Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Daisy https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/daisy I know you're out there somewhere, disgruntled Disney animator. This is your moment.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Out https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/out-2 Later they catch him ineptly trying to flood bad kids at a park.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Construction https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/construction I had a note to myself for about year about someone insisting gender is constructed with lasers, and then suddenly here we were.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Vat https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/vat More parsimonious is that you're just a brain in a sous vide.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Red https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/red-3 The wolf watches from the edge of the clearing, wondering why humans can't ever just kill someone.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quality https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/quality I like to think when healthcare economists are mad they should, I'LL ADJUST THE QUALITY OF *YOUR* LIFE-YEARS!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fine https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fine-2 You are the balut of love, my dear.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/life-8 The good news is they're also telling the aliens to do something about the dolphins.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Last https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/last We all know a kid that would do this.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scar https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scar Please do not do this, and if you do, send pictures.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Santa https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/santa-2 Apparently this used to actually happen, according to the book The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren, which Tomer Ullman recommended to me.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Blame https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/blame The important thing is that net happiness goes up.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sword https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sword-2 And don't even THINK about inheriting grandpa's skull collection!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Protagonist https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/protagonist-2 I really regret all that stuff I did to the antagonist now.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stats https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stats-3 There's got to be SOME hypothesis that makes our experiment useless. THINK

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Panic https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/panic Do what I want, not what I said.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conscious https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conscious-8 The worst part of selfless robotic servants is going to be how happy they are.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Convexity https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/convexity This isn't the only high risk high reward pickup line, but it is the one that involves the most tentacles.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conspiracy https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conspiracy-2 Anyone claiming this comic has any actual perspective will be accused of being in league with JSquatch.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Performance https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/performance-2 Are 23 eggs not an oeuf for you? (Pun brought to you by Patreon comments)

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prayer https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prayer-6 You ever notice how weird it is that an immortal bothers to kill a bunch of people instead of just waiting 100 years?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boss https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/boss Of all the AI concerns, the one about wanting to replace management with algorithms is the most monkeys-paw-ish.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sawyer-lee-and-the-quest-to-just-stay-home Click the comic to read chapter 1!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Addiction https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/addiction How're you gonna get your girlfriend pregnant with a BEHAVIORAL addiction, man?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - What https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/what Fortunately, it turns out that all along he has been a placebo husband.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fish https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fish-3 This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it's good to be prepared for all circumstances.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Miracle https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/miracle The statue of Bayes also cries, but we can't ever be perfectly sure.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Frenchmen https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/frenchmen Or maybe the corpses were a feint and the original Frenchmen are still waiting to strike.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Attention span https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/attention-span Subscribe!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sacrifice https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sacrifice-4 If God is all-good, there are a LOT of errors in the Bible.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Myth https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/myth-4 The one about purpose doesn't show up until you have to spend 12 hours a day at a repetitive job.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consilience https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/consilience Later, peace is reestablished when an MBA accidentally enters the lecture hall.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nerd-fight https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nerd-fight "," > "",

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Enormous https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/enormous Ironically, I had to censor this due to running ads, but... one day...

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Identity https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/identity-2 Anyone who can figure out how to cram phi in there gets about 1.6 internet points.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Aww https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aww Of course they'll never realize, but in your heart you'll have the linguistic upper hand.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Screenplay https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/screenplay Super cute!!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Addition https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/addition This is my gift to you, Dads of Internet.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Intuition https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/intuition It's like going up to someone who doesn't know about conservation of energy, and telling them you have a wheel that never stops spinning, and expecting them to be blown away.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Heart https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/heart Later he is caught and forced to not have all the money he moneyed.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Asteroid https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/asteroid It's not actually a metaphor. I just think of that scene.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ethics-8 That's another philosophical 'problem' put to bed by Zach Weinersmith.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dedication https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dedication Before you saying anything, I'd like to dedicate this breakup conversation to pioneering portraitist Frida Kahlo.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Witch https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/witch This is why he doesn't come back for humans any more.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Signal https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/signal-4 Tragically, once you introduce costly signaling, all mathematics is impure.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pray https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pray-2 Love it when the moon becomes as blood.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Irr https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/irr Works especially well for telling people they're not in irrirrerror.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Order https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/order-2 It needs more leaves, but otherwise this is a perfect proof of concept.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - August 2025 Book Reviews https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/august-2025-book-reviews Click the comic for the full Patreon post!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ur https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ur Also you can add irr- to the front to negate the idea.