You're welcome, America.

We didn’t mention the closest gas station to admin’s house @quiktrip58.bsky.social 👑

There’s only one thing left to do. Closest gas stations to every Southland Football stadium ⛽️ They don’t call us the Gas Tank League for nothing 😉

🚨🚨🚨 FAKE PUNT ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 🚨🚨🚨 FAKE PUNT ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 🚨🚨🚨 FAKE PUNT ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 🚨🚨🚨 FAKE PUNT ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 🚨🚨🚨 FAKE PUNT ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 UTRGV fakes the punt and Tyler Day goes 70 yards to the house!!!

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM Another Eric Collins classic. cc: @sickoscommittee.org @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

The full Week 1 scoreboard in The Land!

The FIRST-EVER TOUCHDOWN in UTRGV Football HISTORY! EDDIE LEE MARBURGER TO XAYVION NOLAND! Vaqueros rolled to a 66-0 opening win!

You already know the real biggest game in the UT System today.

Football is back in The Land. Welcome to the 2025 season.

Oh yeah…. FCS UPSET! Nicholls knocks off No. 4/5 UIW!

Sorry we don’t post here enough here’s Ty Marsh making an insane INT on ESPN2 earlier today. Hi @sickoscommittee.org 👋

THREE. BID. SOUTHLAND. One ticket is already punched to the NCAA Regionals. We believe two more should be punched tomorrow. Our final push for one of the BEST mid-majors in America! #ThreeBidSouthland

Cam Ward Forever 👌

The trophy takes center stage...literally. 🏆🏆🏆 #GTL

THE BRAND IS STRONG 💪⚾️ The Southland Conference was one of five conferences where over 70 percent of its teams won their opening series! ✅ Eight Series Won ✅ 40 Home Runs Blasted ✅ 307 Opposing Batters Struck Out Not a bad start 🔥 #GTL

FLY JALYX FLY 🦅 One year ago, Jalyx Hunt completed a stellar career with @HCUFootball, earning Southland Football Defensive Player of the Year. Now, call him Super Bowl Champion! #SouthlandvsAllYall

NOT US FREAKING OUT!!! JALYX HUNT SUPER BOWL SACK!!!!!! THE FORMER HCU HUSKY AND SLC DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR!!!! #GTL

We love you, New Orleans. Our hearts are with you.

THE WORD IS QUARTERFINALS BOUND 👌 No. 6 UIW grinds out a 13-6 win in the rain and cold over No. 11 Villanova! #GTL

THE EYES OF TEXAS IS ON SAN ANTONIO 👀 No. 6 UIW vs. No. 11 Villanova 🏆 FCS Playoff – Round 2 🕐 1 PM 📺 southland.website/24fcsplayoffes… 📀 southland.website/24fcsplayoffss  🎟 southland.website/24fcsplayoff…#GTLGTL

The Drive to Win is HERE! 🤙🤠👌 Episode 1, featuring Texas A&M-Corpus Christi, UTRGV, and UIW, is now streaming on ESPN+! Tune in now for an inside look at these programs! 💻 southland.website/slcdrivetowine…#GTLTL

MUSTARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

And here’s the All-Conference Teams if you prefer yelling at us on a different platform. *we still don’t vote on these* #GTL

Here’s more awards for your viewing pleasure. #GTL

We announced some football awards today. Yes, it’s *that* Zach Calzada that beat Bama. He’s really good. #GTL

It's the most wonderful time of the year... for a friendly reminder.

Southland volleyball is GOOD.

What y’all want to talk about.

ISLANDERS BACK ON TOP 🏆 Texas A&M-Corpus Christi returns to the mountain top as they claim the 2024 Southland Tournament Volleyball Championship! #GTL

KYNDON FUSELIER CATCHES IT FOR THE WIN ON THE FINAL PLAY OF THE GAME!!!!!! LAMAR HAS WON THE BATTLE OF THE BORDER!! #GTL

A nationally-ranked win over the conference champion from that other league. #GTL

For the 🔔 #GTL

RILEY CALLAGHAN 40 YARDER FOR THE WIN! SOUTHEASTERN WINS THE RIVER BELL CLASSIC! #GTL

#LionUp or #GeauxColonels? #GTL

Southland Women’s Hoops >>>

HASAN ABDUL-HAKIM WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMANITY MY GOODNESS #GTL

“(North) Texas is dumb” - Patrick Star - McNeese MBB

What a night. Congratulations to UIW on claiming the SLC crown. #GTL

It’s a UIW thing. You wouldn’t understand. #GTL

THE WORD ARE CHAMPS #GTL

An interception and a fumble all in one! @sickoscommittee.bsky.social REJOICE! #GTL

Football Footbaw Footbawllll

Y’all wanna see an insane postseason soccer save(s)? Sierra McCluer ladies and gentlemen. #GTL

Back in July we created all of football teams in the new College Football 25. You can still go play with all your favorite Southland teams including the newest East Texas A&M update via the hilariously old user name hillgators32 on PS5! #GTL

Our strategy.

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YOUR 2024 SOUTHLAND CONFERENCE WOMEN'S SOCCER CHAMPIONS! THE SFA LUMBERJACKS! #GTL

Just when you think you know the answers, Week 11 changes the question. What a Saturday in The Land! #GTL