I really wish I could shit talk the Bruins fans in my life.

Steelers— Don’t.

Happy NHL Trade Deadline Day to those who celebrate. May the odds be ever in your favor.

Was Mantha, Egor, and Novak really the way to go? I know they were hot today and Igor doesn’t know them as well. I would’ve liked a little star power out there.

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

The audio on this game sounds like Ray is talking through a tin can.

What a ridiculous tripping call. Sheary was already going down.

Ten years later and I’m still screaming “Sherry” not “Sheery” at the TV.

I don’t usually have a lot of faith with afternoon games, but so far, so good.

My friends and I are about to start a spreadsheet of what US-born NHL players are MAGA so we know who to love and who to have a stern talking with. If you have any designations I’d love to hear them. The Tkachuks, for example, are firmly in the MAGA column.

Jack Hughes 🤝 Megan Keller Golden goals to beat Canada

The magic isn’t over. In two weeks will be the 2026 Winter Paralympics in Milano-Cortina, in which you’ll be able to witness exceptional athletes with disabilities do things you’d never be able to do. ✨

Is the men’s hockey team at the closing ceremonies or are they already passed out somewhere? I know Vinny Trocheck is.

Sid better be firing up the guys in the locker room right now.

Where’s Sid? He’s gonna somehow score the winning goal.

Poor Crosby is watching on some monitor in the trainer's room while McDavid and Celebrini blow breakaways and MacKinnon misses an empty net the size of the Great Wall of China. He's got to be the sickest man in Milan

3 on 3 is fucking nonsense for a game of this magnitude.

I’m a savvy enough hockey fan to be pissed off at myself for getting these blue and white fuckers mixed up.

These are highlight reel, best of the season, kind of goals. These dudes found a whole new level.

Hey, casual fans! Come watch Olympic hockey. You’ll definitely be able to tell who is on what team!

I’m so happy for Larkin and how he’s playing. I’ve lowkey been a fan of his for years. I feel like people forget how good he is.

Dude are you shitting me with this uniform matchup

The uniforms aren’t great

SID GETS A GOLD MEDAL GAME! That’s all I wanted.

That felt like Quinn Hughes scripted that moment. #USA

I feel like a proud mama. Walker was my fantasy RB who helped carry me to second place. I just love him.

The kicker just lost the MVP award to that TD and he is pissed. Probably.

Omg. Shit is happening!

it's so funny that he wedged in a complaint about the new kickoff rule at the end there lmao

I thought NE was better than this.

Well, damn. Bad Bunny can get it.

Duolingo did not prepare me for this.

This is overt racism. Full stop. There’s no ‘misinterpretation’ and no excuse. This is who he is, who he’s always been, and why he should never be anywhere near power again. And there’s a reason the tapes from The Apprentice have never been released.

The Olympics is great. I just watched a shootout in women’s hockey between Switzerland/Czechia at 10am and it was awesome! Tough loss for Czechia.

Please give me back the ESPN studio team. Words I never thought I’d say.

Tim McGraw is ruining hockey.

a full nights sleep? wonderful. a quick nap? delightful. falling asleep for 2 and a half hours? i hope you like feeling poisoned and concussed

Holy shit. People voted for this. PEOPLE.

KB: “How do the 49ers win this game?” Tom Brady: “Great question!” Then proceeds to talk in circles.

The Pens won in OT and the Steelers win in dramatic fashion. I’ll be making an appointment with a cardiologist this morning.

The Steelers are really gonna make me watch this whole game.

COMPLETE A PASS

Fuck you, Mike Tirico.

TJ Watt says he’s not on a snap count. Okay. But the same people making that decision injured you in the first place.

Super happy this game is on Peacock. Refreshing it is super fun.

Troy Aikman is REALLY rooting for Rivers.

The amount of presnap process of elimination by Rivers is awesome to watch. All he’s doing is making his life easier (so he doesn’t die) but it’s what any QB with deficiencies can and should do.

Watching Phillip Rivers is my new favorite pastime.

I’m got into the championship in my fantasy league full of MAGA idiots. (I just eliminated a team named Epstein’s Islanders 17u 🤮). I hope my bleeding heart can pull off the win. I already have one guy texting me that it’s bullshit I’m going to win.

A Crosby hat trick would be so delicious.