Church people after hearing one relationship update: We just gonna pray on it.

What are you excited for this weekend??

This man ate the Judge role #lincolnlawyer

My whole life is on dark mode. If it’s available, it’s on

Blessings and guidance for this new day

Who tf puts Bluesky on dark mode?

Damn Serena went from a stallion to a pony

My name is APNS and bitch dependence is no laughing matter

Look all I’m saying is that there no Jordan without Pippen

2025 photo dump, anyone?

This is the fastest Christmas ever. I ain’t heard Mariah Carey’s famous “all I want for Christmas” yet.

2025 is almost behind us What are you most grateful about?

Yall remember when we all first get there? 😃

Man to man: When your brother teaches you how to fish, don't fish in his pond

Blessings and guidance for the week ahead

The final boss: your mind + time

You ever clean your house then sit down like you just defeated a final boss?

I hate when I sneeze in public and someone says ‘Bless you’ too slow. Like ma’am, the moment’s gone

Some seasons are for roots not fruit

Going to my husband’s family brunch tomorrow. Can’t wait to spend time with my extended family. Me and his mom are like besties now lol. I just love how I naturally fit into their family.

What y’all excited for this weekend?

I’ve started lecturing part time.

My barbers always ask, ‘What do you want today?’ Like bro, the same haircut I’ve been getting since 1998

Jesus was gone for 3 days and came back with holes in His hands and zero apologies. The most savage ghost story of all time.

Mirror selfie?

Happy Saturday!

When you sell out your friends, not even the buyers will trust you.

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

#MondayMotivation You don’t know everything and you’re not always right.

As we older, our friendship became like backyard garden. We plan to tend to them. We just always seems to put it off

It reallly is that simple

- A prophecy

Bro i have seen people go from loving each other everyday to acting like the other person never exist.

I like money and dislike not having money

Being in my bed and rubbing my feet together.

Custom love ft. attentive silliness, high emotional support, and nurturing vibes. An inner sanctum ripe w/space for comfortable vulnerability. Intimate touches and reassurance with giggles and snuggles - while also acknowledging room for alone time. Balance and an open heart. Matching PJs optional.

Be honest. What it’s like dating you?

What y’all excited for this weekend?

Okay I’m ready for the remainder of this year

😂😂 A legend came home at 3 a.m., and his wife was furious. He said, I was supposed to be home by 8, but a debate broke out, who’s got the most beautiful wife. I couldn’t come home until I won.

Mannnn

Blessings and guidance through this new week

Philippians 4:13 "I can do all things" Romans 12:2 "Be ye transformed by renewal of the mind" As a church dropout, I'm very intentional about how I paraphrase those verses

That's fine

Had bettr

terrible. caught some kind of sickness. I'm at the point where you wish you could drink a gallon of water but you can't. someday! Someday I will chug again!

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