Days > Bone Temple > Years > Weeks

Derek fell off the rollercoaster and broke every bone in his body

“My language model isn’t the only thing about me that’s large 😏”

On my office door this morning

Okay give me your name suggestions! They’ve been calling him EGGS.

Ruby’s been so bored and sad, so I’m gonna go see this little goober over the weekend. If he’s a good fit she’ll have another little brother to play with

Been putting off announcing it for various reasons, but we lost Winston shortly after this. They found issues with his kidneys that were too advanced to solve. It’s been a month, and honestly? Not doing great, but I’ll get there eventually. I miss my little guy. Love you Winnie 💔

Of all the Stranger Things 5 discourse, nobody is talking about how they used the absolute wrong Prince songs, thematically. It clearly should have been I Would Die 4 U and Let’s Go Crazy. I mean that’s just basic stuff, Duffers.

Liquid Glass More like liquid ass

Winny is at the emergency vet send all the goodest of vibes

Still can’t believe they yassified tomb raider

Oh this cute old lady puzzle game is precisely my shit

CRIMSON SKIES 2

I knew this new Destiny 2 ornament looked familiar...

Ethan Klein is a vile ghoul and a complete waste of oxygen, and may every negative thing come his way.

:')

OH BABY THAT'S THE STUFF

You, a fool: “Oh man the Breaking Bad guy is doing sci-fi now?” Me, sagacious:

Anxiety and a vivid imagination is the worst combo

Worry all y'all want about Steve, if anything happens to this guy I'm done.

Nilla Wafers the size of hamburger buns

Vine was better!

Been getting the Guild Wars 2 itch again lately, so be prepared for me to once again get really annoying about how it’s secretly the most innovative MMO of the last decade.

I’m tired of pretending Borderlands 3 isn’t the best in the franchise.

Finally saw The Substance, and why did nobody tell me it's essentially a smarter Troma film? Woulda watched it ages ago if I knew that.

What if you used The Substance while visiting the beach that makes you old?

Boss fights in Diablo 4 are pure ass

dudes rock

Every leftist is their own little Cassandra

I hate to say I told you so but… www.ynetnews.com/article/sjje...

Bloodborne Bea Arthur is still my magnum opus

Apropos of nothing

Didn’t think my biggest laugh of the year would be from Weapons.

Get rid of A.Ian Holm and the “you bitch” line and Alien Romulus is almost perfect.

Huh.

Hittin that robitussy

I can’t find actual kolaches in Texas because everyone here is so dumb they appropriated the wrong pastry.

It’s kinda wild how well Destiny Rising works

My hottest music take is that Paramore’s “Ain’t It Fun” could have easily been a Jason Mraz song.

Just like the focus on infinite profits is hurting the industry, so is the focus on ever-expanding scope and fidelity. Not every game needs to be a 200gb+, 200 hour, AAAAA "blockbuster" and I don't think the market really even wants that to begin with.

headphones with shrek ears is that anything?

I genuinely think if Activision said, "Hey, this years CoD is going to look basically identical to last year, but we developed new tools to ease production, so now you're getting twice as many multiplayer maps. Oh, and it's also have the install size." people would be jazzed out of their minds.

Downloaded ESO again to see how it runs on deck. Turns out the answer is great! Now for the real question: Is ESO+ still basically mandatory unless you want to deal with endless inventory management?

Never thought I'd see the day that I wish for Skeuomorphism to come back.

"Trump can't do that, it's illegal!" is the "What are you gonna do, STAB me!?" of politics.

Looks like I'm gonna have to hurry up and finish Hollow Knight, huh?

Me any time the temp gets over 75 since being on Wellbutrin

Libs remembering that they're allowed to bully conservatives and that it's cool, actually.