When your dogs know you love them….

Major announcement from the White House. Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes have pulled out of the 250, citing, and I quote, "This orange whack job is worse than the entirety of the Galactic Empire..." youtu.be/ZZ2F-gVxX7s?...

When I look at these, I smile, chuckle, giggle, thinking of contexts from when I was a kid. The Simpsons have been on air since I was a senior in high school, like 1989. Jim Henson was on SNL over a dozen times in its first season in 1975. These tick all the groovy boxes...

Hi! My shop is 25% off this weekend only!! www.etsy.com/shop/Kelseyp...

Its MATTE pink and lowered. Anyone? Bueller? www.slate.auto/share/AGX3WW

I'm at the halfway mark. This is just as good, if not better than the Late Show. Only in Monroe with Stephen Colbert... Jack White does the music and.. My god this is funny. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

C.W. ADULT TOYS BELOW While Mr. James finishes doing the listings on Shopify, I'm gonna show off some silicone handywork while those listings go live. The Dulce, both Cut and Uncut, were literally designed overnight when I mentioned to Kat that we should "consider" updating the model. uberrime.com

"Raised Baptist in a Republican family, Waldorf struggled to understand what the doctors were saying as waves of grief hit her. How could an abortion ban aimed at women who wanted to end their pregnancies keep doctors from helping a woman who didn’t?" Yeah huh...

A world ruined by greed and excess, the metal descendants of man wander the wasteland trying to make sense of why.

Garden stuffs. Everything going on here started from seeds this year except the Asparagus, which just started year two.

And, just like that, CBS is dead.

Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and Andra Day.

I have five dogs and a cat in here. According to the county, that is the limit. If you're like me, maxed out you can still donate to a pet rescue or shelter. I do.

What musicians stop you in your tracks when you hear them singing? For me it's the voice of Eddie Vedder. I have to remember, he's in his 60's now and I'm not far behind.

The end of an astoundingly good thing. This was the very last time CBS will be on in my house. Ever. I cannot wait to see what Colbert does next. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBKW...

I randomly scrolled into this artist's post, doing Muppets in gouache. I requested a Pepe the King Prawn and voila, there he was. I asked for the original and lookie what came today along with a few other goodies! @kelseypaintz.bsky.social Fuck AI, buy real art. www.etsy.com/shop/Kelseyp...

themovementvibe.shop/products/vis... - SNAGGED THE ZOETROPE!!! Ive been waiting for this album on vinyl for a minute and they release two versions... How freaking cool is that!

I feel like Paul Reiser isn't getting enough attention for this scene. Okay. Yeah... The Natural order of things. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne1W...

A woman demonstrating her exceptional intelligence in contrast to a wealthy but arrogant individual.

Ill say it again, FUCK Coachella and anything that plague tinged rat feces nazi Anschutz touches. Wanna help, help here: www.metrodetroitanimals.org/donate/

Breaking news: Indiana University plant microbiologist Roger Innes has been locked out of his laboratory by the school in response to a request by one of his federal funders. The move comes after Innes complained about the government’s prosecution of Chinese postdocs. https://scim.ag/4tsDqRr

Garden status... Onions are ready, Chard needs a few more days, asparagus just entered year two on ferns, and tomatoes are happy.

Came here to DM someone and I see David Attenborough trending. I'm very happy to report it is his 100th birthday. This man has been a gift to humanity for 100 years. This quick video right here is among my very favorite moments he gifted us. youtu.be/ee381dCP6JM?...

If you're going to turn comments off, why post? BYD is singlehandedly the largest government sponsored company in China, nearly 4 billion in subsidies. This was by design as pollution from ICE cars, coal, and other fossil fuels in China was the worst on earth. They did something about it...

CW... Adult novelties below! We've released three new Vag Plugs and have three more fantasy plugs on deck to mold Sea Nymphs Haliae, Thetis, and Galene are Tentacle/Sucker Vaginal Plugs that the talented @excelddesigns.bsky.social designed, the listings just went live. uberrime.com/a/search?q=t...

I first read Kurt Loder in Rolling Stone in the early 80's. By the time I was in High School, MTV News was our single source for the news, we watched live as the Berlin wall came down. CNN gave us world news 24/7, while Kurt explained why it mattered. My parents had Cronkite, we had Kurt...

Nanu Nanu, Shazbot! #maytheforcebewithyou #maythefourth #fucktheimperial #fuckthegalacticempire

In the 90's I worked at a Marriott resort in Scottsdale. I was 19 at the time & had been in kitchens since I was 15. I was attending culinary arts when the Exec Chef decided that I should move to Saucier. A very experienced fellow cook named Chris Christopherson said to me, Roux is your friend...

May the 1st is General Strike day. As the owner of a small business, Ill be participating by closing and telling the staff to take a three day weekend & getting paid to boot. The website will be up and taking orders over the weekend, and we'll be back on Monday to make all the toys...

Perks up all the ears. She's absolutely marvelous.

Been driving an electric car for over two years now. A groovy little Fiat 500e that I got second hand for under 4 digits with just 24k on the odometer. I can confidently say, once you go electric, you will never want a gas car again. Looking forward to a Slate at the end of this year!

Fewer things on this planet make me happier than music. I ordered The Beastie Boys Five Boroughs months ago, hoping to snag this limited 3 LP set. It's pretty incredible, lyrics and extras to boot. Hearing MCA like this, it's like he's in the room. Analog Vinyl nothing compares. #beastieboys

I cannot think of a better way to spend 4-20 than at The SugarShack in Bonita with Fortune Youth. Nights like this, everyone singing, dancing, gives me a whole lot of hope. Roll one up, just to burn it down, pass it around... #fortunateyouth

This Lego video for drunk FBI Director Kash Patel is fantastic. 🔥

They killed off A-Train in episode 1!

Waiting for, "The Pope shouldn't be allowed to discuss politics..." from some plague tinged conservative fecal weasel that has previously argued in favor of religion in schools. It'll be on Fox news tonight in some capacity. #pope #PopeLeoXIV

Things that make me happy in a six minute clip. youtu.be/N8tJ5D7-iCA?...

Onions blooming out. It'll be curing time soon!

Orban is out. He'll be lucky if he avoids jail. Trump will bring him here in 3. 2. 1...

Fuck Coachella. No. Seriously. Fuck Coachella and anything that prick Anschutz has his fingers in.

Yup. Kimmel absolutely slayed last night. It was savage and refreshing. He held nothing back.

Gas in Orlando at $4.20 a gallon today. This had me think about this plane I scratch built in 2017. Solar powered and could stay aloft the entire day. The solar cells generated 36 volts and 12 amps, it took 14 volts and 5 amps to stay up and its battery was fully charged after 15 hours in the air.

Nothing was more ambiguous than the lyrics of Spill the Wine by Eric Burdon & WAR. I remember my parents arguing with peeps at neighborhood parties over what it meant. "Spill the Wine, Take That Pearl" It was a dream Eric had on the studio floor. He didn't know either. youtu.be/MYCRIykylOc?...

ARE THERE ANY GODDAM DOCTORS LEFT IN ORLANDO THAT HAVENT BEEN BOUGHT OUT BY PRIVATE FUCKING EQUITY????

The ArtemisII moonshot and space flight in perspective... A waste of space? What on Earth is going on? #r4today #bbcnews #ArtemisII #moon #poverty #healthcare #AI #water #climate #nature #humanity

New Webster definition: Pam Bondi (noun) rodent droppings, scat, feces, excrement, poop, generally from rats infected with plague. The incredible sized piles of Pam Bondi to clean up at the Justice Department may take decades to fully reconcile. Pam Bondi (verb) the act of lying out of ones ass

This. 100%

I was just a one year old when the last moon landing happened. I grew up learning about it all in school. It was still fresh. Sitting here watching this launch, I cant help but associate the parallels to what was happening in this country the last time we went to the moon.

Bruce Springsteen and Tom Morello have jammed before. Morello was part of the High Hopes album in 2013. I have high regard for both of these 100% hardcore Americans. This tour, Land of Hope and Dreams, started off yesterday in Minneapolis for 19 performances. www.stubhub.com/bruce-spring...

This has long been determined. The conservative fascist rats that sit on the bench have already given their "opinion" to potus, well in advance, even before his legal challenge. He's there to gloat. www.npr.org/2026/04/01/n...