meat, dairy, eggs and fish produced very inefficiently with the soya as feed. @georgemonbiot.bsky.social often says: "If you want to eat less soya [to help save the Amazon], eat soya!" shorturl.at/bOvl1

The BBC knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Hurrah!

Hotels with windows that open in Liverpool - recommendations appreciated.

Icing on the weekend’s cake for us. Especially with Tom in tow. That bottom end tonight… oooof!

Starmer says past governments have been "squeamish" talking about immigration. Bullshit. Starmer isn't bravely breaking a taboo. He's blaming vulnerable people & deflecting attention from the super rich who hoard power & wealth. Want something better? join.greenparty.org.uk

Made it. Were a bit early, like.

Watching these numbers tick up in realtime is hilarious. It’s about thirty signatures a second. Starmer has no mandate for this. Also… wanna hang out with us? join.greenparty.org.uk

I’m off to two things tomorrow. I’ve had to make two accounts and download two apps to get into them. Say what you like about Apple but the hide my email feature is a joy to behold.

IT'S RELEASE DAY! My new EP "Kiosk 67" is out - it's on streaming everywhere BUT the really cool kids are getting it from Bandcamp where you can also pick up a sexy limited edition cassette version for just £6. hawaiiworms.bandcamp.com/album/kiosk-67 www.analoguetrash.com/release/hawa...

Well I’m bloody going to that then aren’t I?

I have paired this very entertaining Imps v Chelsea game with a Merlot and some McCoys Salt & Vinegar. Sincil Bank is somewhere I should really spend more time.

Competing with a sensationalist media who know that far right content = clicks isn't cheap. There's no more important place for my money to go right now. Or yours. Stand up and get involved. We need you. We're asking. Thankyou x

Today’s parcel is coming from “FedEx Express”. It’s a dust cover cover.

I’m still not watching your trailer. Looking indecisive doesn’t distract from your innate cowardice.

lol no I’m not watching your stupid trailer you quisling enabler orange button mushroom cock chompers.

Bang Bang

This Disney boycott is 50% people relieved they have an excuse to not pay for the dross that company has shovelled out for a good decade or more.

Here you go

Lot of people who had a ground up pig’s arsehole for breakfast reminiscing about the scandal of someone maybe putting their knob in a pigs mouth for a laugh.

Where can I get a USB A to several USB C (and nothing else) hub? The opposite exists in droves. USB A to various things I don't want and a couple of USB C exists in droves.

It's now over 76,000. The Greens are politically viable, have established left policies & have got the team to be able to do this. No squabbles & plenty of straight talking. There's rates to suit your income level, so if you do one thing today, please join. Please 💚 join.greenparty.org.uk

Can people sit on the base of this and have a spliff like we used to on the Godiva statue in Cov in the 90s?

I haven’t even finished watching this and it’s still one of the greatest mic drops I’ve ever seen.

Can’t make a decent games console, OS or phone. But let’s believe him on this. #bullshit

Make a band singular New Model Soldier

Unambiguous women’s rights are not there to be ‘debated’ by men. The great replacement strategy is not something to be ‘debated’. Human driven climate change is not open for ‘discussion’. Creeping fascism always clothes itself in libertarianism & ‘free speech’, to then denude those exact things.

A little wisdom from Tony Benn to Ali G 25 years ago, in the alt text. Came to mind for some reason.

Load of bullshit. If Milenkovich meant that, Kane would’ve been in the stands. #SERENG

You can always leave if you don’t like it. But now’s the time, yeah?

These lads were not expecting me to be riding past this morning. They can go vertical pretty fast when they feel like it.

Asking the PR if Jeff Buckley wanted to do an interview for his album ‘Sketches’ in 1998 is one that’s stay with me for sure 😅