will never understand how Smash only had two seasons

It should be illegal to go outside today like wtf

I can’t wait to see my cat tn

Idk if you’ve heard but wearing deodorant in the club is actually really cool and fierce! Tell your friends! 😊🫶🏻

“Okay man…weird question for you…but if I got these sunglasses for my girlfriend would you say they would look…cunty on her?” Clocked me fierce. I swear to god retail is such an interesting world to work in. And of course I said yes bc fuck bitches get money idk!

Whoever catapulted the stack of napkins at my face tonight at Roscoe’s….you tore that.

And you always order the special….with the hot chocolate

Hey, this is on Wednesday. The contestants are sickening, the judges are major, the host is cunt, and Vanda and I’s pussies are throbbing. Come to Fantasy to see it all go down and who snatches the crown! 😈👹

People are crazy. I just sold this man a $10.7k ostrich bag for his unborn child. UN. BORN. CHILD. Like??? What’s she gonna do with that??

I got caught serving at the Gaggys 📸: @tinymira.bsky.social 🍷: 0% alcohol TT Babee

Not trade from 2 years ago texting me to ask if I have any Tina?? Like first of all no, second of all no! The fuck?

Sativa Diamond

Just watched a man watch his ow tiktok of him shopping on repeat for about 15 minutes. Honestly, so real bestie.

You ever pee so hard you fart and you’re like wow 😌

Can’t wait to get chipotle today

Its Sunday. I’m off work. Cleaning the house, errands, and Tina Turner BLARING for the entire neighborhood to hear. Have a blessed day!

You heard her, it’s Fat Cock Friday! And sign ups are open for the COTN pageant! If you have any questions, let myself or Vanda know! Spots are filling up FAST! Only a few remain 😈

ARE YOU SO IN YOUR PAGEANT ERA? Registration opens tomorrow and the gorgeous @evastyles.bsky.social has an incredible theme cooked up for presentation. See y’all at camp ⛺️🔪 Please see me or @judithpriestqueen.bsky.social for any questions!

I saw Weapons yesterday and I will not tolerate any slander.

But what exactly does love got to do with it?

Don’t wait until 2027 Kings & Queens! $2,000 each 👑

Why is it the second I get into a relationship allllllll the trade wanna start sliding back into my dms?? LIKE??

Thank you ♥️♥️♥️♥️

I’ve been on my anti depressants for over a month now and I’m like wow this is kinda fierce ns! Wym nothing is wrong for no reason??

Bored, might fuck around hard launch my man soon idk!

Getting recognized out of drag in Vegas was wild!?

Judas says happy Friday say it back

me being awake at almost 3am for no reason and I have work in a few hours :)

Liquid IV save me. Hydrate or die-drate everyone! Stay safe out there today! Also wear sunscreen! HAPPY PRIDE 🌈

Wearing deodorant tonight at Survivor and you should too ns! 😘

Cherry Cola Celsius save me pls

I’m seeing Gaga in 3 weeks and idk if anyone will be ready for the person I will be.

I’ve been listening to Joss Stone all morning and I forgot how much I was OBSESSED with this diva

good morning

why do I need a labubu all of a sudden

Just finished bingo at the senior home and many of them telling me stories about their trans/gay family members had me so 😭

Only real ones will get it.

Let’s stop acting like we know ppl when all we see is them in a club or on a stage! It’s weird! Thanks!

absolutely no one: me: “work this pussy, work this pussy”

How are gay guys going to splurge on Le Labo Santal 33 candles but not on $7 deodorant with aluminum

Had a dream where I was late for the gig and every glue stick I opened to block my brows was empty. What does that even mean?! :/

Make some noise for self care, and me getting a fierce ✨10✨ hours of sleep last night when I’ve been getting like 4-5 hours a night for the last two weeks.

good morning

I HATE that cops can also enjoy chipotle…like that should just be for US !!!

low key was just messaging this rando and he told me Beyonce was the biggest disappointment in music and I have never blocked someone so fast.

No bc why was I so excited to spin the dice?? (The edible had me in such a chokehold ns)

See you all tonight! Can’t wait ♥️ ✨

Left the candle burning overnight at work last night.

Rrrrrright before Covid hit, and no one could tell me shit 🤣