Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Joke https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke-5 Do they still do this? When I was a kid, villains were constantly dangling from buildings and being saved.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shenanigans https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/shenanigans Based almost entirely on something Tomer Ullman told me, and I hereby nominate him as First Dean of Shenanigans.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Connection https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/connection-2 All I'm saying is this would be the ultimate proof that God has a dirty mind.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Future https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/future-4 I read in an econ book that panel four is a thing that actually happens, and I've been terrified ever since.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Peace https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/peace-4 Triple the median would of course be 50% more inner peace.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nagel https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nagel The best part is that it's included in a book titled Mortal Questions. Also that the original paper came out in 1969.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tragic https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/tragic Later he's upset that nobody's upset.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Meaning https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/meaning-7 The worst part is the robot makes him use reddit 7 hours a day, because that's what past employees were doing in its training data.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Spoon https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spoon Ten bucks to any president who does the thing in the second-to-last panel.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Kickstarter Launch! https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/kickstarter-launch A book 12 years in the making...

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Copernican https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/copernican This joke is more for my future audience of robots, but humans are welcome.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Set https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/set Why start with a confusing idea like zero, when you can refer to the notion of a something with nothing in it?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quantum https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/quantum-6 Later they go out for a superposition of chocolate and vanilla ice cream.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - End https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/end-2

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Slap https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/slap Later it works out because the man is a masochist.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Happiness https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/happiness-6 You're looking at the teeth, but you're missing... the smile!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - WaaS https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waas Have I mentioned SMBC's ad-free patreon page?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Standard https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/standard Should this be rated NSFW?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nigh https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nigh-2 I read a guy the other day saying all cognitive tasks will be automated, so it's important to stay flexible, and all I can figure is he was imagining humans would make a good building material.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dial https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dial The funny part is every action in your life turns SOME torture dial!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dreams https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dreams-2 I'm pretty sure this is how Stoicism works, just more douchey.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Same https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/same-3 The key is to put the self-on-fire at the beginning of the video and promise to show that it technically cures cancer, but only if you watch to the end without skipping.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Forbidden https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/forbidden Later it turns out the duck was getting with a porcupine and had a litter of Echidnas.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Infinite https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/infinite-2 Brought to you by the All Theodicy compilation of SMBC, coming 2035.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Easier https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/easier Brought to you by Zach hasn't studied physics in years and is trying to read through the famous Mike and Ike quantum computing textbook.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Witch https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/witch-2 She immediately starts building a child-size oven in a house made of candy.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stage https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stage The only offputting part is when the young burst out later.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Peace https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/peace-3 It's not about the humanicide, it's about avoiding awkwardness.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Log https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/log He got cursed with it after that time Jesus yelled at a fig tree.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Spheres Part 5 https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spheres-part-5 Does this change my imaginary Erdos number to a complex number?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mary https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/mary The survivors try to escape on a trolley but get derailed when they swerve toward five people.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Will https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/will-2 We will have had peace immediately!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Borax https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/borax I think I'm the only one who likes the clowns are a species jokes, but by GOD I love them.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hi https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hi Suddenly regretting that I didn't just draw a word for word graphic novel of the entire book twice.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Super https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/super-3 It's inoperable thanks to the yellow sun of Earth!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bad https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bad-4 You can't see it from this angle, but the kitty has an AK.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Special https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/special-5 When I was a kid, I wondered why all adults are crazy. Now I wonder how any are sane.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Loot https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/loot The most valuable thing he owns are old Pokemon cards, so the Viking has to create an eBay account to complete the job of looting.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Up https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/up-4 You also have chickenbutt, but honestly it's the least of your worries.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Humanities https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/humanities-2 Anyone who thinks the humanities makes people more expansive should spend four minutes in an English department meeting.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Water https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/water Later, it puts him in a corner and forgets about him for six months.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cure https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cure-3 Later, while he's crying on the floor she wedgies him without mercy.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shocks https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/shocks S and S is a form of S and M.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Humor https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/humor-2 This comic is for an audience of one, named Kelly.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Noble https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/noble-2 Later she has to decide if broadcast fertilizing a lake without telling her is a kind of cheating.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Phi https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/phi There should be demotivational youtube math videos. Just to be different.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nature https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nature-4 All I'm saying is it fits the data.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wait https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wait-2 Guess he's not buying the see-thru feel-thru corset either.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Congrats https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/congrats-2 Well now I wish it were twins.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waiting https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waiting I hereby release this to Hollywood.