This album title sounds like a rejected Ninja Sex Party song.

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

Paging @racecarart.bsky.social

I want to release an album called "Bloodbath on Planet Rage", with a really intense album cover, but it's just generic stomp-clap-hey music.

I got a chunk of FUCKING METEORITE on MY wrist! A ROCK from goddamn SPACE on my WRIST!!! Would have had it sooner if not for customs and FedEx, but still, it's an ancient space rock, it's been around longer than this. #watches #holyshit #space #fuckingworthit #tarrifs

It's foggy out It's quite creepy There are monsters Out to kill me Simply having a Silent Hill Christmas Time A siren somewhere starts to wail Racecar and I might be in Hell

21 Dec 2025

Riddle me this, Batman: What's white and old fashioned? A Racist Grandpa! This one is an old fashioned made with FUK whiskey, lemon bitters, and a simple syrup made from pineapple-flavored sugar. #homebar #mixology #cocktails

These bricks are hanging there in the sky, much in the way bricks do not.

if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

What do you get when you cross a Zoolander reference with a classic cocktail? The Orange Mocha Boulevardiccino! Rye, sweet vermouth, creme de cacao, Campari, and some coco bitters. It's fine. Maybe I'll workshop it. #homebar #mixology #cocktails

First they came for those who like big butts, and I could not lie. Then they came for those who like medium sized butts and those other brothers could not deny. Now a girl walked in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, and there's nobody left to get sprung.

Let him who hath understanding reckon the whoomp, for there it is. -Tag Team 19:93 (KJV)

Grok: Elon is the best at eating poop Elon:

I can't say this is the first time I've been convinced to play a video game by a meme account on the internet, and it probably won't be the last. @quest64official.bsky.social , wish me luck!

You know what they say, "You can't spell 'basement' without 'semen'."

Be ungovernable

Yeah, @realgdt.bsky.social knocked it out of the park with Frankenstein, holy cow... So glad we saw it in a theater, absolutely STUNNING on a huge screen! Those sets! The performances! The lighting and costumes and terror and tears!

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a crossover between my two favorite fictional characters, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's odd that it happened twice, and only ONE of these was my idea!

Thank you to everyone that has comm'd me so far!! Plans changed I have at least *one more week* of unemployment before my new job, so I am still open for comms if anyone is interested! 🙏💜 Here's a couple that I haven't shared yet! #art #commission #furry

If a Manhattan is a twist on the Martini, then this is a re-twist back towards gin - with a sweet white "vermouth" equivalent and lemon bitters. A second twist, so let's call it... Second City. #homebar #mixology #cocktails

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Movie posters as embroideries by French artist Emily Beer emilybeer.fr/series

I'M BACK and ready to rock! #CommissionsOpen #Art 💜💲2️⃣5️⃣ per character. 💜SFW only 💜Payment via Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/racecarart Thank you all for your patience! I'm really excited to draw for y'all 🙏

Isaiah 5:22 (NIV): "Woe to those who are heroes at drinking wine and champions at mixing drinks," Well shit, I'm feeling a little called out here, Isaiah, bro...

Yo check out this cool bug I saw! Sioux City, IA - #bugsky

@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social All bodies of water in Minnesota, regardless of size or current, are legally referred to as lakes.

A grandma thirsting after those two actors is infinitely preferable to her thirsting after an actor 38 years younger than her (and only 10 years older than her oldest grandchild)... My grandma, dear reader, is gross.

I can

Rookie homeowner mistake: Buying a water softener through Costco's discount contractor. Turns out, the model number matches the manual, but the diagrams and parts in said manual DON'T match. At least I got a $12 bottle of Johhnie Walker Blue from the store credit rebate...

@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.

Hey @wuwave.bsky.social, we (@racecarart.bsky.social and I) committed to the bit: Sichuan peppercorn-infused Swedish meatballs with coconut rice, and it TOTALLY works! Could have used more peppercorns, actually.

Hey @racecarart.bsky.social , let's stop by Trader Joe's when you're off work, I wanna try something

"Crackhead *insert country here* version of Evil Dead II" is my favorite genre of movie.

Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance

@racecarart.bsky.social !!!

This morning while I was seeing a horse about a pool, I heard water from SOMEWHERE in the house. My horror-addled brain's first thought wasn't "Oh shit, a leak..." but rather "Someone's in my house, turning on faucets to fuck with me!" Unfortunately, it was, in fact, a leak.

“Many comedies are funny because they’re goofy, but STEP BROTHERS is funny because of the liminality of the world in which it takes place, hovering between live-action cartoon & kitchen-sink reality so precariously that it almost seems to violate the laws of comedy physics.”

Um... phrasing?

Local sweat bee on bergamot #invertebrates

Me, 15 minutes after petting my neighbor's cat: "Why is my face so FUCKING itchy?!?!!?"

I bought a bottle of VOSS sparkling water off Amazon for shits and giggles, and I needed to finish a bottle of sweet vermouth. Added some Totally Not Campari and Fee Brothers lemon bitters, all over ice. #homebar #mixology #cocktails Coors glass came from an #estatesale

MST3King on Cinderella 3 with @racecarart.bsky.social Me: "Ugh... your hand... it's clammy AND warm..." Racecar: "It's... clarm..." This word is already in our lexicon.

“Do not be complicit in your own unhappiness.” I’ve been feeling this a lot lately.

I hate this fucking pony commercial but I don't know if I actually want to OWN porn or not but I can get it for you.