My YouTube suggestions are suddenly full of viral videos from 15 years ago. Think "dog makes baby laugh" and "Nosferatu voguing".

@tinabuttz.bsky.social what was the youtuber you mentioned on the latest podcast that's playing through Vampire the Masquerade?

I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

It's the 23rd here in Japan. No rapture yet as far as I've noticed.

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

Time for my weekly 15 minutes of Murderbot.

There's something so strange about watching the chat of a YouTube live video for a news station during tornados. Not an aspect of the human psyche you would get just watching it on TV back in the day.

It sucks that the default controllers for the Switch 2 suck so bad that having a Pro controller is almost a necessity but I will say the Pro controller feels so good.

Enjoy some local graffiti.

You are good enough, but the world in which you could have succeeded no longer exists.

When Reacher orders crunch wraps from Taco Bell.

apparently CISA analysts have also been told not to follow or report Russian cyber threats, according to the @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Crazy GitLab account takeover via the password reset form: hackerone.com/reports/2293...

The Japanese government has proposed two bills this month that would grant its cyber forces the right to carry out offensive cyber operations designed to protect its critical infrastructure—a concept known as active cyber defense www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2025/02...

The Jimmy Newton folks really missed a big opportunity by not partnering with Taco Bell. "Gotta Baja Blast!" is sitting right there.

Let's turn this crack house into a crack home.

Scoop: The databases powering DOGE.gov are insecure, and people outside the government have already pushed their own updates to the site to prove it: www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...

Oh my god, they just unintentionally wrecked a ton of red team playbooks at the NSA popular.info/p/the-nsas-b...

meal prep

Always substituting knowledge for action.

I made this joke before I knew about Big Balls.

- racist DOGE guy (redundant) canned - federal judge upholds birthright citizenship - another judge blocks voluntary resignation - NY state going to court over treasury business - patel put on ice for at least a week

I just had to draw the 2025 vibe I was feeling. #2025 #illustration

We should launch Elon Musk from a trebuchet in the general direction of Mars.

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

Ya boy got a new job and is moving to Japan soon.

Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier

Why are they like this

It's new Pokemon TCG Pocket booster packs day!

I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

We've been living on gentlemen's agreements for decades and were all out of gentlemen.

You are not immune to propaganda. #art

Gonna go do the fentanyl fold on the street in front of my house for a while. Trying to keep housing costs down.

What do you think Marcus Aurelius would think about me reading Meditations in a hot bath after eating PizzaHut for dinner?

bone-in hotdog

'Sydney Sweeney purple bikini' sounds like a code phrase to awaken a sleeper agent.

I don't often post about my work but bughunters.google.com/blog/6355265... is actually super cool thing my team is doing. These short term redteams focused on just stealing our passwords were always amazing to highlight how severely broken complex systems are. The internal writeups are so, so fun!

Get my structural translation baby now! I ruined my eyesight deciphering Miyazaki's terrible handwriting so you could delight in all his little notes about his little buildings. My translator tears are on every single page. Read the book, make my pain mean something.

Exclusive: The backdoor inserted in v1.95.7 adds an "addToQueue" function which exfiltrates the private key through seemingly-legitimate CloudFlare headers. Calls to this function are then inserted in various places that (legitimately) access the private key.

As a welcome gift, here is a Black Friday discount of 50% OFF for my online platform! mr.un1k0d3r.online/training/blu... You’ll get access to both the training and the coding class for 50% OFF. This offer ends on Sunday. #redteam #pentest #blackfriday

One of my biggest disappointments about going to London is that the full English breakfast didn't taste as good as it looked.

"Instead of venturing into range of their target, they found another vulnerable network in a building across the street, remotely hacked into a laptop in that building, and used that computer's antenna to break into the Wi-Fi network of their intended victim." www.wired.com/story/russia...