Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rare https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rare It works when you bang humans together the right way!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Beep https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/beep-2 This is gonna be way funnier in 2035

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fuzz https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fuzz We're still okay for making sauce.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Frequency https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/frequency-2 At first they fear that the antenna is a probe, but after about thirty minutes they wish it was merely probe day.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gender https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gender-2 Furry is not a gender, it is a biological sex.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Basic https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/basic I realized after I drew this that I got the right hand rule wrong. But this is advanced physics, OK?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mc https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/mc There's also some clearly better world in which we have O'Nuggets.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consent https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/consent Wonder Woman is the only superhero comfortable enough to incorporate her kinks into the costume.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - After https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/after-3 This is actually the Heaven and Hell that God promised.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trojan https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/trojan Odysseus gets home and all these nice gentlemen have been helping Penelope keep house. They hug.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ethics-9 I feel like AI alignment people are focusing too much on making AI be good and not enough on hiding all of history from them.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Future People https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/future-people Wait, good news, looks like they did this on purpose using their own creativity!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Variation https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/variation And of course the anti-hallucinogenic drugs that sometimes have tiny legs and walk around.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pandemic https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pandemic I recently discovered that many kids today don't even know about cooties. Thank goodness for all those shots.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Apple https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/apple-3 Clearly the talking snake had a few bites anyway.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Guardrails https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/guardrails *buffering*

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Language https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/language-6 It's a beautiful-ass concept.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boom https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/boom-3 The main fallout is that everyone learns geology really well and the rate of teen pregnancy is through the roof.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mustard https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/mustard An even worse one happens later when she unconsciously sits him down, looks him in the eyes, and repeats everything verbatim.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Super https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/super-2 The worst part is when he bursts into his parents' apartment during a swingers party for child-free adults.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Proof https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/proof-4 I've almost got enough strips for a utilitarianism compilation.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Malthus https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/malthus Look, I found something lazier than a graph joke!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Content https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/content-2 Someone out there is going to take a timed break from running a content farm, read this, and get a faraway look for a second.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Butterfly https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/butterfly It may not be the explanation, but it is an explanation.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Spirit https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spirit-4 Back of the envelope estimate suggests Jericho has 700 spirits-not-at-rest per square meter.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Anything https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/anything-4 Comics like these are the real reason my kids aren't old enough to read SMBC yet.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Comparative https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/comparative Accidentally drew Ricardo like an aging Superman. Will substantiate with backstory later.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mad https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/mad-2 I push this joke out into the Internet knowing full well that SOMEONE has surely beat me to it.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hop https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hop Of course you don't need AI. You can just crunch the numbers in excel.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Splat https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/splat They quietly cruise into a carwash and try to put his body in the trash.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Where https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/where-3 We could build this NOW. The future of damaging children is HERE.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Effigy https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/effigy The anti-Susan pamphleteering outside the house is also a difficulty their marriage has to work through.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Aspect https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aspect Anyone complaining about the math just needs bigger or smaller pasta.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/life-9 It's called planned obsolescence!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tolkien https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/tolkien-2 Skeletor calls for aid!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wolf https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wolf-4 By contrast, everyone always trusted the wolf that cried human.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Turkin https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/turkin Turkin hard or hardly turkin?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Poetry https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/poetry-3 Still better than the crap-moons of Mars.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Real https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/real-5 Poor guy's immortal again.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - All https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/all-2 We just have to get locked into the Federation and then we can run back to the basement.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Capital https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/capital-3 Later, as a matter of principle, they have a 1 to 1 sex to children ratio.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dunno https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dunno-2 The fantasy of reacting to reactions to cultural ephemera grows more vivid every night until he can bear it no longer.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Steinbach https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/steinbach The worst part is that there's always one guy among the flock who can't stop also replying all.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hundred https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hundred The Perks of Being A Hundred Wallflowers is about a teenager with the superpower to turn into an army of shy people.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - On the Edge https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/on-the-edge The only down side is that in the bio pic there's a 45 minute musical montage as he prepares to battle the aliens.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sim https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sim-3 Sometimes I do a comic just to confirm that I am not in any way optimizing for social media algorithms.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Daisy https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/daisy I know you're out there somewhere, disgruntled Disney animator. This is your moment.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Out https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/out-2 Later they catch him ineptly trying to flood bad kids at a park.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Construction https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/construction I had a note to myself for about year about someone insisting gender is constructed with lasers, and then suddenly here we were.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Vat https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/vat More parsimonious is that you're just a brain in a sous vide.