My new painting that is maybe finished, who the hell knows, can be found here! :

Birthday gifts I've received this week!

Translation: "Eight-year-old Edda Svanlund Sekander dresses up as a hefty electric bill for Halloween, something she believes will scare the grown-ups as she goes trick-or-treating."

I've finished this, I think. I can finally leave it alone. This cat has enough jewels to buy tuna for the rest of his life. 😅 "I think I know who did the Louvre heist" Acrylic on 60x50cm canvas 💕 👉 ko-fi.com/olliecrafoord #artsky #art #traditionalart #painting #louvre #louvreheist

For those that can’t see reels: Guys, I think I know who did the Louvre heist. 👀 #artsky #art #traditionalart #painting

I can’t believe we’ve created and destroyed the internet in the span of my lifetime. What a wondrous world we live in.

Artists, what's your favorite part to draw? quote this post! mine: Uhhhh, cats.

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

Human artists!? Use one piece to convince people to follow you !

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

Maybe my next subject? What a pose!

Did a new one

It is not cold enough for this yet here I am.

The way Meta is trying to shove AI down our throats is pissing me off because I accidentally click on this every single time now when I want to choose my most recent photo.

I painted this today and called it "Sourly I discovered that space is shrimps" — I do lot have an explanation. 😅 ko-fi.com/olliecrafoord #artsky #traditionalart #catpainting

Art is so cool, man

This dress is giving circus or maybe the 1830s, perhaps both.

If you have Instagram, I made a reel with my latest painting. 😅 #artsky #art #instagram

The outside wall of my home is covered in various kinds of spiders (I assume they are convening for spooky season) and my landlady told me to hoover them because they don't need to be there, and I was like, they are where they need to be, which is outside, not in my vacuum, plotting their escape. 😟

Gave Simon this snake toy to cheer him up about his lack of pants. Then further embarrassed him by singing Britney Spears and putting the snake on his neck.

*seeing my ninth reel in a row about ancient rome* Me, whispering to myself: ”I built this algorithm one acetaminophen at a time.”

A little peek at the painting I'm working on! #artsky #art #traditionalart #kofi

Third favourite mosaic.

So fashion. 😅 #Fashionscape #Runescape

Click here to see what my cat looks like without his trousers. 😅

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instead of drawing every day this inktober, let's all get a tattoo

A guy on Instagram told me to take a bath with a toaster and other various statements, for no reason, and Meta was like 'no, that's fine, our community standards✨'

"möther, I AM COVERED IN SEEDS, MÖTHER"

Since we’ve all gone full blown Idiocracy, I’ve finally FINALLY broken down and got myself some crocs. 🥺

#KofiSharetember Hi all! Do you hate cats and art? Then definitely don't click on this link! ✋✋✋ If you DO click, you'll see plenty of weird cat art painted in acrylic, with polls to vote on, posts to comment on, and a goal to be met! Do stop by and leave a message! 🤩 #artsky #traditionalart #art

I was trying to take a photo of a doughnut because the light was hitting the jam really nicely and I thought ”Perfect reference photo!” But then—

Simon lunged at me and I successfully blocked him with my shin in the appropriate manner.

Breaking news: My cat just came inside and screamed and then ran back out. I shouted after him, ”I need context!” No context was given.

All news outlets should just no longer do human interviews. They’re just making everyone upset. Instead:

Someone just called Escaflowne a 'very retro anime' and I've been murdered. Call the cops.

This place is not prepared when Trump kicks it. They’re gonna have to launch a script that’ll ban all of us simultaneously. Real nuke from orbit shit.

me sittin' at my magic information screen, reading a poorly-made website from 1998 of ancient egyptian papyri translations ✨

Here's our latest pyramid scheme.

let’s talk about hegestratos, a greek merchant in ~300 bc who tried to commit insurance fraud by sinking his ship but the crew caught him and he tried to swim away and he drowned. RIP hegestratos, you should have invested your corn money into swimming lessons

'mom, can we have mcdonalds for dinner??' - this heron probably

I've bleached my eyebrows.

Questions I ask my friends with no prompt whatsoever. 🥴

What are those 😭

This is also how they talk about the academic humanities: So weak and useless that we cannot keep students from switching to wanting to study only STEM fields, and also so powerful that we are converting students to cultural Marxism gender theory ideologies every day.

One of the thai boxing trainers saw me wrapping my hands yesterday before training and goes ”you checked YouTube?” (for the hand wrapping tutorials) and I was like ”I have watched 37 youtubes and they all wrap differently” and he SMIRKED AND NODDED KNOWINGLY. I was left aghast. 😂

I cancelled my appointment last week a day before the appointment. But! I got a bill for 'cancelling late' in the post and I called them, asking why, and the receptionist is saying it was less than 24 hours so I have to be charged 400:- (this is double the appointment price).

My girl dinner is five grissini and a coca-cola whilst I sing Heathens by Aurora