Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tap Tap https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/tap-tap Suddenly regretting not doing a run of plush glock-cats.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - XX https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/xx Around here we only do cis-substantiation, you hear?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Toy https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/toy Who wants to get bitten by toycks??

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Periclinal https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/periclinal Enjoy the forthcoming SMBC compilation on periclinal chimeras.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Treat https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/treat-2 Sometimes the apple gets stuck in sphincter 3 and she has to gently loosen it.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Holy https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/holy You can do this with a metallic sharpie if you don't want to pay printing costs.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nuke https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nuke Discovering this etymology wasn't just mind-blowing, it was a nucular bomb of revelation.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sheep https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sheep-2 I believe we've been breeding each other for aww, but so far it hasn't been very successful.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Theodicy https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/theodicy-5 How come nobody asks for all-powerful, all-knowing, and at least PRETTY good?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - O Monks https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/o-monks I believe Buddhists aren't allowed to get mad about this misrepresentation, because that'd be a form of attachment.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Happiness https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/happiness-5 The truest deepest way to happiness is a brain implant with a happy button.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unread https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/unread Remember that whole year you had to have Piketty on your coffee table to be accepted in polite society?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bet https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bet I don't know if you can build ethics out of expected value, but I know that if I'm on a deserted island with someone who DOES think that, I'm running in the opposite direction.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chips https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/chips You can tell it's not real because no human would be that stupid.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - July 2025 Book Reviews https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/july-2025-book-reviews Click the comic for the full Patreon post!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Climax https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/climax I just want to be completely clear to my advertisers: that is a tail.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AI https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ai-16 People who say there's no good use for AI need to think harder.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Suffering https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/suffering-4 Anyone complaining about my delineations should decide they are not in fact a self and so no email need be sent to correct me.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Same https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/same-2 The crumbs on the couch are, however, new.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Symbols https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/symbols-2 Friend of Wigner is actually private slang in physics, which means 'willing to talk about Quantum Foundations'

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gardening https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gardening-2 Possibly grapes would be more productive. Consult your local agricultural extension and tell them Zach Weinersmith sent you.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Puppets https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/puppets Later a foot comes along wearing Jackboots and they have to decide whether to unite or get drowned.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Positive https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/positive-3 No, I don't know what knives look like. I've only been drawing 25 years.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Technically https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/technically It might also be possible to use complex soundwaves to inderdict the festive music.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dogs https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dogs-4 You can also do the pi dogs, but then you lose business from the tau people.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chew https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/chew There was a fairly intricate debate on an early version of this posted to bluesky, the contention being over whether OR was sufficient. I think the ORs have it, but XOR is a funnier word, so there.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Actually https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/actually-3 The good news is you touched your butt once, so you wouldn't be going there anyway.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Out https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/out I hereby release this logo to SpaceX.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stop https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stop-3 "

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Petals https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/petals I read that it's sometimes called Italian Man Orchid, which is an insult or compliment, depending on whether you're talking absolute size or size relative to the rest of the petal.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Work https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/work-3 Technically, a piece of elastic is a 2-sided fitted sheet.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Standards https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/standards Also a heap is when you have 26 of something.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nigh https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nigh The best part is watching them go up to guys yelling on a soapbox to ask what their timelines are.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Drive https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/drive Later they turn off the gene drives and we beg to get them back.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flux https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/flux The Stewart's Calculus movie was 4,000 hours long but it's okay because nobody ever gets to the final third anyway.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Super https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/super These are actually the nicer heroes.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Medicine https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/medicine Again, Hollywood, call me. We can extend this single joke for YEARS.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hear https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hear Dare: go into a loud bar and only make goat noises during 3 hours of communication, and see if anyone notices.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - You Sir https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/you-sir Another ten years passes and its just contemptuous staring.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Id https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/id Sorry

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Firstborn https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/firstborn And don't even get me STARTED on secondborn sons.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Die https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/die-2 Despair is also great for baking productivity.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Turn https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/turn Of course it's more impressive if you do it yourself.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dress https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dress If you ask a topologist what their house is like they start counting windows, doors, and chimneys.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Why https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/why-7 We are here to get tripped over by Sally. That is all.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Right there https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/right-there The main problem with the Erotic Ballet is that it's hard to politely clap with only one hand.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Genera https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/genera You can tell if it'll be a cartoonist by seeing if it cries whenever anyone comes in its room and/or turns on the lights.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fermi https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fermi The first thought that occurred after the Universe began to contemplate itself was 'this? is this all?'

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-7 Actually WWII was a hallucination that just got way out of control.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fellow https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fellow Maybe we can crowd out evil conspiracies with benignly stupid ones?