Cort
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Following me is like subscribing to free laughs and occasional wisdom… mostly free laughs
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Y’all what’s the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?
over 1 year ago
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Church people after hearing one relationship update: We just gonna pray on it.
12 days ago
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What are you excited for this weekend??
about 2 months ago
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This man ate the Judge role
#lincolnlawyer
3 months ago
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natali nicole
3 months ago
My whole life is on dark mode. If it’s available, it’s on
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Blessings and guidance for this new day
3 months ago
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Who tf puts Bluesky on dark mode?
3 months ago
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Damn Serena went from a stallion to a pony
4 months ago
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My name is APNS and bitch dependence is no laughing matter
4 months ago
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Look all I’m saying is that there no Jordan without Pippen
4 months ago
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2025 photo dump, anyone?
5 months ago
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This is the fastest Christmas ever. I ain’t heard Mariah Carey’s famous “all I want for Christmas” yet.
5 months ago
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2025 is almost behind us What are you most grateful about?
5 months ago
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Yall remember when we all first get there? 😃
6 months ago
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Man to man: When your brother teaches you how to fish, don't fish in his pond
6 months ago
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Blessings and guidance for the week ahead
6 months ago
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Candy✨
7 months ago
The final boss: your mind + time
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You ever clean your house then sit down like you just defeated a final boss?
7 months ago
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I hate when I sneeze in public and someone says ‘Bless you’ too slow. Like ma’am, the moment’s gone
7 months ago
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Some seasons are for roots not fruit
7 months ago
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⚜️ 𓆤 Dr. Dime the Fit Nurse ⚜️ 𓆤
7 months ago
Going to my husband’s family brunch tomorrow. Can’t wait to spend time with my extended family. Me and his mom are like besties now lol. I just love how I naturally fit into their family.
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What y’all excited for this weekend?
7 months ago
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I’ve started lecturing part time.
8 months ago
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My barbers always ask, ‘What do you want today?’ Like bro, the same haircut I’ve been getting since 1998
8 months ago
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Jesus was gone for 3 days and came back with holes in His hands and zero apologies. The most savage ghost story of all time.
8 months ago
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Mirror selfie?
8 months ago
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Happy Saturday!
8 months ago
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When you sell out your friends, not even the buyers will trust you.
8 months ago
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Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.
8 months ago
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#MondayMotivation
You don’t know everything and you’re not always right.
8 months ago
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As we older, our friendship became like backyard garden. We plan to tend to them. We just always seems to put it off
8 months ago
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Juneteenth Edition NaClKnight
8 months ago
It reallly is that simple
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A-Wax
8 months ago
- A prophecy
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Bro i have seen people go from loving each other everyday to acting like the other person never exist.
8 months ago
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I like money and dislike not having money
8 months ago
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Soundz Of Blackness
8 months ago
Being in my bed and rubbing my feet together.
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UnSkeetable Love ♊ 5/26
8 months ago
Custom love ft. attentive silliness, high emotional support, and nurturing vibes. An inner sanctum ripe w/space for comfortable vulnerability. Intimate touches and reassurance with giggles and snuggles - while also acknowledging room for alone time. Balance and an open heart. Matching PJs optional.
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Be honest. What it’s like dating you?
8 months ago
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What y’all excited for this weekend?
8 months ago
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8 months ago
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Okay I’m ready for the remainder of this year
9 months ago
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😂😂 A legend came home at 3 a.m., and his wife was furious. He said, I was supposed to be home by 8, but a debate broke out, who’s got the most beautiful wife. I couldn’t come home until I won.
9 months ago
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A-Wax
10 months ago
Mannnn
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Blessings and guidance through this new week
9 months ago
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Saint D'Khari
10 months ago
Philippians 4:13 "I can do all things" Romans 12:2 "Be ye transformed by renewal of the mind" As a church dropout, I'm very intentional about how I paraphrase those verses
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Saint D'Khari
10 months ago
That's fine
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Hawkbill
10 months ago
Had bettr
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It's Me.
10 months ago
terrible. caught some kind of sickness. I'm at the point where you wish you could drink a gallon of water but you can't. someday! Someday I will chug again!
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Vlad Thee Candymaker ⚓
10 months ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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