Can’t wait to get chipotle today

No shade, vote for me at the Gaggys. If I get nominated, I’ll shave my head. If me and Vanda win, I’ll let Vanda shave my head on stage at the Gaggys. I MEAN IT!!!

Its Sunday. I’m off work. Cleaning the house, errands, and Tina Turner BLARING for the entire neighborhood to hear. Have a blessed day!

You heard her, it’s Fat Cock Friday! And sign ups are open for the COTN pageant! If you have any questions, let myself or Vanda know! Spots are filling up FAST! Only a few remain 😈

ARE YOU SO IN YOUR PAGEANT ERA? Registration opens tomorrow and the gorgeous @evastyles.bsky.social has an incredible theme cooked up for presentation. See y’all at camp ⛺️🔪 Please see me or @judithpriestqueen.bsky.social for any questions!

I saw Weapons yesterday and I will not tolerate any slander.

But what exactly does love got to do with it?

Don’t wait until 2027 Kings & Queens! $2,000 each 👑

Why is it the second I get into a relationship allllllll the trade wanna start sliding back into my dms?? LIKE??

Thank you ♥️♥️♥️♥️

I’ve been on my anti depressants for over a month now and I’m like wow this is kinda fierce ns! Wym nothing is wrong for no reason??

Bored, might fuck around hard launch my man soon idk!

Getting recognized out of drag in Vegas was wild!?

Judas says happy Friday say it back

me being awake at almost 3am for no reason and I have work in a few hours :)

Liquid IV save me. Hydrate or die-drate everyone! Stay safe out there today! Also wear sunscreen! HAPPY PRIDE 🌈

Wearing deodorant tonight at Survivor and you should too ns! 😘

Cherry Cola Celsius save me pls

I’m seeing Gaga in 3 weeks and idk if anyone will be ready for the person I will be.

I’ve been listening to Joss Stone all morning and I forgot how much I was OBSESSED with this diva

good morning

why do I need a labubu all of a sudden

Just finished bingo at the senior home and many of them telling me stories about their trans/gay family members had me so 😭

Only real ones will get it.

Let’s stop acting like we know ppl when all we see is them in a club or on a stage! It’s weird! Thanks!

absolutely no one: me: “work this pussy, work this pussy”

How are gay guys going to splurge on Le Labo Santal 33 candles but not on $7 deodorant with aluminum

Had a dream where I was late for the gig and every glue stick I opened to block my brows was empty. What does that even mean?! :/

Make some noise for self care, and me getting a fierce ✨10✨ hours of sleep last night when I’ve been getting like 4-5 hours a night for the last two weeks.

good morning

I HATE that cops can also enjoy chipotle…like that should just be for US !!!

low key was just messaging this rando and he told me Beyonce was the biggest disappointment in music and I have never blocked someone so fast.

No bc why was I so excited to spin the dice?? (The edible had me in such a chokehold ns)

See you all tonight! Can’t wait ♥️ ✨

Left the candle burning overnight at work last night.

Rrrrrright before Covid hit, and no one could tell me shit 🤣

If you don’t get a damn journal for those emotions

And in the end we know what category he chose RIP

Found the edible I thought was gone 🥹

r u mad @ me? b honest

Aaaand just like that we’re back to Monday

When it went from Abracadabra into Judas at bump. tonight

I’m just so proud 🥹 All they wanted to do was showcase the fun things that they worked so hard on. Didn’t expect anything at all, and ended up with the crown! Smart, funny and so high- a great representative for The Puff Puff family 💚🫛

Cuntissimo is actually lyrically genius if you think about it

Idk who needs to hear this but it takes like 2 seconds to lift up the toilet seat so you don’t piss all over it - crazy idea ik

The cherry cola Celsius got my pussy throbbing ns

Goodmorning to only the 30+ crew

Mayhem Ball Chicago. All 3 nights. MY BODY. IS. READY.

I asked the lady at the Taco Bell drive thru how she was doing and she swiftly said “I’m taco-tastic how are you?!” Gagged me fierce!