important timeline cleanse from @blueheronfarm.bsky.social

I did something that isn't cat-related but is still art? Maybe- #art #artsky #sketch #drawing #kofi #goal

These vampire allegations are outrageous.

someone should uhhh. they should uhhh. you know

Sometimes I'm annoying. #carthagodelendaest

The best way to explain AI in humanities classrooms is as kudzu. Much as kudzu was introduced in the 19th century and later touted for its ability to stop erosion in the 1930s, AI is invasive, takes constant culling, and instead of stopping erosion is in actuality consuming our individuality.

In ancient times the Romans brought public restrooms to Paris, a technology that has been lost to Parisians for centuries and will likely never be recovered despite half-hearted attempts.

The wind from this storm is ridiculous but what is more ridiculous is that they've named it Storm Dave. 'Oh no, Dave is upon us.' Oh please. Make storm names great again. Call it Storm Aeolus, call it Hurricane Vengeance or Wrath.

When he asks you about ancient Rome but you give a generic answer because you don’t want to go on a forty minute rant that ends in lime clasts and frighten him.

This is the best photo of Simon I've ever taken imo #cat

Simon’s origin story?

I just be out here telling anyone anything

Saying good bye to this tiny fellow today! He has been been purchased by someone here in Stockholm! "mom said it's my turn to play the beer pong," 15x15cm #art #artsky

When you’ve been ill for days and the only comfy garment not in the wash is a chemise, you close all the curtains and become a sad 18th century ghost that haunts the sofa. 🙆‍♀️

i mean phones are fundamentally unserious devices, i don't do serious activities on a phone.

New title just dropped

No one ever gets my very funny very good pomegranate/Hades jokes.

With easter fast approaching and everyone putting up decorations, I want to put up my own decoration, which is the graffiti of Alexamenos worshipping his god. 😅

Make love to me darling, make love to me in my modern gaming bed

I rewrote my 'about me' on my Ko-fi because sometimes you just have to refresh everything and it's spring or something. What do you thinkkkk?

A recent study shows that anyone who uses AI is a big loser

This is so adorable it makes me angry that it's so far away from me! aaaa!

I just saw a post in our local news about how you should be giving your seats to pregnant people on the train and I was like 'they chose the dick, not me' and now everyone is upset 😗

I've finished working on this fellow. Finally. It's called 'If I hoard enough crystals, it will improve my mental health!' I could probably use some crystals. 😅 There are detail photos here: ko-fi.com/i/IW7W71W7SHY #artsky #art #painting #tarot #crystals

I haven’t seen a goddamned pierogi since I moved to north Stockholm. Where my delicious food at? (The answer is south Stockholm)

GenAI has polluted image search results, especially for animal pics. It’s now basically impossible to find accurate art references. Enter this: a repository of open-access, AI-free images of wild & exotic taxa. Artists creating *without AI* have blanket permission for derivative/transformative use.

Happy ides of march!!

Don't forget to leave knives and various food offerings out for Brutus tonight. 🤩

Do you think he will murder me in my sleep?

Anyone else think korv stroganoff is a crime against everything good in the world?

Me talking about the brighter side of things or something

The people taking photos of items for Sellpy seem like they've never seen clothes before. I sent in a dress to be sold and they've put it on the mannequin backwards and tied the ribbon that belongs around the waist around the neck? What are you doingggg

Ah yes, the three genders. Trans, lesbian, and drummer.

If you're going to be absolutely evil, you need to have a cool outfit. I think it's probably the rules.

"you don't owe people anything" aye u do pal like can we stop being cold to people and like owe decency

I ordered a parasol a while back and I didn’t check the measurements.

My note to remember to buy tiramisu.

That’s no mystery. That was someone’s Lucky Ancient Pocket Coin™️ and they accidentally used it on the bus. I mean, haven’t we all done that?

I touched some moss today. It was really nice. A++, recommended!

The cashier at the grocery seems to have missed charging me for some things because I was left walking out of the shop going 'how was this only 190:-?' I'm so poor and this is so good for me lmaooo 😅

Why did this remind me of Pliny the Elder stating that hedgehogs carry apples on their quills

I'm thinking of trying out gallery glass on the window on my front door and doing something like the drawing on the left. More hobbies!

I made a mistake and clicked 'follow all' on a shitposting list and now I don't see my beloved historians and artists. Just shitposting. All the time.

Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

I'm sharing my latest completed painting again: "I wonder why my weight loss jab isn't working”! No one has found it as funny as I have yet which is a shame but it did receive three whole heart reactions on Facebook, so I'm winning. #artsky #art #painting #cat #mounjaro #weightloss

This week is Simon's 16th birthday week. He's such a lovely cat, full of silliness and cattitude, and I am blessed to have been his adventuring partner for so many years so far! Please wish him a happy sweet 16, thank you! 🤩

Do we think drinking lead-poisoned water could explain the ancient Roman's genius? Where is the line between madness and brilliance? 😅

they'll just start a brand new month they don't even care man

I've lost over 15kg and my hair has started shedding more than normal and I've tried taking vitamins but I keep vomiting all the time so in my hysteria, I've gone to my friend and shouted 'I think I'm going BALD'