The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "Well done," she says. "By pointing out the small ways certain outfits don't follow outdated rules, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home.

🍂 SALEM THE BLACK CAT 🐈‍⬛ Salem is a witchy black cat who loves dancing in the autumn leaves! They love celebrating Samhein with the other Halloween canines. You can preorder Salem and the other Carnival Kitties now on my main shop! 🎃 [ #cat #plush #halloween ]

Shirts that go hard db edition

Rip it up

🫀Love & Warmth Long Scarf / Shawl ☀️ RESTOCKED AGAIN ‼️ Just in time for the holidays! SHOP LlNK BELOW ⬇️

One of the most beautiful emotions there is is feeling the heartbeat of the person you love close to you. The great artist R.D. Riccoboni translates this feeling into this painting. Art becomes a love story in a lyricism of vivid and real color and composition that moves me deeply with its truth...

this is from when I saw a bunch of them in Asakusa I think, I was surprised thinking "wait, are there hummingbirds in Japan?" because I had no idea the moths even existed. so cool!

Friendly Banter

folks,

Tricked and Treated

Hehe

cryptids

Something’s wrong with my dog I think it’s gay #art

hey there lil buddy - Close-up + process: www.valentinapaz.com/blog/zona175/ #Art #OriginalArt

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot and a possible other friend

Never get in the way of a white girl and her zoomies

yeah

Golden lufyfy

nurture

and just starting development of this one 👀

Hair to dye for

You will look at my paranormal cowboyfriends again and you will like it #art #cowboy

Medusa

Some Pleistocene critters enjoying some ice cream!

Here’s another small snippet from my personal film! 🐺🌵

my harengon ranger accepted a werebat curse, and the party is a little weirded out at how i basically turned into the Rabbit of Caerbannog the GM was baffled when i asked if i could bite a ballista

(reposting w updated info lol) HEY I'm Mars and I make comics for a living! To support me, check out my Patreon, shop, and comics linked in my bio 👍🏾 #meettheartist #art 📧 heymarsoid@gmail dot com

Trying to specify that I don't have bottom dysphoria on dating apps, so I call myself a "Penis User" like a D&D class

before june ended i wanted to also say: happy tenth birthday to dirty paws! it may be kinda cringe now but it always makes me happy to know it made an impact with many people over the years so🥺

THANK YOU @happyroadkill.bsky.social FOR CRUCIFYING ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY ITS ALL IVE EVER WANTED

Brother of the Decade

June from Normalsville comic by ‪@/freoncat.bsky.social‬

The High Guys

incredible things are happening in China

Stoat and

At no point in this entire article of 16 paragraphs does ABC mention that another cop killed this cop by shooting her in the back. Nor does it mention the name of the cop who killed this cop. Nor does it mention that the civilians involved never fired at them. ABC might as well be state media.

Double Standard

A huge thank you to @gamedadvii.bsky.social for this incredible birthday gift. This was all made by him using 3D printing and hand-painting along with laying the materials for the terrain. Give him a follow if you enjoy this type of stuff! 😁

let's try that again, Willow telegram stickers now available! t.me/addstickers/...

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

My partner adores The Count of Monte Cristo. Numerous lifetime rereads, a tattoo, they even went as far as tracking down the serial release order in French to replicate the original experience. Today they're embarking on a journey into the story's most far-out adaptation.

Into Him

Hydrogen Ions 2

Modern Knights

roscoe 🐶

OBJECT OF GODS AFFECTION... now in my shop! ko-fi.com/s/44dd145f32 #madokamagica

that’s how you swing! ⚾️ #sevika