Got a dual PhD in finance and theology: call that Accruel Angel's Thesis

Bricks and Minifigs is my generation's Enron

Heartbreaking: you just paid the standard price for a pad thai in Toronto

They gave Jalen Brunson those Joe Biden drugs

CUSMA sounds so grody. We had it so good with NAFTA. Sounds like Aflac.

Ah but time and money to tackle cyclists, still.

Sorry but like if you voiced Frylock you should be set for life? It's a great injustice that we live in a world where some societal parasite land developer from Florida that nobody has heard of has nothing to worry about but artists who make an impact face homelessness.

Recession indicator: Saw a guy with a man bun on the subway

Pluribus? I've been calling it Purple Bus.

The movies are back

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Czar Scizor

I think at this point if you don't see that the anti Hasan campaign is just a bigoted, anti Muslim campaign...to demonize the left more broadly... You're unable to see the bigger picture.

Super Sentai transformation but the Home Depot theme is playing and my DeWalt knee pads, Milwaukee protection glasses and let's say a hard hat that I don't own come flying out and magically adorn me.

I want the Knicks to win just for the Sidetalk video

Boba Fetterman

Nobody talks about how Flea Market Montgomery is just like a mini mall anymore

First they came for the streamers, and I said nothing my because my Twitch channel never took off

Not a big fan of data centres, but it makes sense that they're building one in Vaughan. It fits the character of the neighborhood.

I really need to go back to school (clown college)

Arby's to the right of me Jersey Mike's to the left...

You know your movement is strong when you gotta vote on a vote

The actions of Mark Carney's Liberal government are morally wrong. All the Liberal party members and voters who go along with this are comfortable behaving immorally.

I used to post I used to type letters For ironic usernames I used to hit REPLY...

The silence is conspicuous: virtually nobody in Toronto who can do anything about it, or running to be in a position to do so, is talking about the police despite the biggest scandals in the force's history of late. What's up with that? I dig into it in my @thestar.com column this weekend.

It's heartbreaking that games as a medium remain out of reach for people telling the stories worth telling most. www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfe...

Sarah Jane: Doctor, it's really you! Where did you go? The Doctor: (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On November 29, 2023, Henry Kissinger, former Secretary of State, my friend, died. He fucking died.

Guy who's mad Forza Horizon 6 was spoiled for him: What do you mean this one has cars?!

Kind of crazy that they allow Instagram to force you to click on ads

The years move faster as you age, but I like to think of it as you accumulate a lifetime quicker.

Secret editing hack: If a sentence doesn't feel right, just throw a few dashes and tildes in there. Like, wherever. Few people talk about this one.

They're trying to make sugar water premium so we pay more for sugar water

Trialling a new style I like to call "goth adjacent Sopranos crew member"

Everybody is always talking about takes. We should spend more time talking about what gives.

Only two more months till summer!!

An unknown number of Toronto police drug squad officers will be the subjects of a conduct investigation by Ontario’s police watchdog, the Star has learned. www.thestar.com/news/ontario...

Happy Mother's Day to my Nanny who raised me.

Giving a Dewalt hammer a test swing at Home Depot and looking at it like Link looks at the Master Sword in Wind Waker after he powers it up.

We are living in a technological dystopia www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

I have always believed that ai enthusiasts were largely people that just didnt know how to do things, but I'm always surprised at the length theyll go to not learn anything or make anything on their own.

Compliments blackforest ham does not a good jambon beurre make

“Since Meta blocked links to news in Canada last August to avoid paying fees to media companies, right-wing meme producer Jeff Ballingall says he has seen a surge in clicks for his Canada Proud Facebook page.” www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

I'm excited for the Steam controller as much as the next person, but if you're so eager to get one that you're willing to pay scalpers like $250 on eBay you are making society worse.

Each NBA team should get one complimentary suplex per game

Don't make me feel hope, Toronto Raptors

Saying kalbi beef like the Terminator

The Mandarin always seems like such a good idea going in...

Game 7 baybee

The R-word is so ubiquitous on X The Everything App I just saw a UofT economics professor use it to complain about RapidTO. Can we grow the fuck up?