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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Daisy
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/daisy
I know you're out there somewhere, disgruntled Disney animator. This is your moment.
about 24 hours ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Out
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/out-2
Later they catch him ineptly trying to flood bad kids at a park.
2 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Construction
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/construction
I had a note to myself for about year about someone insisting gender is constructed with lasers, and then suddenly here we were.
3 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Vat
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/vat
More parsimonious is that you're just a brain in a sous vide.
4 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Red
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/red-3
The wolf watches from the edge of the clearing, wondering why humans can't ever just kill someone.
5 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quality
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/quality
I like to think when healthcare economists are mad they should, I'LL ADJUST THE QUALITY OF *YOUR* LIFE-YEARS!
6 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fine
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fine-2
You are the balut of love, my dear.
7 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/life-8
The good news is they're also telling the aliens to do something about the dolphins.
8 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Last
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/last
We all know a kid that would do this.
9 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scar
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scar
Please do not do this, and if you do, send pictures.
10 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Santa
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/santa-2
Apparently this used to actually happen, according to the book The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren, which Tomer Ullman recommended to me.
11 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Blame
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/blame
The important thing is that net happiness goes up.
12 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sword
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sword-2
And don't even THINK about inheriting grandpa's skull collection!
13 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Protagonist
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/protagonist-2
I really regret all that stuff I did to the antagonist now.
14 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stats
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stats-3
There's got to be SOME hypothesis that makes our experiment useless. THINK
15 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Panic
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/panic
Do what I want, not what I said.
16 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conscious
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conscious-8
The worst part of selfless robotic servants is going to be how happy they are.
17 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Convexity
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/convexity
This isn't the only high risk high reward pickup line, but it is the one that involves the most tentacles.
18 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conspiracy
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conspiracy-2
Anyone claiming this comic has any actual perspective will be accused of being in league with JSquatch.
19 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Performance
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/performance-2
Are 23 eggs not an oeuf for you? (Pun brought to you by Patreon comments)
20 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prayer
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prayer-6
You ever notice how weird it is that an immortal bothers to kill a bunch of people instead of just waiting 100 years?
21 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boss
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/boss
Of all the AI concerns, the one about wanting to replace management with algorithms is the most monkeys-paw-ish.
22 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sawyer-lee-and-the-quest-to-just-stay-home
Click the comic to read chapter 1!
23 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Addiction
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/addiction
How're you gonna get your girlfriend pregnant with a BEHAVIORAL addiction, man?
23 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - What
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/what
Fortunately, it turns out that all along he has been a placebo husband.
24 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fish
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fish-3
This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it's good to be prepared for all circumstances.
25 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Miracle
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/miracle
The statue of Bayes also cries, but we can't ever be perfectly sure.
26 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Frenchmen
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/frenchmen
Or maybe the corpses were a feint and the original Frenchmen are still waiting to strike.
27 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Attention span
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/attention-span
Subscribe!
28 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sacrifice
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sacrifice-4
If God is all-good, there are a LOT of errors in the Bible.
29 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Myth
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/myth-4
The one about purpose doesn't show up until you have to spend 12 hours a day at a repetitive job.
30 days ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consilience
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/consilience
Later, peace is reestablished when an MBA accidentally enters the lecture hall.
about 1 month ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nerd-fight
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nerd-fight
"," > "",
about 1 month ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Enormous
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/enormous
Ironically, I had to censor this due to running ads, but... one day...
about 1 month ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Identity
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/identity-2
Anyone who can figure out how to cram phi in there gets about 1.6 internet points.
about 1 month ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Aww
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aww
Of course they'll never realize, but in your heart you'll have the linguistic upper hand.
about 1 month ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Screenplay
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/screenplay
Super cute!!
about 1 month ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Addition
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/addition
This is my gift to you, Dads of Internet.
about 1 month ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Intuition
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/intuition
It's like going up to someone who doesn't know about conservation of energy, and telling them you have a wheel that never stops spinning, and expecting them to be blown away.
about 1 month ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Heart
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/heart
Later he is caught and forced to not have all the money he moneyed.
about 1 month ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Asteroid
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/asteroid
It's not actually a metaphor. I just think of that scene.
about 1 month ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ethics-8
That's another philosophical 'problem' put to bed by Zach Weinersmith.
about 1 month ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dedication
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dedication
Before you saying anything, I'd like to dedicate this breakup conversation to pioneering portraitist Frida Kahlo.
about 1 month ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Witch
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/witch
This is why he doesn't come back for humans any more.
about 1 month ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Signal
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/signal-4
Tragically, once you introduce costly signaling, all mathematics is impure.
about 1 month ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pray
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pray-2
Love it when the moon becomes as blood.
about 2 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Irr
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/irr
Works especially well for telling people they're not in irrirrerror.
about 2 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Order
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/order-2
It needs more leaves, but otherwise this is a perfect proof of concept.
about 2 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - August 2025 Book Reviews
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/august-2025-book-reviews
Click the comic for the full Patreon post!
about 2 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ur
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ur
Also you can add irr- to the front to negate the idea.
about 2 months ago
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