blue jays really earning their uncrustables out there today

Woke Ernst Lubitsch promotes FRANK AND WARM UNDERSTANDING of infidelity and the forms relationships take

@rhiannonev.bsky.social confirms, Alexis Smith actually knows how to knit in Michael Curtiz’s Cole Porter biopic Night and Day.

How often were they making Andie MacDowell jump in a lake?

I’m a perpetual typo guy — I often forget to include words while I’m writing — so I have a lot of love for Joy of Filmmaing.

I had no Petersen context when CSI originally aired. Watching that in high school, I completely thought, This is just one of the greats. Ditto D’Onofrio and Law and Order: Criminal Intent.

Gave a very lacklustre high five to someone on a peddle pub in downtown Winnipeg as they passed by. Only hope I didn’t harsh the vibes too much with my letdown of a high five.

visiting Winnipeg and if I didn’t know there was a Korn show here last night I’d be forced to conclude that the Human Rights Museum just naturally attracts a ton of people in Korn shirts

I like the part where he rubs his butt on the ground like my dogs do in the backyard.

Guy Kibbee above the title? We use to be a real society

Regina mentioned on Jeopardy! tonight 🚨 Paulo did pronounce it Regeena, as anyone would naturally guess, and Ken repeated it with the right pronunciation.

Do not try to ask the family of a prospective saint for an arm, you gotta go straight to the head honchos and ask the Vatican www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/263003/...

The only disappointment I expect from tomorrow’s These Estates show is that I already know there won’t be enough of it. I need two full sets, the new material, deep cuts, the whole thing. theseestates.bandcamp.com/track/like-s...

I’m surprised that I’m looking forward to Mortal Kombat II. Karl Urban as Johnny Cage, a non-powered character, feels like a difference maker, rather than New Character Who Is Super-Powered as the lead.

I’m going to organize one of these walking screenings of The Long Walk but it’s all dog treadmills and everyone’s going to love me.

Was watching the Kino 4K of Sudden Death this morning. Switched over to the commentary during the credits to hear a couple of philistines saying it’s not as good as Under Siege. Peter Hyams didn’t direct and DP a movie where Powers Boothe’s helicopter explodes on the ice for you to say that shit.

Mark McKinney’s voice in Superstore was too pure to come from a corrupt man. If the Kids in the Hall are falling, he will still never fall.

Hmm

just some guys

Too young, but what a filmography. Clearcut alone would be enough to put him in the pantheon of all timers.

If nothing else, my matinee of Caught Stealing had a half dozen older folks getting blasted by Idles at a decent volume. Threw me back to my weekday screening of Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and the retirees having to lock in for Karen O’s “Immigrant Song.”

Two white 4Runners, both backed into their spots, parked facing each other across the church parking lot this morning. Probably set up to keep an eye on each other.

I just watched Heretic yesterday and had no idea this was happening out there. Pazuzu’s gotta be involved

it’s true www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-a...

Let my dog see

I get why AI Bob Dylan needed to bring his granddaughter up — he couldn’t even sit on the right side of the piano in the first picture.

Current day Aaron Lewis of Staind looks like Dave Matthews if he listened to my brother-in-law’s astronomy podcast.

Took up way too much headspace to have only been around six years.

Have you dreamed this man? Every night throughout the world, hundreds of thousands of people dream about this face.

90% sure this is where I saw a subtitled version of Babel back in the day? RIP.

refusing to consume AI slop by definition could not have any effect on the amount of art i see in the future. this is like saying that refusing to chew styrofoam means i will not get to eat many lima beans in the future. if it is styrofoam, then it is not a lima bean.

Praise god, Vladimir Guerrero Sr. has finally returned from the war.

Then why are we bothering with this, my guy?

We’ve heard this a bunch but I think this time was in response to a buildsubmarines.com “activation” at an MLB game.

Big Papi and Co. just watched an AI-generated video of them racing at Bristol Motor Speedway. It looked so atrocious. Fox used to shell out for illustrators and artists to jazz up their MLB broadcasts — where’s that money going if they’re pushing out this garbage?

The problem with classic movies is that too few of them frame the actors as tiny figures dwarfed by a Mac OS screensaver.

The language of “Iron Rangers” for these things makes them sound part cool and part a little fascist and scary.

I’m pitching one-off baseball games in unusual locations as a series of make-work projects to combat unemployment. Two aircraft carriers parked next to each other, an abandoned oil field, an operating Costco in a mid-sized city, any and everywhere.

Blast it with piss

Aaron Harang Pitcher Debut: 2002 - Retired: 2015 SDP - CIN - OAK - ATL - NYM - SEA - PHI - LAD

I’m hearing an echo Ken

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

When the robot army comes for us aim for their hats (It's the beat after the hat falls off when the robot seems to be contemplating whether or not it can recover that kills me.)

I think if my collection were just albums produced by Plaskett, I’d be OK.

this is what "no sex scenes unless there's a story reason" gets you. mario and peach aren't even fucking

didn't get a chance to post about this because i was camping last week, but im so stoked the first single from this record is finally out!!! i was lucky to help @masonpitzel.ca with some additional engineering for one of my all-time favourite bands

Laserwash Jourdanton, TX

Jason Statham was in The Beekeeper. He was also in A Working Man, which features a striking indoor pool. The trailer for the new Lanthimos features beekeeping *and* a not-dissimilar indoor pool. I’m putting the pieces together here.