Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Minos https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/minos Pretty sure Midas would've gotten plenty of action too.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Protocol https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/protocol-2 This is why there are tons of fantasy books about alchemists and NOTHING about chemists.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mission https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/mission Created after watching my CTO brother struggle to make an iPhone transmit live video to a Windows desktop for over an hour.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Milgram https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/milgram Come across this while reading Melanie Mitchell's delightful book, Complexity - A Guided Tour.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Agency https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/agency I've been doing jokes about robots being better than humans for 20 years, but just lately I got told I do too much AI propaganda.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Comedy https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/comedy-2 This is officially a dare, standup comics.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Spiraling https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spiraling We were both spiraling, kids, when we found each other.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - She https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/she There should be a movie that, at the end, says that the lesson is that it is good to have the type of friend and kinship network favored by recently evolved East African apes.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ginge https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ginge They later left because the flesh-trees made everyone uncomfortable.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - UBI https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ubi The good news is everyone has job security in the post-scarcity world.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - GWAS https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gwas Unfortunately, so much mitochondrial energy flowed to the dong that all the cognitive stats selected for got blocked.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Spooky https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spooky-3 Kelly told me this one was too weird, so please make it popular so she has to roll her eyes.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Deal https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/deal Later the drug dealer gets nostalgic about how in the 90s economy you could give out the first one free.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sawyer https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sawyer <3<3<3

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Duck https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/duck-2 Idiot drawn to look like me because I am the idiot.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Proof https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/proof-6 The notebook has feedback from a nurse, cowboy, and plumber.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Upcoming Book Signings https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/upcoming-book-signings Mark your calendars!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Summary https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/summary-2 I posted this as a joke about a script I shouldn't do, and bluesky economists pressured me into making it.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Time https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/time-7 All-loving God my ass.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Huh https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/huh-2 Once I realized this, all those inept AI laundry-folding videos became hilarious.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Surveil https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/surveil I don't know if it's happened yet, but you can bet in the next few years someone will start fitting people out to collect sex training data.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Creative https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/creative-3 C'monnnnn hatemail.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gold https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gold-5 I contend that SMBC remains the comic with the funniest jokes about commodity pricing.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/consciousness-10 From an idea in Aguera y Arcas' recent book What is Intelligence?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Yes https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/yes

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Proof https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/proof-5 This sort of thing is why I will likely never write fantasy.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gland https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gland If you disagree, find me a recent source specifically proving Descartes wrong.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Speech https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/speech Just a reminder that I am available for commencement speeches, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvahs.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Marshmallow https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/marshmallow A note of appreciation to the 4 of you who started laughing on the first panel.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shorthand https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/shorthand SMBC will be at Davos this year, if someone at Davos looks at it on their phone.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prophecy https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prophecy This is the actual plot of The Hobbit. The entire journey is meant to convince Frodo to just stay home ever after.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Free https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/free-4 Really should've asked about the ship label before he got in.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Debunking https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/debunking I find cheese really good for when I have a stomach-wants-cheese, or when my head feels a little cheese-wanty.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Meaning https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/meaning-8 Having a purpose was your first mistake. Wanting it to have meaning was a mental health calamity.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AI https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ai-17 This is one of those jokes you make, then realize people in the field have probably been saying it verbatim for 20 years.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gates https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gates-2 You exist in a perpetual state of just about to get to Disney World.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bonzo https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bonzo The hard thing about male clowns is you have to disbud them at a young age are they get dangerous.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cave https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cave-3 The worst part about being a caveman is people constantly yelling questions about seed oil and fermented foods when you're just trying to relax.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Safe https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/safe The only annoying part is how the Ai keeps complimenting your blackmail skills instead of ruining the world.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ex https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ex-3 You've got to own that feeling, girl.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Back https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/back-3 I want to be buried at the K-T boundary holding a box of brass gears marked Time Machine.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trash https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/trash Kicking myself for not teeing this up as a major kickstarter.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sick https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sick-2 Oddly enough, Ouroboros is also the sound a snake makes when trying to do this.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Criminal https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/criminal I'm so incredibly available to write this movie and 17 sequels. It's like the movie Wall Street, but with dolls.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experiencing https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experiencing The flip side is once you get in the machine, you can start searching for the machine in the machine.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bot https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bot-3 Unrelated, on a bluesky thread we discovered that there are many philosophers whose names rhyme with Bagel, but other Jewish breads are not so favored.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hierarchy https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hierarchy No, it doesn't belong in the bodily needs section. If anything, it's in opposition to bodily needs.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tide https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/tide For body soap, especially private areas, you want a gentle, moisturizing Antichrist.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sport https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sport-2 The weird part is I'll get complaint emails about the 2037 Olympics not being possible, and not, like, the rest of this idea.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Arp https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/arp How come nobody has made this? Or did they all go mad after making it, so we haven't heard?