Chud parents calling me fat and gay for ironing my jeans fuck you this shit rick

The left critique of patriotism isn't "let's be ironic instead" (???), it's "creating a special identity around the nation one happens to live in cultivates a reactionary tribalism that is at odds with humanitarian universalism"

Doctors, lawyers, and engineers on culturally conservative white working class: these guys are so rugged and masculine… do I have a crush? Culturally conservative white working class on doctors, lawyers, and engineers: look, these guys are all Jews

I hate them but i do kinda feel like it could be a way to direct treatler chud rage to create some political will in getting bike lanes built in "controversial" places

Me when i got my hair right before my acne scars

AAA video games should cost $100 on launch. this would still be extremely cheap for the amount of time and enjoyment you get out of them! But an audience of whiny babies has kept them literally at the same price for *two decades* despite both general inflation *and* sector-specific costs rising

Hope this girl im seeing will realize she's actually in love with her roommate so i can get back to scheming to get back with my ex

They believe that windmills kill more birds and whales than climate change because they want animals to die cause they find it innately satisfying like swerving to run over animals in gta

Conservatives made up their psycho conspiracies about 15 minute cities because they want to do all the things stated in those theories

Im gonna go to college for linguistics so i can become a professional word-maker

Just changed my dad to be gender neutral in ancestry.com #fuckit

What drivers see no matter what you wear:

Earlier today I was listening to one of the hosts from Here and Now repeatedly ask a resident from Southeast Chicago whether throwing rocks at ICE was justified. And finally she just said, "They invaded our community. They have machine guns."

Rachel dolezal soft launching a back2white rebrand

Untold damage done by “this handful of corps do almost all the climate change”

The liberal elite delusion that police are broadly on the side of truth and justice has put us all in existential danger.

They got incentive gift cards for sti testing, only mcd or dunkin i asked do they have steam

we never gonna stop dancing on graves here

Can pinterest go anti woke already

Bitches been trying this on me since i was an amoeba and never cracked

we can start by doing televised trials for anyone who has ever impeded zipper merging

Top 1 washed thing i do is buying high schooler discount on my commuter rail app tickets

It’s so funny that “you’re overreacting to Trump” is/was a thing that people who soldier themselves serious said. Assume that he drops out of the primary in 2015: I literally cannot think of a single way in which the country is not better off, no matter which of the possible paths things go down

Got bitched out by my ex that auto capitalization was off on my phone

I noticed this one a month ago when they didn't have it anymore in main frozen aisle at wegmans

Fuck my chud covered in dog hair life

ithink doing this ruined my Pinterest home page in a really funny way

tim pool needs to be treated like he's mentally disabled

its hard out here being a non racist Quebecaboo

Turn off your phone’s “advertising ID” to make it harder for location data brokers to track you. (2/4)

kill yourself

this experience is whats going to finally make me into a mass murderer

I can't exaggerate how important it is that every ICE officer is met with contempt & mockery in public, everywhere they go, for the rest of their lives.

I'm trying to figure out how many years it'll be before ICE agents are the faceless fodder unit you mow down in a mainstream FPS. It helps that they're already wearing masks and military gear.

"I was wrong at the right time while you and your ilk committed the unforgivable sin of being right too soon."

MA should do it before he tries holding up anything more (our now useless crrc plant)

fuck thece otha artists ima gape and stretch them

best joke about charlie hebdo

connected point: peoples aversion to "over commercializing" a space like parks, plazas, metro stations, and disallowing vendors, kiosks and stores to the detriment of the space's utility. people dont want all public space to feel like the mall, but that mindset forces people to go to the mall nstead

how it feels to be a merciless red sox fan who hates sweet caroline and hates dunkin donuts and doesnt watch baseball at all

how i will look boomer posting

Dumb hillbillies cannot comprehend the freedom and agility provided by cycling.

Bicycles provide the freedom auto ads promise!!

I've eaten a couple of bowls of cereal this year

imagine the breakdancing

this is the only fair "antishooting" take ive heard

its really cool dating someone who doesnt need glasses for once