Talked about my work in audiobooks with a family member and just found out that he asked my sister if she knows who “Charles Tingle” is

This is an essay about my late wife Takako and I. I guess it's a bittersweet love story. I hope it resonates with you.

Physical sensations from dreams are bizarre. Woke up feeling sunburn a little bit ago.

💗Losin' Streak♠️

It's fucking wild to see how one of the few restaurants I'd ever walked out on mid-shift close its few locations in NC. Good wasn't too shabby, but the ticket times were godawful as a result of their expansive venues. And for anyone in hospitality, Uncle Julio's uses Aloha. FUCKING Aloha.

V for Vendetta but V wears a Guy Fieri mask

This is a massively fundamental problem that few seem to grasp! Sometimes it's like budget cuts go to spit rather than lube before fucking us.

Foxrien

That and she definitely ruined shorthand for Magic the Gathering fans.

Every time the New York Times shits on its own dick like this I can't help but remember the time after Trump was first elected; the NYT BEGGING the American people to subscribe to their paper to "protect journalism"

dado SCP documents are so fuckin' funny.

Yesterday was a record for getting folks to download the Shonen Jump and Viz Media apps in one day! 4! Straw Hat always gets folks asking if I'm a One Piece fan, so I end up pointing at my ✖️ tattoo with a grin. Good ice breaker.

Weeks ago, South Korea mocked Trump with a replica of the golden Cheonmachong crown, claiming it symbolized “peace.” In reality, the crown came from the Silla Kingdom, whose king was assassinated after a civil war and kingdom destroyed by corruption & rule for the wealthy.

Amusing sign Darlin' and I passed by during our stay in Charleston. Our joke description for our relationship is "so a bartender meets a therapist..."

I don't remember buying one of these, much less two...

Keep Trying #art

me at the crosswalk if I'm being honest

Men will literally reanimate dead tissue instead of going to therapy

Bahmn Mi and an IPA in a dining cart headed to Charleston!

Petition to have Jon read this aloud.

Folks familiar with animation history, what was with the trend of adapting random live-action films? Moreso focusing on late-90s properties (Men in Black, The Mummy, Godzilla, Alien Evolution, etc). It's not a new concept but the choices looking back were off looking back.

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

Mina doodle

As a former Ace Hardware employee (loved my time there) this is disappointing to hear. youtu.be/s7ZC-Vo_BAQ

I still don't get the appeal of edible gold outside outside of financial dick wagging.

One more week until my trip to Charleston. Can't wait to see my love. 👩🏿‍❤️‍👨🏽

Yesterday was an instance of what I love about my job. Guest was with friends for their 21st birthday. "Welp, gotta ID ya to prove it." "Sure will!" She slaps it on the bar like a Yugioh duel.

all the dads were so stoked about our costumes

Happy Halloween! Reminder that one of the few times the internet agreed on everything was being into Lady Dimitrescu from Resident Evil Village.

As much as my Lil' Bro hates Undertale and Delta Rune it's amusing how our dynamic is him as Papyrus and me as Sans. Love him to death but it is so lost on him.

Honestly curious if this design was inspired by The Toxic Avenger.

Ever seen a 750-pound muskox face off with a 210-pound pumpkin? 💥 Hudson did, and won! 🏆 Catch more pumpkin-smashing, leaf-crunching, fall fun during #ZooBoo, October 18 & 19. 🎃🐾

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

This is worth sharing.

Don't think I have a knack for stand-up, but it's still on my bucket list. My nature is more reactive than proactive, which helps with my girlfriend. Wanna take an improv class to improve. Best way to brighten up a day, eh?

The oddest coincidence happened yesterday with my bar manager. I was yawning while filling up gas and someone shouted "wake up" to my reply of "grab a brush and put on a little make-up" to their confusion. Same thing happened with him and a server.

Simpsons edits are always a good laugh.

Jared Leto is so poisonous that he managed to outdo his biggest turd **AND** tank an entire franchise. This man is pure distilled anti-talent lmfao

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

What do y'all think your boss fight theme would be? Gotta go with this classic. youtu.be/4rJFgTNiRuQ

It is so dang bizarre finding out being born on the release date of Ducktales on NES while dear sister was on the SEGA Game Gear release. Might explain why we didn't get along as kids.

... I literally called out a dude in front of the gas station clerk while buying cones as he was trying to figure out which condom was "the biggest". And when he tried to verbally scramble I just said "just get the most expensive one and thank the lady."

... dangit I wanna see my darlin' in both.

I adore Shovel Knight and Crypt of the Necrodancer. They are both absolute musts (the Steam version of CotN is the best as it allows uploading your own music), but the past few months I've been more on their respective spinoff games.

Pretty sure the weirdest tic I have is typing moreso with a country accent when serious as it's a much more deliberate effort.

I do not wish to learn about the "protocols" of the social media site I am on. I just want to make lil jokes with my friends and not see nazis. Why is this so hard for anyone who makes a social media site to understand