ShadzSom
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Wife. Muva × 2. Jamaican.
If I posted a recording of how my son cries after leaving him for a minute in his playpen, they'd either pray for me or call CPS on me 😭.
5 months ago
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Pixie Thinks🧚🏽♀️
6 months ago
End the "fake pocket" in women's wear!!!! Women like real pockets!!!
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I haven't done squats in WEEKS 🙃
7 months ago
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The way my feelings would DRY UP, I'd have none left to be able to feel some way about this situation. You're done to me.
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7 months ago
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Bitch Pudding 🎀
7 months ago
When Jamaican people seh you ugly like Patoo just know they mean that shit.
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Golden Gilmore Gossip Girl
7 months ago
Too many pro-life people make birthing a baby sound like taking a particularly strong dump and they need to fuck off with that, disrespectfully.
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Solomon
7 months ago
Still need dat!!!
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🧁🍰 MADAM THICC 🍰🧁
7 months ago
Wait…. Is this Rick Ross as Bob Ross painting Ross from Friends IN A ROSS STORE?!?!
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Solomon
8 months ago
There isn’t enough jails in the world to pull me off somebody that touch my child without consent
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Solomon
8 months ago
I’m not okay with anyone’s child being examined without consent… Is everyone okay????
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💖 The Bad Gyal💕
8 months ago
Could have done without the time change if we're being honest
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Elke🇨🇦
8 months ago
Have a good evening everybody. Third false spring starts tomorrow 🤞
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Solomon
8 months ago
Let me tell you something… them shepherds snapped with that Pie!!!
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Should have seen me reading this with great interest as I decided to swap out some of my morning coffees with green tea. What a piece a drapery.
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8 months ago
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Lmaoooo hello?! A suh yuh did a gwaan?!
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8 months ago
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Solomon
8 months ago
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Ohmagahhhh
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zhoro
8 months ago
Eye, will never miss another (🇹🇹) carnival again 🙂↕️
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Y'all got Solomon so upset today.
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8 months ago
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Broad pelvis 😭😭😭😭😭
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8 months ago
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Solomon
8 months ago
Stop making content and start making sense
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That's why mi couldn't be a world leader. Don't let me know the codes. Don't show me the big red button because everything woulda flatten.
8 months ago
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Bray For Jade
8 months ago
Trump knew what he was doing when he didn’t invite Ukraine to negotiations. How you fi a negotiate a peace deal with MY enemy and I’m not there. 🤣😭
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The amount of tears in my eyes right now 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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8 months ago
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Read Vengeance On The Heavens - Link in bio
8 months ago
If you've bought VENGEANCE ON THE HEAVENS already, whether it was just to support, or if you're half way through it, drop a review on Amazon and let me know what you think. If you haven't picked up your copy yet, it's available on all Amazon platforms in eBook, paperback, and hardcover!
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Well at least the Virgos are honest with themselves.
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8 months ago
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8 months ago
Damn
#noholeleftbehind
for real.
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Spawn of Yato
8 months ago
What
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Bray For Jade
8 months ago
I never forgot that girl who opened the tub of ice cream at the supermarket, licked it, and then put it back in the fridge. She and her idiot friend were there giggling away. Hope her life was ruined forever
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I make some bomb ass salads enuh 😭
8 months ago
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Golden Gilmore Gossip Girl
8 months ago
I've been seeing my friends hex each other a lot so I, a completely innocent and unbiased third party, have decided to bring back and repurpose an oldie but goodie: PALS (Peace and Love in S̶c̶h̶o̶o̶l̶s̶ Skyline). Let's spread love, not cast curses!
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Guess being DOUSED in sweat from... activities cooled you down a bit.
8 months ago
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My children are dramatic AF enuh. Pray for me as I pray for myself.
8 months ago
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Bray For Jade
8 months ago
YOU KNOW BALL
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8 months ago
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SuckaBust
8 months ago
Evolutionary advantage *
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When you have young children, how hot your morning tea or coffee is when you get to drink it determines how well the rest of your day is going to go.
8 months ago
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Lukewarm coffee is so ass 😭
9 months ago
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9 months ago
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I haven't eaten a boiled or fried dumpling in more than 2 months. What is life? 😭
9 months ago
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Big Gigi
9 months ago
Someone described BBLs as sit down hips while standing up and I think of that way too often 😂
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Guys Koffee alright? No man, I miss her voice 😭.
9 months ago
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Jesus Christ, never thought I'd hate BlueSky but here we are. Dem moderate the batty pic dem.
9 months ago
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「duane.png」
9 months ago
We locked in
@elcriddy.bsky.social
🙂↕️
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Watching The Fix episode with Bolt and it hurt mi heart fi hear the man say he was so deliberate in making sure every opportunity he got, he pushed for it to be done in JA to improve the country and look how dem a treat di man. No sah. Sorry fi mawga dawg..
9 months ago
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He was BBQing this evening again in *checks weather* -12 (feels like -18°) weather.
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9 months ago
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Not my sisters on a call right now discussing this tweet 😭
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9 months ago
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Feral! She and Lashana Lynch 😭
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9 months ago
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Jodi-Ann Quarrie (Yoo Need More Jodi)
9 months ago
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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