Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Congrats https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/congrats-2 Well now I wish it were twins.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waiting https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waiting I hereby release this to Hollywood.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Love https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/love-9 Fortunately the comic cuts off at the waist.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Where https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/where-4 All of this is window dressing to justify panel 3.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Philosophy https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/philosophy-5 Actually all the apocalypses are good for philosophers, but this one is best for language analysis.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Under https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/under This is the best votey panel I will ever do.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Machine https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/machine The worst thing is they're talking in binary, and the boy doesn't understand why kids at school think he's crazy.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rated https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rated You must have a bigger humiliation fetish than me!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hmm https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hmm Confusingly, many of them grow up to dislike Batman.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sci fi https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sci-fi If Ai destroys the world because we wrote stories about it, we will at least have the funniest possible apocalypse.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Holy https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/holy-2 God keeps trying to evolve primates to be more repulsive to each other and they just keep finding it hotter.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Learn https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/learn-2 The alternative was artisanal soap biiiiiitch.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Invisible https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/invisible The baby also goes to jail and has the cutest little orange jumpsuit.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hooray https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hooray I need to do a collection of just comics containing the word Hooray.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pumpkin https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pumpkin Actually there's probably a medieval German version that makes this one look pleasant.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Curses https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/curses Batman would've just reached for his utility belt.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wow https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wow-3 Still better than the time I got divorced via a pop-up book.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Serve https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/serve I need to do an upbeat comic week one of these days. They all end with hooray.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good Cop https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-cop The other option is good cop, cop pretending to be a fish on the floor that keeps flopping around but won't die.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Athenian https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/athenian On the last Socrates joke, like a dozen people told me I should've called his nutritional supplements Himlock, and it just kills me that I didn't.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Friend https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/friend-2 Clearly R2D2 is the real catch, so going for 3PO proves you're loyal to the cause.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fund https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fund I wonder if you could trick people into paying more in taxes by calling it traditional crowdfunding?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pulley https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pulley You should've seen the look on your face when you thought you'd gotten your mom killed!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Artist https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/artist SMBC is just propaganda for longterm relationships.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cow https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cow This is when she calls the cops.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Out https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/out-3 This is a top ten Calgacus joke.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Never https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/never-2 This is what I think about every argument that involves humans agreeing to not doing something with AI.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ant https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ant And they both interpreted their success or failure as deserved rather than a consequence of macroeconomic forces and chance. The end.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nantucket https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nantucket The Man from Madras, whose balls were of brass, is in fact a meditation on the need to find synthesis between humanity and technology in modern life.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prime https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prime-2 Unrelated, but according to Maynard 2019 there's an infinite number of primes that don't require the letter W.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Battle https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/battle Still don't know why they kept asking their ghostly duplicates whether they liked that over and over.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fluid https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fluid I believe there are sexy people who are doctors, but there are no sexy doctors.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Opportunity https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/opportunity Later he stops paying attention to you and you only learn through the news that the algorithm changed.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quest https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/quest-4 You can actually do a lot of low-risk leveling up of the relationship just by using a bot to have your character run around stabbing rats all day.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Warrantless https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/warrantless The bound and gagged stripper also gets weird after the first amendment goes away.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moral https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/moral Why are Adam Sandler movies not perceived as moral cataclysms?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scripture https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scripture Humans are good at zoos since we're already adapted to captivity.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wife https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wife-2 The worst part is the movie goes on for weeks but never finishes.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grimm https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/grimm I knew Grimm's fables were pretty dark, but some of them seem to have been written purposefully as a time capsule to frighten the future.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Full Dive https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/full-dive In the real life version, you just get extremely emotional ads for Fritos.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Up https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/up-3 Bet you none of these newfangled Ai art generators will do you an upskirt Pope.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ardent https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ardent He's lucky it wasn't Talk While Burping day.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moneychanger https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/moneychanger Later he explodes sinners with giant sturgeons coming from the inside out.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Curse https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/curse-2 Anything that deviates from normal is a conspiracy, including when things are precisely normal.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ha https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ha-2 Featuring beloved SMBC villain Pterrordactyl.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Socrates https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/socrates Seneca would be releasing a 300 page self-help book with himself on the cover every six months.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waste https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waste I think I could do about 100 of these if there were a market for a McRib compilation and no such thing as copyright lawsuits.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Private https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/private The twist is that her father is named Mechavac-9000.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grow https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/grow SMBC is a comic about science, mathematics, and philosophy.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flavor https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/flavor Personally, I transsubstantiate every kitkat I eat.