The revenant Mr. Rogers

Like a Dragon: Infinite Neighbors

guys it's been a few days but i dont have a cock anymore

OH GOD IT HURTS IT IT HURTS, I'VE SEEN ALL THE HORRORS IN THIS WICKED WORLD

my dear wife joanne rogers has the chainsaw ready to free myself from my stuck penis. i didn't want to sacrifice my penis but it's for the greater good. good bye penis.................

howdy there cowboy

penis got stuck in the wrong hole again, please call for help

picture me rollin in my 500 benz

you hoes will never get to suck this dick cause i'm mr rogers and i don't come cheap

scared to say the F word because then i'd be projecting........

swaggin like a dragon

its been 25 years but i still cant forgive myself for letting my pet tortoise die because i forgot to feed it. please Bartholomew the Tortoise forgive me i hope youre living it up in turtle heaven

it hurts to pee

im suing seth macfarmland for putting me in family of guy

THERE WILL BE CUM IN FORTNITE

never had a rimjob before i'm nervous out of my dang mind

i can't do this anymore blud........

just found out my dear wife joanne rogers has an onlyfans, brothas i'm losin it rn

just found out my daughter has an onlyfans i'm losin it rn fellas

ayo blud get on 2k

i think i might have the poop disease, i'm gonna keep fighting the good fight though

on my goerge costanza shit

there will be no new f-zero announced at the game awards, in protest of Woke

YOU'LL NEVER FIND MY GOON SOCK HAHAHAHAHA!!!

people goon to my creations?

the guy from breaking bad scares me

i'm mr. rogers and i think porn is dope

Welcome to San Andreas, I'm Mr. Rogers from Grove Street

you wanna fuck with mr rogers?

do it bitch. no balls

never doing a threesome ever again holy jesus

jay eazy ain't drop yet bruh

i could beat mike tyson in his prime. do not fuck with mr. rogers

i'm mr rogers and i'm your friend (or your enemy if you cross me)

i may have a side bitch but i still love my dear wife Joanne Rogers

i'm just a wigga trying to make it out in this cold world

i got beef with the sesame street crew

Mr. Rogers has been revived from the dead and is now beating children at the zoo

gatekeeping is when homeboy say some dumbass shit and you tell em how dumbass the shit they say were

won't you be my geighbor?

tony soprano worship

i can fix these hoes

smokin a fat one with my dear friend fred rogers-san @therealmrrogers.bsky.social

me and shigeru miyamoto have made up now

fuck you shigeru miyamoto you hurt my feelings

I look around, and all I see are the corpses of those who have fallen before me. Is this really what I was meant to do? What I'm here for? To be another dog for the bigwigs profiting off the suffering of innocents and the grief of those left behind? Is this really I, Shigeru Miyamoto's, destiny?

some of you hoes are so helpless lmaooo can't even spell the word "missississpipipi"

today i slutshamed that nice elderly woman who lives in my neighborhood

Mr. Rogers is insaneposting. I bet you never thought you'd see the day

get pwned noob