I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI

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A story about a couple taking separate vacations to get away from their lives, and each other.

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

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On a day packed with administrative tasks I present you with the fact that my summer apartment in Poland is located on Skwer Koleczko (Circle Square) which is shaped like a triangle.

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

philip seymour hoffman deserved an oscar for along came polly

This dude is going to be busy for the next 206 weeks.

It's so important, in this new era, to go insane at your own pace. Remember to drink plenty of fluids and breathe—completely losing your mind and becoming a gibbering shell of your former self is a marathon, not a sprint

OpenAI right now

If anything, RFK, Jr. permanently ended impostor syndrome. After today, no one should ever feel unqualified for anything, ever.

The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.

RFK Jr even getting a hearing for this job is failed state shit

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What a cabinet. Every time one of these anal fissures speaks I’m playing “Land of a Thousand Dances.”

The thing is it's actually relevant that so many on the right are weird sex perverts and closet homosexuals because their inability to square the circle of their unresolved atavistic sexual desires with their desired self-image and the rage that results is part of what drives them to fascism.

I feel like in this dire moment it’s important to be aware that Ralph Fiennes’ full name is Ralph Nathaniel Twisleton Wykeham Fiennes.

Mainescaping.

Washington: Just 13 stars for now, but I'm open to more of them Betsy Ross: Ok Washington: I'm envisioning something elegant, a design that will still look good even if it's flying beside a Confederate monstrosity in the back of a vomit-colored, rusted-out pickup Betsy: What Washington: what

Earthquake in Maine. Maybe we will detach from America and float up to Canada on the Gulf Stream, or maybe Greenland where we can join the Danish army.

Diversions. La Boheme.

Every word in this cutline is a void

I sucked at Twitter and I'll suck at this, but happy to be here.