this is like "haha a brennan lee mulligan thing we all love brennan lee mulligan bits" but the most important part is the very end when you see sam reichs fit.

Very proud of this and everyone who contributed to it, very excited to finally get it in front of people after several years of putting pieces in place to make it possible.

the sound my mother made when i explained "low-joy" tasks and that teaching your kid to ride a bike was one of them.

i got an answer and you're not gonna like it

Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.

Unfortuantely scientists have not been able to recreate the Bong Hit Translaplant from Cumtowns greatest episode, "Do not create the Bong Hit Transplant", but you can smoke salvia

i taught a guy in his mid-20s how to ride a bike at work and the joy sticks with me nearly 10 years later. i like barely knew the guy.

I like how Platner was this singular irreplaceable figure and within ten seconds everyone was able to go “never mind this other guy is just as good”

If you hate sex workers, you're no comrade of mine

i would imagine my feed is a pretty good argument for dunning-krugger being the tech industrys major poison. i hope no one takes what i post seriously.

that evolutionary benefit extends to gay sex too. gay sex with the bros gotta scare away the wolves. this is a tangent.

thoughts today on the *other* evolutionary benefits to recreational sex. survival hinging on sharing a bed or even the evidence of sex scaring away predators (moaning, noises, the smell) imagine jack londons white fangs describing a particularly nasty predator as a beast with two backs. 1/2

my mother is taking a deep dive into american history through a liberal documentary lens which i mean is a marked improvement if it actually sticks. if the information matters enough (big doubt) it's actually shocking when you find it someone didn't know henry ford was a nazi 1/2

OK yes motherless was probably allowing really ugly and illegal shit but also the Texas AG, bluntly, ordered a domain controller to ransomware a URL for 9 million dollars on their behalf and the DC went "ok yeah sure, no problem." That's fucking terrifying.

Do it for them.

i never break shit at work on purpose. BUT i get this reaction a lot because i don't understand or respect social details on "ownership". hey that's our THING and you can't touch it? really? because somehow i have root access and i rotated the insecure passwords so i know you don't have access.

holy shit never did i expect to hit the goal so quickly. thank you thank you thank you a million times thank you. im so happy i can get this procedure done and put this stressful moment in my life behind me ❤️🖤❤️

i love teaching people the "birthday boy" slur cause it's so specific and weird.

thinking heavily on this after some whiny zionist decided people needed to know. you live in a colonial project for 9 yrs and get murdered having a nice beach day. your US senator dad publicly mourns. you are then buried and remembered as an American, shorn of the critical context of your death.

a new development in everyone is twelve theory is that vegetables might actually kill you.

This is the context of JK Rowling putting a survivor of rape or sexual assault on blast for having the gall to seek help

"to be known and not loved is our greatest fear" yeah maybe for you. I see what you people love it's fucking disgusting. it's debauched.

thank you chiitan for your support of siscon

Lindsey Graham gay theory OUT. Lindsey Graham siscon theory IN.

the entire world economy is being steered in the direction of generating as many of this type of guy as possible

I work at Google DeepMind. This won't make me popular. But it's all public reporting: 2014: DeepMind reportedly sold to Google on conditions: no military use, independent oversight 2026: a Pentagon contract for "any lawful government purpose" Not one safeguard survived intact

show a comic panel you love.

I was misquoted if I said it.

turns out weird dreams are a function of a lack of oxygen while sleeping. woops.

yeah man ok. 31 people are sincerely trying to buy this.

functionally every single person on earth was seeing a night sky with brighter and clearer stars than basically anyone on earth can see today, until about 150 years ago, due to light pollution.

i don't have any photos yet but we started some gamedev in godot and this is me right now. i resisted actual engines but I figured out how a few cool features synthesize together. Scene composition, scenes which can convert into mesh libraries, 3d tilemaps with the collision baked in.

i had a dream last night i wrote such a funny skit SNL hired me on as a writer. in the dream, im telling the skit to someone and end up snort-laughing so hard i woke myself up and finished the punchline out loud: "putt into her pussy"

Like so many others…He knew it was wrong, but kissed the ring for his own selfish ambitions.

insane finds

fucking sick!!!!

Gofundme for Jackie: gofund.me/4f17d177d

we did it folks

mfw other tgirls tell me about going to the lesbian bar

celebrating his life the only way i know how

I've got an idea: Duel.

had a dream i could and was actively sucking my own dick. incredible.

the problem im getting with letterbox is that i wouldn't watch a movie that im not primed to already like. everything i watch is 4-5 stars which makes me feel like a clapping seal. A boorish idiot.