i'm very busy today

people these days are so focused on Mr. Bean that they forget about Mr. Being Kind

BREAKING: Thousands of San Jose city workers are going on strike. 4,500 city workers will walk out for 3 days starting August 15th after 99% of unionized city workers voted to strike. They're demanding a contract that keeps up with the soaring cost of living.

billionaires have to go do heavy hallucinogens with shamans to get even a taste of the transcendent wisdom normal people get having a conversation in chairs that look like this

they snapped with they came up with alphabetical order. q r s t yep you already know

david foster wallace passed himself away

"making whoopee" should be shitting

i have been off candy for almost two weeks now and i have seen incredible changes: i'm fucking pissed off and want candy so bad. everything else is the same, maybe a little tired from not eating candy

the film DAVE strongly implies that the president's remarkable lookalike Dave even has a visually indistinguishable penis. surely the chances of this are astronomically slim, and yet the film made close to $100 million

kind of weird that everyone's name on here is a whole ass website

i would like to see the chris pine pool guy detective movie very much

heard an owl outside. fuckin ruled

saw NOPE on 70mm at the academy museum last night. major work from a major artist, no question. also thinking about developing a pseudoscientific belief that human beings need regular exposure to 70mm projection like it's a SAD lamp

certain subtype of los angeles vegan who looks like they definitely used to be friends with terry richardson but would never admit it. these guys universally hate me even as i hand them $20 for a small bag of plant-based gummi bears that are shit

meanwhile the other patricia lockwood is having a better time

was planning to procrastinate at work with a personal project but i'm now double procrastinating with a second personal project first

told everyone i ran into today about tejuino. i am become The Tejuino Recommender

bought a cup of tejuino from a man selling it out of a cooler next to echo park lake and was struck by how hard it is to think of a thing that's cool about living in the USA that isn't thanks directly to a group that is brutalized and oppressed by the state

larry check / curly check

really important fourth off july question: do i watch JAWS or ROLLERCOASTER??? (or try to talk my gf into TRANSFORMERS lol)

World's Craziest Diarrhea Moments of 2023 (So Far)

getting continually bodied by a book on adult ADHD. i get it, lady, you know exactly why i suck ass!!!

World's Craziest Diarrhea Moments of 2023 (So Far)

a lot of yall would rather pay attention to Naomi Watts than your Gay Homies' Thoughts

anybody send john hinckley, jr. an invite code yet?

gf thought we had already watched EXTRACTION, then realized she had gotten it confused with 6 UNDERGROUND, which she then described and i realized she meant TRIPLE FRONTIER. nice

and you could have it all / my clean pile of dirt

DEJA VU (2006). colossal shirt here

thinking of him

stray, untimely queer eye thought: sure, antoni's contributions often seem like the least impactful, but i think there's probably something very healing and motivating about having someone that hot pay attention to you

i love hitting my head