@gunkle.bsky.social received this amazing book today…..

Can we have one public figure who isn't an irredeemable cunt?

Phenomenal song youtu.be/MhSdOHPIp0Q?...

True. Also worth noting that the Tories didn't get any less venal when Cummings went. I doubt Labour will change either.

Why opinion polls shouldn’t be trusted. youtu.be/6GSKwf4AIlI?...

Looked out of window and hey it’s Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem #bunkerfilm

Queuing up single file at a pub in London. What the fuck is that all about? Had a row with someone.

Kilburn, London.

This turned up today. Can’t wait to read it #thefall

Now the advertising wankers devoid of any original ideas have ruined an Aha song. Who in the brand owning company signs this shit off as a good marketing strategy and when will it stop? #soreen

Had an online AI course at work and used AI on phone to answer the exam questions. AI fucked up. Failed it.

That’s because Mums go to Greenland.

Basically Trump’s Davos speech is just a thousand Twitter comments in a trench coat.

Watching political satire on YouTube and their algorithm is pushing ads to visit the US. 😂

@sparksofficial.bsky.social please play the Gaumont State Theatre in Kilburn London at some point in the future. Seems they are receptive to bookings even though it is now a church. It’s an incredible space. Check out the history of the venue.

See the latest iOS update has made Safari shite.

"I'm so angry with NATO for doing what NATO was created to do, that I'm going to Make America Great Again by forcing my own citizens to pay 10% more tax. Now where's my Nobel prize!"

Every fucking day in the UK news. This orange fascist sack of shit. Every fucking day.

Good question 🎯 "Mr. Farage, you say you're a new reforming force in politics. How can you claim that if - by your own definition - you're bringing in so many people that cause the mess you're trying to clear up?" Vote for Reform UK and get the very worst of the Tories...

As an introvert, think I did really well at a client’s leaving drinks tonight in the City. Maybe I can do it again. Onwards and upwards! Or was it down to the CBD oil? 😉

Shoot the cunt between the eyes.

The folks at More In Common found 2/3 of Brits are WRONG about immigration… But are we really? Or do we just mean 2 different things when we talk about immigration?

Keeping up Appearances was fantastic. A mix of a safe BBC sitcom on one side and this, for example.

Got a three hour strategy session at work on Tuesday. This is gonna have to do some heavy lifting to get me through it. Fucking dreading it.

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Is that c##t dead yet?

Oh excellent news. Brexit sovereignty strikes again. ‘Global’ Little Britain gets to plead with foreign powers not to screw us over. And foreign powers say no. We will be doing this shit for years. What an idiotically avoidable waste of our time and resources. www.farminguk.com/news/chlorin...

Don’t see many Ford Sierra’s around nowadays but here we are.

I'm a GP. In my old surgery about a year ago, a new patient I'd never met before came in complaining of penis pain. He sat down & introduced himself as Willie Hurt. I laughed out loud, thinking he was being funny. He wasn't. His name was William Hurt but he shortens it to Willie.

Another person I wish would shuffle off their mortal coil.

@lifeinkilburn.bsky.social Hi Agnes. Please could you unblock me on Twitter/X. Not sure why this was and I hope I didn’t offend you in some way. Account 40143d343 Jonathan

Fucking hell. Trying to to online AI training that my employer requires but the AI on Google searches is screwing up my answers. Says it all about AI.

The Christmas shandypeeps in their jumpers and hats have exited the box and are making their presence known down the pub. Only a couple of weeks more of this annual spectacle before the regular drinkers can be in peace again for another year. Apart from the 1st Feb when they will do the same. C***s.

Fixed it. #DonaldTrump #FIFAPeacePrize

AI will replace all our jobs and a bubble that won’t soon burst latest:

I always feel sorry for people in early December who wear antlers festooned with tinsel in public because they’re clearly trying to offset a personality deficit.

Well that’s Whamageddon screwed for another year. Still, almost 19 hours…….

Dancer here. If men in strip clubs knew how dancers talk about them in the dressing room, they would never come back. Best case is pity. Mostly we think you're scum. We know you all think you're the exception. Making you think that is our job.

Oh yes. These two will bring me so much visual joy #pwei #designersrepublic

Fucking goddam football taken over the pub again. This was a great pub before it became a generic sports bar to chase the 💰. I’m off home for some peace.

When Tommy Robinson celebrates Labour policy, the party deserves to die

Just spotted this apparent renaming #londontube #kingscross

Some kind of irony is that Labour finally recognise the electoral threat of the Greens and instead of seeing it as an outcome of trying to cosplay being Reform, double down on themselves as the party of sustainable racism, misery and spite.

Finally got to see inside tonight. #gaumontstate #kilburn

Stop. Policing. Poppies. That's. Not. What. Remembrance. Is. About.

Gonna nip to the local shop and buy some Semtex. Perfectly normal at this time of year.

Good morning. I don't know who did this, but I love you.