HOLY CRAP! @excelddesigns.bsky.social @bettybutch.bsky.social I may have just wee'd in my shorts from laughing so hard.

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Good morning groovy humans. There's an account on Instagram I follow that is absolutely brilliant. I hope you have a look and give it a follow too. I present Tiny Hiroshima. Truly magical. www.instagram.com/tiny.hiroshima

Two minutes of zen.

It is what it looks like, a wheelbarrow full of root veggies. Only a handful of beets, because some little friends decided that they were theirs. Carrots and parsnips, radishes.

Being LGBTQ in a rural place and an artist doesn't always feel simple or safe. When times are tough, words fail, or I feel powerless, clay is my language, creation is my resistance and colour is my joy. #ArtAdventCalendar #pottery

In 3. 2. 1...

This should be a much, much bigger story.

Are you, like me, a total whack job? Do you find the most absurd things extremely humorous? When you communicate, do you dead pan deliver with a massive, al a mode scoop of sarcasm? Do you have close a handful of equally nuttier than squirrel poop friends? Scroll this account while you make deuce.

I was just shopping for some doggie food and veggies and count it, TWICE, two different kids asked if I was Santa. I do have a goofy beard, a workshop, and elves that make toys so, yup. I'm Santa.

On the topic of Dragon Dongs, which I make, would a Dragon Tongue be Dragon Dong Adjacent? Just thinking of this right now, I have an IDEA! Something something Dragon Tongue...

@kindofstrange.com I follow this account on Instagram and I thought, well, I'm bursting to share it with you. www.instagram.com/jeffdeboersc...

I scrolled into this Instagram post about the waitress who was arrested after a party of 10 left her $5 on a $300. As a retired chef, raging, I immediately googled the story, nope. It's bullshit. No arrest records and different pics and several go fund me's.

25 years ago a lightning storm in December here in Florida was pretty rare. In fact highly unlikely. Freaking lights have been flickering...

This is why I have a Little Free Library.

I was thinking that I should be close with the bed of carrots. Holy moly I've got carrots.

Today in crazy customer service land. An email asking if we had any tentacle "flops" but in some very specific colors. I replied kindly, with no etc. They replied asking me to make them the specific "flop" then discount it, and asked if they could get a 20% Black Friday discount on top of that.

Some time ago the team and I set out to create some gateway toys that were both fantasy and friendly to someone who might have considered getting a fantasy toy but found them to be somewhat intimidating, too big, too outlandish, scary.. Limiting themselves to realistic and abstracts as a safe buy.🧵

Casper is Mr Teefus. Mr Teefus likes blueberries.

Hows this, trying to read a story in the Orlando Sentinel about the fate of the Orlando Sentinel buildings in downtown Orlando, only to get hit with a paywall for the Orlando Sentinel article about the old Orlando Sentinel buildings. Eat shit Orlando Sentinel - Alden Global Capital hedge fund dicks.

In 1983, we watched a movie called War Games, where, essentially an AI was given control of our Nukes. It scared the crap out of everyone. I watched A House of Dynamite last night. I'm already stressed about our "government" Now, after watching it, there's not enough TP on the planet, Gezus fuck.

Records on deck.

I've got four rescue dogs, one big fur ball I paid for, and a cat! Plus my house is fuc*in nuts, especially this time of year. This young lady here needs a quiet home. I wish I could save them all. Every last one of them. Anyone who adopts Melia gets $100 from me.

The camera adds extra pounds and years! 😁 Mr. James set up a camera while I was doing busy work, telling a story about something and had no clue that it was recording. @bettybutch.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DRpcqqQ...

Good morning. Teef.

Apparently I'm an "aged white dude" - Wearing a Mickey Mouse flannel, sitting at a table stuffing bags with mini dildos and candy. Life goals. Oh, and, look at my marvelous moustache!

Rutabaga and Radishes fresh from the dirt...

YouTube channel that loops Snoopy to some lofi jazz is about as groovy as it gets on Turkey Day morning.

Tom Hanks branded adult movies called Hanks Spanks?

Good morning and happy Turkey day.

In advance, Happy Turkey Day to anyone who isn't attending a Turkey dinner because Cheeto has destroyed your family, who now can't be at the same table, room, city, and state with each other. If you need someone to chat with tomorrow, send me a DM and I'll trade puppy and gardening pics with you.

Stalking your Amazon driver... After all, they give you a map and it says you're three stops away. New Bluetooth speaker has arrived and the music is back on in the make room.

Forever chemicals on your fucking lettuce, broccoli, and potatoes, among other things. I know its expensive, but buy organic as much as possible and start growing your own food instead of grass. Ive been at it since spray tan was elected because I saw this coming. Spring is just months away...

CW - ADULT NOVELTIES! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A few Cthulhu pours we made for @shevibe.bsky.social

Okay, these look like fun. The VW aesthetic has me all, "TAKE MY MONEY!" But reality check says these are illegal mopeds. At least in Orlando.

For those of you who cannot live without music. Stick Figure released a new album called Free Flow Sessions. I just ordered my copy on Vinyl. Straight up mystical music and subtle or no lyrics. stickfigurestore.com/products/fre...

I have a want for Christmas...! kbongshop.com/products/han... I'm like, I cant be spending money on myself for stuff like this. But it is stuff like this that I'd absolutely buy for someone else without batting an eye....

CW - Adult Novelties... We started with the Fascinus a few years ago and just added a Cthulhu and the Bjarg Dragon! In ancient Rome, the Fascinus was the embodiment of the divine, winged phallus effigies and amulets which provided divine protection to those who wore them. www.uberrime.com

This is the Bjarg Mountain Dragon. A design by @excelddesigns.bsky.social and copy written by @bettybutch.bsky.social here's a few of the examples I made for listing pics. 3 sizes, the big one of which weighs in at 3.25 pounds of platinum silicone. It's got WINGS! Custom made at uberrime.com

Big big argument on the book of faces over Little Free Libraries being stripped clean of their books, the contents of which are then sold in used bookstores. Having had this happen, twice now, my opinion on the matter is this. I bought the books for people to read, for free. I stamp them and...🧵

That first time you turn the heater on in a year...

Both of my Grandfathers fought the Italian fascists & nazis. My mom's father went on to the Pacific theater, flying bombing & The Hump supply missions for which he received a medal for. They both went on to raise six kids. Both of them said the same thing, the only good nazi is a dead one.

Want an adult toy in Alabama? Legislators have made the choice for you, the answer is no. Similar to that wanker in Oklahoma, I'd love a look at all of their browser histories.

Spotted at my very favorite place in Orlando, Tamale Co.

There was a brief moment in time I actually wanted a Tesla. You know, the very cool roadster that was made by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning on a Lotus Elise. It was featured in 2003 on Discovery. They had a motorcycle too. I will NEVER, EVER buy anything Tesla makes, ever.

For a minute there I was pestering @wired.com every time they posted something about getting on with their subscription. I asked a simple question under each of their posts, "Who did the Newhouse family, owners of Conde Nast - Teen Vogue, support in the 24' election?" Not once did anyone answer.

A thread on the rising prices. Yes, prices of goods rise with inflation. Inflation rises, in overly simplified terms, because the treasury prints more money than they have and the government/country is in, now, massive debt, which makes the dollar worth less and less. Usually its pretty gradual. 🧵

As I posted cats before, here’s a dog l.instagram.com?u=https%3A%2... 🧶 #knit #knitsky

EcoFlex just went up. At one point during Covid, it was just shy of $1400 for ten gallons of silicone so still pretty good considering. Everything else is also getting more expensive, down to the freaking paper tape we use in the mail room. Overall costs have risen just shy of 20% in the last year.

Did you know, Halloween will be on a Saturday next year? FORK YEAH...