You heard the man! Go go go!

Replace one word from a Cypher System with a kind of food (preferably one that's similar to the word you replaced), and suddenly you're a character who… Fights With Goulash Stands Like a Baguette Consorts With The Bread Controls Beets Dances With Dark Chocolate Focuses Mind Over Batter etc etc

4 Reasons your players want to play in The Painted Wastelands 1. You can play as a cat. 2. The world is discovered through action. 3. Evocative artwork. 4. It's unlike anything they've seen before. If this is your kind of setting, the Player’s Guide is free: bit.ly/3MTOibK #OSR #TTRPG #FreeRPG

Would you like a free book? We are giving away The Painted Wastelands Player's Guide PDF. This is the perfect way to get your players amped and excited to join your really weird campaign. #DnD #TTRPG #OSR #Free mailchi.mp/6fc2ce9a950e...

Only 53 hours remaining to get the craziest TTRPG this side of The Painted Wastelands! It's literally 2 books in 1! Empire of Bones, via @Kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...

Proud to be the 924th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Numenera: The Amber Archive! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/m...

The Shattering Peace is another emotional sci-fi masterpiece by John Scalzi in his Old Man's War series. The audiobook, narrated by the incomparable Tavia Gilbert, truly brings these characters to life and will leave you wanting more time with them. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

There are some things you discover in life that stick with you. Little things, odd things perhaps, that never fade. In the 90's it was a comic book panel from the 1st issue of the newly rebooted Legion of Super-Heroes. (1 of 2)

The Empire of Bones Kickstarter is LIVE! (Ironic, isn't it?) This one's literally twice as big as The Painted Wastelands & probably orders of magnitude more bonkers! It could have been 2 books and I'd have backed both! Don't miss out on this beautiful insanity! www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...

www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5... Enjoy this free Empire of Bones preview, the Kickstarter starts Monday morning! #TTRPG #OSR #OSE

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ACTUAL PLAYERS! GODS HELP REQUIRED Small Embers is looking for the voices of our Gods for some recorded lines. If you’re on an actual play, we’ll credit/link to you show. 1st God: female voice; quirky, irreverent, supremely confident. Interested in appearing in the show, sling me a DM.

It is time to return to THE PAINTED WASTELANDS in an all new undead fueled nightmare. The Unholy City of Zeb bays for your blood and the ghoul riddled ruins of the Lands of Dust know your name. The Ennie Award winning campaign setting returns to Kickstarter on January 26th! #TTRPG #OSR #OSE

I haven't felt this good about turning on my gaming PC in a very long time. Bazzite has revitalized the entire experience.

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It is done. Ding dong the Windows is dead. May the Bazzite Miracle bless you all in the New Year. 😉

@dicecompany.bsky.social This Christmas Day 🎄 I was astounded to discover you're followed by @zackfg.bsky.social , @pipgladwin.bsky.social (Both of @realmspod.bsky.social ) and @agamemnonpress.bsky.social of The Painted Wastelands & forthcoming Empire of Bones! So many of my favorite creatives! 🎉

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A new threat rises, and new heroes rise in turn to address it! Deep in the forest the small logging community of Snoozy Basin is under attack from hordes of skeletons! They seem to be coming from nowhere, and they are lead by a dread figure out of legend... Dungeon Majeure finally returns!

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🎲 Dice Company Christmas Giveaway 🎲 To enter: ✅ Follow us ✅ Repost this post ✅ Reply with your favourite Dice Company moment or character ⭐ Bonus entry if you leave us a review anywhere you listen (just say “reviewed!”) Winner will be drawn at 8pm UK time on Christmas Eve. Here are the prizes 🧵

For the Holidays, I'm offering my coaching services at a reduced rate! $50 for a 30 minute one-on-one session or $75 for a full hour! Book your time slot now! Just go to www.georgeledoux.com/coaching

With thanks to the incredible vocal talents of @zeuslegion.bsky.social for his help with the advert for this episode!

I am only 9 sales away from Mists of Stegeborg reaching Copper best seller status on drivethrurpg. Reaching that would be amazing. If you want a deep mystery spanning 3 centuries with everything from deep mists to town riots please check it out! www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

Buy 2 tickets to see the hilarious spoof Fackham Hall and get 2 free. Use code 192N6DHJE atm.tk/fackham

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In @dicecompany.bsky.social 's Small Embers podcast, story threads built up over 86 prior chapters hit like an atomic freight train of revelations in the latest episode. Ch. 87 is a stunning, epic, mind-blowing payoff well worth the price of admission & then some. No cap. Is that still a thing? 😜

So apparently my #vaesen mystery The mists of Stegeborg is on sale! Take the opportunity to get it for cheaps! tinyurl.com/yc4wrjsw While you are at it pick up @zeuslegion.bsky.social s excellent archetypes too: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

Looking forward to this coming weekend when I run the 2nd part of my OGoA/TMA crossover for my Saturday group. It ain't subtitled "The Harrowing" for nothing. 😜 As much as I hope they survive, and knowing they've beaten the odds before, it's going to get brutal. 😅

The Quest Unpronounceable is an all-new hexcrawl set in the wildly wonderfully terrible world of The Painted Wastelands by Chris Willett & Tim Molloy based on Tim's Mr. Unpronounceable comics. Get it and the 600+ page Omnibus graphic novel now at DTRPG. www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

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Some weird chicanery going on with my @drivethrurpg.com bookmark now occasionally redirecting me to DMsGuild which they also apparently own. Website issues or something sinister? 🤔

🚨 ALARM 🚨 Chapter 85 of our Small Embers D&D campaign is OUT NOW! This week: hard truths

🚨 ALARM 🚨 Chapter 84 of our Small Embers D&D adventure is OUT NOW! This week: a hare, a badger, a mechanical squid and a cocaine bear

Yo, I'm in a thing! And it's rip-roaring hilarious! www.podbean.com/ep/pb-2axk3-...

TONIGHT, I and my fellow B-lister ensigns aboard the A.S.S. Dragonstar take command in... Revenge of the Space Nerds 2, a Cypher AP livestream kicking off CypherCon! Watch us fumble gloriously Thursday, Sept. 18th at 7:30 pm EDT. - Youtube: www.youtube.com/qedhup - Twitch: www.twitch.tv/qedhup

Tonight at 7:30 PM @qedhup.bsky.social will be doing a live-streamed game for this year's CypherCon! Plus more info about the con. YouTube: www.youtube.com/qedhup Twitch: www.twitch.tv/qedhup MCG's Anywhere Door: www.moonbeam.stream/Monte%20Cook...

Delighted to say we are finalists for not one but TWO categories at the Independent Podcast Awards!! 🏆 We’re up for the comedy and gaming awards 👉 independentpodcastawards.com/IPA25/en/pag...

24-hours to back the Mr Unpronounceable Omnibus on Kickstarter. Spread word to all! Reposting this grants +3 to all save versus spells rolls for 24 hours. #TTRPG #RPG #Comics

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No time to binge 80 chapters of the greatest podcast because you're jaded from all those other podcasts promising mental Ambrosia & not delivering? Behold the dulcet tones of Issy P as she catches you up in time for Small Embers Ch 81 with maximum cheekiness & geniality: tinyurl.com/dcptssf4

GET STOKED! If you enjoy stories w/ hilarious iconic characters & questionably heroic fantasy hijinx, your world is about to change. DCP's Small Embers returns from summer break in a matter of days. Just binge 80 episodes ASAP & join us, won't you? @dicecompany.bsky.social

My PC is Serpentis, an Uncanny Windbag (Speaker) who Wields Two Weapons At Once: Twin 50ft python tentacles (Fred & Ethel) that emerge from dimensional orifices on his back. As an "ex" super-villain in a post-apocalyptic world, he's all the hero you'll need (or get). gleam.io/X34Pc/win-a-...