jake internet
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i'm hitting my head
i'm very busy today
about 2 years ago
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people these days are so focused on Mr. Bean that they forget about Mr. Being Kind
about 2 years ago
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More Perfect Union
over 2 years ago
BREAKING: Thousands of San Jose city workers are going on strike. 4,500 city workers will walk out for 3 days starting August 15th after 99% of unionized city workers voted to strike. They're demanding a contract that keeps up with the soaring cost of living.
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LB Hunktears
over 2 years ago
billionaires have to go do heavy hallucinogens with shamans to get even a taste of the transcendent wisdom normal people get having a conversation in chairs that look like this
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JF
over 2 years ago
they snapped with they came up with alphabetical order. q r s t yep you already know
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david foster wallace passed himself away
over 2 years ago
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"making whoopee" should be shitting
over 2 years ago
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i have been off candy for almost two weeks now and i have seen incredible changes: i'm fucking pissed off and want candy so bad. everything else is the same, maybe a little tired from not eating candy
over 2 years ago
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the film DAVE strongly implies that the president's remarkable lookalike Dave even has a visually indistinguishable penis. surely the chances of this are astronomically slim, and yet the film made close to $100 million
over 2 years ago
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kind of weird that everyone's name on here is a whole ass website
over 2 years ago
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i would like to see the chris pine pool guy detective movie very much
over 2 years ago
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heard an owl outside. fuckin ruled
over 2 years ago
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saw NOPE on 70mm at the academy museum last night. major work from a major artist, no question. also thinking about developing a pseudoscientific belief that human beings need regular exposure to 70mm projection like it's a SAD lamp
over 2 years ago
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certain subtype of los angeles vegan who looks like they definitely used to be friends with terry richardson but would never admit it. these guys universally hate me even as i hand them $20 for a small bag of plant-based gummi bears that are shit
over 2 years ago
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Tricia Lockwood
over 2 years ago
meanwhile the other patricia lockwood is having a better time
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was planning to procrastinate at work with a personal project but i'm now double procrastinating with a second personal project first
over 2 years ago
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told everyone i ran into today about tejuino. i am become The Tejuino Recommender
over 2 years ago
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bought a cup of tejuino from a man selling it out of a cooler next to echo park lake and was struck by how hard it is to think of a thing that's cool about living in the USA that isn't thanks directly to a group that is brutalized and oppressed by the state
over 2 years ago
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larry check / curly check
over 2 years ago
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really important fourth off july question: do i watch JAWS or ROLLERCOASTER??? (or try to talk my gf into TRANSFORMERS lol)
over 2 years ago
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World's Craziest Diarrhea Moments of 2023 (So Far)
over 2 years ago
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getting continually bodied by a book on adult ADHD. i get it, lady, you know exactly why i suck ass!!!
over 2 years ago
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World's Craziest Diarrhea Moments of 2023 (So Far)
over 2 years ago
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a lot of yall would rather pay attention to Naomi Watts than your Gay Homies' Thoughts
over 2 years ago
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anybody send john hinckley, jr. an invite code yet?
over 2 years ago
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gf thought we had already watched EXTRACTION, then realized she had gotten it confused with 6 UNDERGROUND, which she then described and i realized she meant TRIPLE FRONTIER. nice
over 2 years ago
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and you could have it all / my clean pile of dirt
over 2 years ago
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DEJA VU (2006). colossal shirt here
over 2 years ago
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thinking of him
over 2 years ago
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stray, untimely queer eye thought: sure, antoni's contributions often seem like the least impactful, but i think there's probably something very healing and motivating about having someone that hot pay attention to you
over 2 years ago
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i love hitting my head
over 2 years ago
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