What’s the over under for the number of impeachable offenses?

Suspect in custody. Back to the Epstein Files.

Kennedy interrupts and argues with the women, but not the men. He’s a misogynist POS.

This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

The cicadas have been making a racket for weeks. Now they’re getting busy anywhere and everywhere. Love is in the air. Bow chicka bow wow.

Spicey is doing commercials for Car Shield. This is sad, pathetic, and not surprising.

Which dog is having more fun? 😂 📽️doggosatplay

2025, to date. #2025

Canadians are now referring to the United States as the 11th province

Ok that made me laugh

A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼

Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this. Smashed records. Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.

The television ratings for Donald Trump's second inauguration dropped 27% from Joe Biden's in 2021 and were nearly 20% lower than Trump's first swearing-in in 2017.

Rehearsals are under way for Inaugural Parade.

Sen. Tammy Duckworth crushing Hegseth. Thank you senator.

Big Macs. Finish the damn job.

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Mike Luckovich gets it right as he always does

It’s truly sad that in the month we bury the most selfless president in history we’ll be inaugurating the most selfish one.

It’s five years since Robbie Keane’s little lad decided to bin off mascot duty… and grab the glory instead. The celebration lasts a full 17 seconds. Sensational stuff.

I took my suit to the cleaners, who wanted to charge me $15.00 So I gave my suit to the goodwill shop next door. They cleaned and pressed it and put it in the window. I bought it for $4.50!

Now that I’ve reached certain age I’ll no longer refer to my penis as a dick. Henceforth, it shall be addressed as a Richard.

Be a Jimmy, not a Donald.

Matt Gaetz, sex, drugs, but no rock-n-roll. Pervy loser.

Inaugural game in the new arena for the Athens Rock Lobsters hockey team. The puck drop was done by the B-52s.

Good morning, Bluesky and to this one penguin wearing a backpack…

From Penn to the penn. What a shame.

This burn is epic. 🔥

No doubt I’d be best friends with the owner of this house. 😂

Vladimir Putin has released an advent calendar. Every time you open a window, someone falls out.

The Trump cabinet: A merger of Fox & friends and The Sopranos.

When I hear music...

The best monkey video ever. The way he runs off

Sorry for the canned joke.

And good luck getting local ones without migrants to bring in the crops

We love that for you.

Celebrate and rejoice with me. The buffalo population is slowly coming back. 🪶🦬

Best super group evah. Fight me.

In case you needed this.

Do you take advantage of the new freedoms?

Slow. Clap.

Apparently people are doing sing-alongs to songs at screenings of Wicked. I find that so annoying when it happens. I remember one time I went to a movie revival and everyone was singing-along to Singing In The Rain. It ruined A Clockwork Orange for me.

We were roughed up a bit on Election Day. Healing up and ready to fight for democratic values.