People nowadays are more concerned with how regard to Bing it than Hildegard of Bingen

I’ve been considering trying to have fun

Pantera Bread

I think it’s cool that everything sucks so bad

Fuckin yuck. I loved the Books of Jacob and the Empusium but no more Tokarczuk for me now

Tweezers are just small tongs

You can have me cold to stay

if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

I am aware of my shortcomings, but I cannot very well just sit around here and rot.

Hraaaoogggh!

Tired: microwaving lunch items for 90 seconds Wired: Boiled Lunch

How about yall?

Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.

Oh I’m healthy as a horse alright, yeah, I’m fuckin spavined

Nuance…………..

I work in education and I love what I do. Today I was so excited about projects we’re working on I felt like I was crackling with energy. I live paycheck to paycheck and if I got hired as an ICE agent I could literally double my salary.

And then Mark over here, if you’ll read close, doesn’t say that it’s a bad thing to send troops to Venezuela, we just gotta have a plan. I’m old enough to remember the lead up to Iraq and I reckon Mark is too. He’s just mad Trump didn’t call him first

But he’s still gonna vote to confirm all trump’s guys. One of trumps guys came up today and Tim said well Yea let them have their guys. They’re not gonna be able to do the shams right if they don’t have all their guys.

It IS NOT cute to be in the FBI

Going to create and distribute some Creative Commons pornography

I’ve been hearing a lot of talk about “having fun” and I think I’m ready to try it

I miss baseball

summoning circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 dodgers 🕯 🕯turn down invite 🕯 🕯️to White House 🕯 🕯 🕯

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

If I go in and I piss/shit, it’s a bathroom; if I go in and I sit on the toilet and vape for ten minutes, it’s a restroom

Like Geoguessr but more boring

What the fuck, broadly speaking, are we doing

Z*precruiter Phil: I have new jobs for you :o) Me: great, no military contractors please Phil: no, good regular and hybrid jobs :o) I open the job list, all military contractors

My senator, hands in fists and stomping his little feet: mmohh why won’t he text me

I’m gonna be sooooooo insufferable when the AI bubble bursts, I can’t wait

Sick transit, Gloria

Thinking about signaling some shifts

“May your USB ports all turn the right way first try” —The Web Surfer’s Blessing

Yeah okay

What da fuck is trans ideology

I don’t think Charlie Kirk would have mourned me if I got shot

Sad about Phil Hartman again

Does my tamagotchi get sad when it walks past its own turds?

I don’t want ill to just happen to her, I want it to happen and continue. Prolonged, multifaceted, and I hope she’s alone and scared when it happens

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

I have turrets syndrome (gun platforms pop up all over my body)

I wish ill on JK Rowling irl

I did not enjoy Normal People and I’ve said so online, so I should also say that I think this objectively whips ass and I would like to see more of this from more authors

the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back

The books of Ursula Leguin, the books of Ann Leckie, the game No Man’s Sky, and the music of the band Hum are all in the same genre and I will not explain further

I largely think this is accurate and clear-sighted, but neutral milk hotel and saddle creek being on here gives me conniptions