save them!!

my accountant got me audited because instead of my forms, he submitted a cumshot. And the cumshot had too many deductions

turns out this joke wasn't mean enough to convey the situation holy shit

they really got my ass . tbf i get on fb daily too but only to gawk at the zionists

last nights dream? a grandfather died and we finally got to open his secret drawer in his office. the contents? anime goon slop. i may have walked off with the stickers

aren't these guys supposed to be the normie whisperers

There is a certain irony in cattle people throwing all of their weight behind an administration that promised to be friendly to rancher politics, only for that administration to allow a hideous cattle parasite to make it into Texas because cooperating with Mexico is woke and gay

love my gf so much

Fyi to those unfamiliar with the history: “your sex life makes you too vulnerable to blackmail and so we must ban you from government work” is what we did to queer people in America throughout most of the 20th century

the shinzo abe deleter remains undefeated technology

no healthcare no vacations no energy no video games no jobs no steaks no housing no porn

Whether it's El*on buying Twitter or Ellison/Bari taking over CBS News, these fools think they've just acquired an Ego Fluffing Machine, find out very differently & wreck it because they can't stand any pushback. Nothing could be more cringily pathetic. Hi-larious that they call *others* snowflakes.

have I mentioned that I teach first year writing here and that I am being laid off

I'm cute!!!

Ok Rob, I can respect that

hehe

I like that Chris Pratt is the default photo for this and we all agree with it even though there are theoretically a million celebrities to choose from

happy pride month

Whoa whoa, sip that Vitamin D responsibly!

regarding biodome: "i keep clicking on the short where they are hitting on the girl. sorry woman. scientist. dr. they keep hitting on the doctor"

Just going to note that it was also Wired that published a big excerpt from the book as part of its publicity campaign. I'm glad they're pushing Rosenbaum on all this, but... also seems a bit weird.

Change in Headline

finally installing neovim for this

spoiler alert: a "misremembered pet" was a missed opportunity for the backrooms movie. no idea if that idea is in the larger backrooms lore.

was going to stream building a linktree clone but OBS has removed features and now I'm not sure how to use it 🤷‍♀️

"so-in-so spent the majority of his time in office being a sex pest" . oh I wonder if that's why every time the state tried to do anything, it failed. the people doing the actual work were probably not too eager to be in the room with the guy who is rumored to assault women.

the @nikitagill.bsky.social thread i reposted is great and i also wonder if it's that unlike most politicians, mamdani is a normal likable guy so when he asks people to do things, they are very likely to say yes.

Zohran Mamdani really said “if Politicians really wanted to they would, allow me to demonstrate” and it’s driving the press absolutely insane.

i finally played fft long enough to go "oh huh, gaffs a bad guy". anyway i ganked his sword 🗡️🗡️🗡️

bsky will brag about the increase in accounts and it's all just the people having to create sfw alts and pray they don't get marked again

omg

"New. Unnoticed."

the catrooms (2026)

wearing a diaper to the backrooms seems like the new meta but im going to have to pass

Backrooms (Kane Parsons 2026)

Oh did you guys not enjoy Chud Stalingrad

(im drunk) i saw some kids today on scooters and one kid got his scooter stuck and was saying "fuck fuck fuck" and then looking at me terrified or confused like if he gets his wheel stuck in queer town he'll become one and i just thought "god, get a skateboard" 1/4

dogggg my life is so dope

Platner's Fetterman turn is 100% predictable and everyone on the left who falls for it deserves to be made fun of for platforming him until the end of time

hey i think you dropped these

Once again: German universities were the envy of the world before the Nazis rose to power and took an ideological wrecking ball to the entire enterprise. If you want to know how long it took for German universities to recover… they haven’t.

backrooms? how about backshots and i get some

pictured: woody learning that buzz lightyear and jessie were at january 6

I still see this shit happen

watching the backrooms rn. someone was doing epic soy commentary and a based gigachad spoke up

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

the downfall of oracle is going to make for such tedious TV movies with titles like "designed to fail" and "future-proof"