That’s defo Philomena Cunk singing in Electribe 101 #totp

If you have diarrhoea in a foreign country you can just show this picture at the nearest pharmacia.

Hey Google: play Fine Time by Caaaaaaaaarrrrrrhhhhhst

Post your first record (that you bought yourself with your pocket money in a record shop)

I woke up in Caerphilly this morning. Just like that.

I’m accidentally cosplaying as Judd Nelson from Breakfast Club today. All I’m missing is the fingerless gloves and one diamond earring.

Bloody awful photo choice on BBC News article reporting on the death of Sir Terry Farrell. His design of the Deep in Hull is all about the location and setting. It’s a fantastic building. 1st pic off google image search is much better example.

Fab archival films in this thread

They turned Spitalfields into a major silk hub and created jobs in nearby towns. In Kent and Dorset, people raised silkworms and mulberry plants. Along the River Test in Hampshire, the Whitchurch Silk Mill transformed cocoons into bundles of silk thread and eventually cloth.

I need a name for my new hobby. Does it already have a name? Think I’m going to go with #SceneSpotting I’m a #SceneSpotter Is there a club?

I’m in Cheshire but my colleague has gone to Helsinki which sounds more like the set up for a joke rather than actually real believable business travel, but that is what we are doing this week.

PADDLE BOARDING DRY ROBING BEACH TENTING STAYCATIONING FAMILY HOARDS s>u>b p<o<p

Paddle boards are so dad they should call them daddleboards

Stonehenge where the druids live, and they do it well. Stonehenge.

Cooler today, summers on the turn. Must be time for my 2 week English Seaside holiday.

it is an ancient right, protected in the Magna Carta, to pile your labs into the back of your suv and exercise them in a timed-lock floodlit field

I saw Tom Conti in Tibshelf services today. I don’t think he works there though. He had a massive old Bentley.

Shaun Rider Mouse takes up residence on dolls house roof

Me and Dylan went out earlier this week on a Hullywood investigation for our mates @curiosityhull.bsky.social

Just want to also add my voice of thanks to both the King of Spain and the Ball Boys and Girls, and with that my amazing Wimbledon 2025 concludes.

And just like that Jannik Sinner and I share our first Wimbledon triumph. 63p. And I did very very little if I’m honest. And that’s not false modesty. Thanks to Jannik for his contribution, I could not have done it without him obviously.

You are not going to cash me out for £9.79 BetFred. That 63p is as good as mine.

King of Spain spotted there. Asymmetric four in hand. @dieworkwear.bsky.social would approve.

Net

A point for Sinner and that 63p edges tantalisingly closer…

I stand to win 63p now on that £10 bet

Out

If I bet £10 on sinner right now to win, I stand to win £4. If he wins. That’s nearly a pint.

This third set really a battle, big hitters neck and neck. I’ve eaten most of a packet of party rings - it’s that tense.

These are the pairing suggestions. Alcaraz takes a point there. I’m on to the lower alcohol 8% peach spritz now. Can’t foresee any problem a with this. Sinner levels.

Imagine having to choose between these two ties today though… pffft. Hard.

The pub did have the 3rd test at Lords on but that’s not what I’m here for today. Saw Stokes bowled out but it s not the main event today.

In 20 years this match will be known as the Sinner Alcaraz final. The pub was sticking with what can only be described as a Castleford Salford rugby league match. They know their crowd here in Hull.

Missed the first bit of the tennis ‘cos it wasn’t on in the pub, but well settled in to offer my expert commentary and analysis now.

Summer’s alright innit?

View of the #hull ship fire from 12th floor of HRI

Andor Characters and Their Counterparts in ‘Allo ‘Allo 1. Dedra Meero and Private Helga Geerhart.

Wool and ponies are inherently inferior to fur and dogs in the Antarctic environment, however I’m not allowed to watch anymore of this Ben Fogle documentary and have had to put Netflix’s on now

Do they still make Rolos?

I’m filming some stuff today over the Pennines, but see the big bridge in Hull is stuck open so…. Shall I just stay here now?

I don’t believe San Marino to be a serious international state. They are, at best, a semi autonomous Doncaster.

Just turned on #eurovision - absolute filth. Excellent, carry on.

I am in a town called Camberley today and we are going to film some stuff. But first wait while I eat this banana in the street.

Is this one of the boats that Mayor Luke Campbell wants to stop in Hull?

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie 600

They are going to crank out 15 mins of solid tunes now. I’m expecting a Hacçienda Classics style mash up of familiar house tunes played on Military Brass. #VEDay

Royal Horse Artillery in splendid gold brocade jackets look very much like the kind of people Sean Bean used to call bastard in Sharpe

His Majesty’s Royal Marines Portsmouth band. Funky drummers.

Massive Drum, actual Leopard Skin, not a pith helmet helmet, big beard. This guy wins.

For those just joining, welcome to the VE Day Military Procession alternative commentary #VEDay