Good morning, and Fuck Donald Trump.

Things spotted at Halloween Horror Nights. Apparently that's a microphone that he's holding there, but that's not what I see. Yes, that's me in a giant Luigi hat.

I did this model a while ago and it's been floating around the silicone room waiting, patiently, for me to make a mold from it. At 10" tall and 2.8" in diameter, it's, ehh, THICC! A 3d print was used as an armature for me to add cartoonishly large veins in resin. uberrime.com for size royalty!

Trump is singlehandedly responsible for countless families splitting up. My father, who consumes fox, newsmax, and breitbart like its incontestable, are no longer on speaking terms. I have many words for cheeto, miller, and other boot licking lackeys. We need more like George speaking up right now!

I'm starting a new business. $5 a minute for puppy snuggles. Boost serotonin levels, along with dopamine and oxytocin for just $5. Cuteness Aggression is okay, but just with Aengus, the big one.

For the love of dogs.

LOOK WHAT I MADE! I mean, what we all made, Kat's @excelddesigns.bsky.social design, James writes the copy and canon, and @busterlebeau.bsky.social and Hannah actually pour toys, although I did actually make this one specifically for pictures;) Raiju Dragon of Lightning & Thunder goes live today!

A few weeks ago I sent my mom some edibles to help her sleep. Born again, conservative, trump voting... Yeah. Apparently things arent going well for mom & dad and we talked on the phone for several hours last night. Apparently the gummies have helped her sleep, better than she had in decades. 🧵

Did a spaceship just come to my backyard and beam up my plastic owl? That's what I saw, like, and these candied cashews are delicious! Meanwhile... Back At The Lab, there was a Rolling Stone.

🐙 ISLA the Caribbean Reef Octopus 🐙 Jand sculpted from clay 🎨 #ArtYear #Art #ArtGallery #BlueSkyArtShow #Octopus #Sculpture #MarineLife #BlueSkyNightMarket #OnlyBeautifulThings #Invertebrates 🦑🐡

Doing my best to approach today with clarity and compassion.

I came to this platform to share art. Mine and absolutely the work of others. While I'm not really happy where I left this, no one wants a bit of free human art?

This is a list of some of the oldest companies on the planet. Absolutely fascinating that one of them is nearly 1447 years old, a family business in Japan of Korean descent that builds temples by hand. Mind blowing and inspiring. At my age, legacy and purpose rule. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Wisteria Bonsai acrylic on canvas board. I hate it. Live in the US? Ill mail it to you for free.

Finished but it sucks.

It SUCKS! But it's a rainy day so just sitting here throwing paint on a canvas

THE ARBORIS TREE DRAGON IS LIVE ON THE WEBSITE! Thank you to Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social for the astoundingly good design and to James @bettybutch.bsky.social for getting the copy, canon, and listings done! I look forward to making a thousand of these! www.uberrime.com

****NSFW**** Coming later today, for anyone that likes a dragon or two in their collection of fun adult novelties, is the Arboris Tree Dragon! A gorgeous nectar eating, pollinator of floating forests... These were made for listing pics and there's actually a bigger size than these two.

I planted a dozen sweet potatoes in both of these 8x4 beds early July. They've been cut back, twice now as they'll take over the whole garden otherwise! This morning there was this little bloom, just the one, but it's a good sign! Gonna be sweet potato everything come November.

Truth that there are more nerds in the crowd at a WWE match than rednecks?

My friends in Mexico have seen some massive changes in their country. Take a minute to read about Morena. This is possible. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morena_...

NSFW My friend Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social designed it. My friend Betty @bettybutch.bsky.social developed the copy, name, & canon. "Latin for tomcat or sneaky, the Faeles may appear to you as a satyr, scamp, centaur, a werecat, or other cryptid entirely. The merchant manifests as you see fit."

Whatever you do, do not order anything from Fast Growing Trees. What a total disgrace this company is. This is a Florida Prince Peach tree. The closest nursery to me that has these is over 100 miles from my house so I ordered 6 "trees" from them. Dead or near dead garbage, a $150 a piece twig.

They really nailed it Moga Almeri choreography

Anyone else cancel their Disney, Hulu, and or ESPN and NAT Geo bundles?

Congratulations to Canada's Women's Rugby team for the holy shit defeat of New Zealand. Absolutely savage, glorious game.

I had to switch off Alabama in Shopify. It was already technically illegal. Now, age verification in addition to a 10% tax collected via HB 164. The number of hoops to jump through and time filing paperwork make the sale of adult toys there not remotely worth it. This was the intended outcome.

The Documentary of Devo is on Netflix. It's absolutely worth it. I grew up with their music, Punk adjacent, they were absolutely politically charged. Most people didn't hear the lyrics, they just saw nerds doing weird shit. Mutate don't stagnate. Think positively on how to move forward.

When I was a kid my parents took me to see this movie which set me on a course that involves music every waking hour of the day. "If I let up on him, we'll be listening to Pat Boone all night..." American Hot Wax 1978 - Lots of things haven't changed. Full movie: youtu.be/tLAx5lIqfsg?...

A braided leather belt I bought in 1990 finally gave up. The buckle broke before the leather wore out. I ordered a new one from an etsy shop last year. Lots of pics, looked like they actually made it. And it broke. Definitely not leather. Looking for another one, every shop is fake. #etsysucks🧵

I came here this morning to give acclaim to the one and only @bettybutch.bsky.social for, without my knowledge, offering a FREE Small Fugu plug when you spend $75 using the code FREEGU when you check out at uberrime.com but got sucked into my own comments on a post about food from the 1950's. DERP.

"I hate Illinois Nazis..." Blues Brothers is on Netflix. youtu.be/yHD0ZEsI1OE?...

You know you're getting old when, you're so excited about milling wheat to make bread that you get up early on your day off to do just that.

Well, apparently the fake owl I have in the garden made the local critters numb to it's presence because this very real owl has had breakfast, second breakfast, and as I was leaving, third breakfast. The lives of the moles and rats that have been destroying my garden are forever changed! Love owls..

Email from Experian, "Congratulations! You've paid off your car loan!" Second email from Experian 1 minute later, "Your FICO score has decreased, click here to see why..." Anyone wanna bet its because I paid off a car loan?

Nerd Insta is the best Insta.. Ye algorithm, bring forth more nerd stuff! www.instagram.com/reel/DMiFtYQ...

Anyone want a "charcuterie" board? I'm making these for Uberrime. This one in Purple Heart with an Odie's Oil, food safe finish. For when you want snacks and a spanking.

Asparagus ferns are only 7 months old. I was worried about using this whole planter for such a limited yield veggie but I freaking love it.

This is gone now too. Clearly in the best interest of public safety. Ron Desantis claims that the roads don't belong to us. They in fact do. Hate is not a strong enough word for this piece of plague tinged rat shit fascist. Fuck you Ron Desantis. Fuck you.

Any adult novelty nerds out there interested in some holy moly new pigments that I just added to our color palette? 8 new color shift pigments that are far AF out! The Galaxy, Jade, Crimson, and Periwinkle here for a quick peek. Have a look see right here: uberrime.com/pages/color-...

Thank you Shopify for finally giving us the ability to change the name on the return address. It was the biggest bone of contention I had with the platform as 3rd party shipping solutions were VERY cost prohibitive for that one detail. Your adult novelties, finally, once again, shipped discreetly.

The fact that Al sells out the Forum makes me happy. He's had a direct link to my laughing out loud button since the 80's.

Sunflower Power! The bees are covered in pollen.

My backyard is blooming! A sunflower at sunset..

Small minded, evil men seek to erase art. They don’t understand it. They can’t define it. They can’t control it. And, they’re absolutely incapable of creating their own as they prioritize rigid, black & white, order over imagination. 🧵 You go from color - to this...

HEY NETFLIX, I DEMAND A NEW SEASON OF EXPLODING KITTENS! tHANK yOU fOR yOUR aTTENTION tO tHIS mATTER...

I call BULLSHIT. The Florida Department of Transportation says that ALL crosswalk art be painted over. They just did so all over Orlando, not just the Pulse crosswalk. These were instillations that now look like complete shit. No studies, or data proving that the art was a safety issue. Its Cruelty.

Sunflowers are opening up! These are mammoth Sunflowers so they're supposed to get enormous. We'll see! I wish I grew more...

Seen at the vet this morning. A box full of Golden Doodles. I have five dogs, six would be fine! Oh Gawd.