My baby is gone

Cocoa!

I went to the grocery store today and there was a man outside playing Kenny Rogers songs and singing. He was asking for money so I put the $2 in cash I had in. As I went inside the guy behind me comes up to me as I'm getting a cart. "You know he's gonna buy drugs with that money, right?"

Sweet Henley is having some medical issues... Thank you for donating and sharing! gofund.me/3ad27ee6b

I feel like garbage and I'm convinced everyone hates me

I want to sleep. People keep coming into my office and WANTING things

Our dear friend Alan lost his father and could use some help with funeral expenses and bills. www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-l...

Our Pokémon Marathon starts TONIGHT!! 🎮 Pokémon: Through the Generations 🗓️ July 11–18 We’re playing through every generation of Pokémon to raise funds for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital! 📺 Watch live on Twitch: twitch.tv/tsgtv 💸 Donate now: tilt.fyi/F1fd42EvYG

Henley didn't bite a single person at the vet today

emily dickinson did not invent the em dash while pining for susan just to have a bunch of dopes give chatgpt credit!

One of our former students committed suicide this morning on campus and I'm just so tired

Waiting for this testosterone implant to start working... Any day now

Today one of the neighborhood cats that I call Enigma came right up to me and let me pet him.

Time to become even more of a cyborg

Fuck Donald Trump

@yeehawcowpoke.bsky.social what's the name of the depressing detective game you love

"Randall hosted a morning town hall Saturday in Bremerton that filled up in minutes. Rather than turning the overflow crowd away, she immediately held a 2nd session. 'I want to hear from everyone who took the time out of their day to be here,' she wrote online..." www.advocate.com/politics/hug...

Aaaaaaa

Did you know that 2% of the population is born intersex? That's more than the population of Japan!

HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT? Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.

The Trump admin is killing aid programs en masse, contrary to what it told a federal court. One program is for extremely malnourished babies -- who may die within hours without treatment. The program costs $120k / month. www.propublica.org/article/trum...

Three boy cats in one picture. But Henrik doesn't want to be here, clearly.

I'm gonna be so mad if I have a brain tumor

I have to get another dumb MRI

The itty bitty kitty committee is now in session

Henrik

New obsession

I have a very important meeting with an attorney today so naturally I look like a disgusting jowly rat

Bedtime

People like to ask me how I'm so productive with all the chronic pain. I'm not super woman, that's for sure. I do a LOT of to do lists. One at home one at work. I also set my clothes out the night before, even though I don't always wear what yesterday me suggested. Here's a look at my lists

Half cat half shrimp, all Bean

He really is like if a stuffed animal came to life.

He have many beds but he sleep in end table

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

This is Simon. He would like to fall asleep on you, please, thank you

I apparently took migraine medication last night and bought another coloring book, more markers and a new foundation so there goes my no buy lol

I don't know why it's so funny that he's so beautiful and also so stupid and goofy

When you're a little baby who won't stop crying until Mom lets you in with her into the bathroom

Simon

If they try to take away my Lexapro I will literally die but lol I guess

Henley, 16 years old, 6.9 lbs, defeated three vet techs and a vet today and successfully kept almost all of her blood in her body. They got a tiny tiny amount that was enough to determine she's not quite anemic

way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America

Raise your hand if you spent hours on the phone today with your neurologist and your pharmacist and your insurance begging for someone to help you and your headaches lol lol

@soljd.bsky.social @dizzynitram.bsky.social @dnabro.bsky.social @rebeccow.bsky.social @thejoedean.bsky.social I got a God pack!

I am really struggling with depression and anxiety and migraines lately

My life in an image.

I guess?

I don't know what Ashley coded characters would be

Last night the world lost a witty, smart and brave woman. @jennyjennijenne.bsky.social I'm so grateful to have known you for so long.