Inspired by my latest zionist deep dive.

drunk thinking about zionism

Absolutely howling. Magpie just sent me this.

Those of you who have followed my work for a few tears might recall how I say: Borders also keep you in.

IVE BEEN BONED. TEMPLE BONED

i think this is the plot of the new Spielberg movie

hey friends. rooting for you and also happy friday

I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.

uh oh!

At least 2 Senators have said "All Powell has to do is talk to Pirro and tell her he's going to resign and Trump will drop the charges." So here we have 2 sitting US Senators admitting the President is illegally extorting the chairman of The Fed. Admitting crimes out loud, on TV. WTAF.

elected democrats who want their constituents to remain non-violent in their protests of these abuses must actually offer a path for ending the abuses non-violently. they currently are not as a party and it’s a major problem.

this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible

Bro, people are going to build entire lives around the neighbors they’ve found in these anti-ICE signal chats. Marriages, lifelong friendships, weird hobbies. It is actually breaking my brain. I am almost crying in the club (chat).

If this was any other set of medical treatments, the entire medical community would be scrambling to study how they could improve their own treatments.

the strip continues daily on my account btw, the adams estate gave me the copyright

The Department of Homeland Security spent an eight figure sum to buy what they believe is a Havana Syndrome device (lol)

CBS is claiming this dude had internal bleeding btw

Steven catches a federal prosecutor for ICE, who missed work temporarily after he was caught, by Steven, fantasizing about owning slaves, et similia, et cetera, now back on the job a year later. And here he is doing presumably some important stuff.

cardio day 3/3

the CIA has a Venture Capital firm, Israel is in Eurovision. facts which don't mean much to some people but vibrate so strongly on my type of crazy.

My 3 year old is reading Foucault and asked me, tears in his eyes, "why is power in society only reified through force and surveillance?" I told him to read more Fanon

recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished

STAY VIGILANT. STAY APPRISED OF THE BOZO READINESS CONDITION bozo.watch

Good job RFK Jr.

i tried to wrote a joke about the eric adams cryptocurrency but i got horny for femboys instead

two companies that potentially want to hire me are both out-of-office due to mandatory fun trips and boy do i not want to work at a place like that.

Scott Adams might have been the most toxic person ever to appear on News Radio.

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

baseball really is the worst sport.

we are going to get some takes soon, like "oh so it's illegal to write words now?" but the words in question like "hey grok edit a photo of this toddler so she's my girlfriend".

you are on the sex pest tech bro website wondering why there are sex pests

and it's not even like building and selling an AK. like sure a powerful gun will kill a bunch of people all at once but it's more like building and selling an automated rape gun and then being like, "what's so weird? people already rape just fine without this"

ycombinator moment

think of how many lives would be saved if ICE stormtroopers had just seen a helpful training image such as this one

Maybe this administration should start summarily executing egg prices instead!

Ben Shapiro said the Christmas Adventurer plot line in One Battle After Another was ridiculous

lol. they'll never be liked or respected. it kills them.

the DSA, the Federal Reserve, and the ladies who lunch have formed a popular front — it remains only to see if any elected Democrats will join them.

reddit is on the case

Greenland is Liebensraum for absolute fucking idiots

I was told that the US is running Venezuela now and it would be easy and there'd be lots of money... and now the US govt is telling Americans to get the hell out. These guys don't even know what a plan is. It's all just wish casting. It's incredible that they currently run the world.

trying to figure out what kind of bullshit my dad was on today only to find out this was *9 years ago*, at minimum. this kid must be in his mid-20s now

That's what I'm talking about.

sharing this important graphic from mpls artist landon sheely

an episode of law and order just said "no statute for selling your kid". that can't be true. that *can't* be true. what the fuck is wrong with this show

i do wonder when we will get our first austin comedy scene family annihilation