real talk from person behind this account. it keeps getting post blocked from bsky despite being marked as a parody and idk if it's really worth keeping up. i think imma just abandon it.

fuck

donald can't even beat me at yugioh.

if donald trump goes to prison i'm going there personally to beat the fucker up.

fucker

elon musk should suck donalds big orange cheeto shaped cock. i'm barack obama and i approve this message

bluesky has said my handle is invalid. i think bluesky is full of shit. i'm the one and only barack obama and approve this message.

i don't think it was shit coming out when i took a shit earlier, i think it was gonorrhea

i did not have sex in the bathtub with that man

if you pay me $50 i will have buttsex with you

big fan of butt sex

i really love sonic the hedgehog 2

joe biden fucked my wife last night. i wanted joe biden to fuck me.

fuck you

I just want to have gay sex with Joe Biden.

my brother is like the ps5 in which he has no game

my balls itch

just learned my deadbeat brother malik joined bluesky. hope he has his dick so far up donalds ass it gets torn off when he tries to pull out

gonna beat the shit out of donald trump for calling my wife a whore

pussy

Well this was fun while it lasted but it looks like they are muting whatever I post so I'm out

how the grinch fucked my wife?

i think i might have the poop disease, i'm gonna keep fighting the good fight though

I miss Michelle but I saw her with Jimmy

Michelle has kicked me out of the house. Stuck in the shitty motel for now.

Michelle filed for divorce, this is the end

It's been a few days but I was busy partying over the death of Henry Kissinger. When Clarence Thomas and Mitch Mcconnell die I will party for seven weeks straight.

I shit

I'm thankful that Shigeru didn't say stupid shit today

you can't prove it, retard

stop spreading lies about my character it's not true (alright well maybe it's sort of true)

Mr. Rogers has been revived from the dead and is now beating children at the zoo

scruggin rn

Jack, it's not power I want. What I want to take back from the Patriots are things like... freedom, civil rights, opportunities. The founding principles of this country. Everything that's about to be wiped out by their digital censorship.

I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days... What were you in your former life?

Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry.

Women on twitter: men just REFUSE to go to therapy smfh Men on twitter: women be like "men just REFUSE to go to therapy smfh" smfh Bisexual Barack Obama: let me be clear. uhh I love sucking dick and uhh eating pussy too

Heard someone call me a DILF. I want y'all to know I am happily married to my wife Michelle Obama

So the Snake's finally come out of his hole? Are you ready now... my brother?

Big fan of Mashiro Nijigaoka from the hit anime Hirogaru Sky Pretty Cure

Thank you Snake. Now the detonation code is completed. Nothing can stop Metal Gear now.

My balls are on fire

Got my verifications badge

I just woke up in the Land of Make Believe I think Mr. Rogers kidnapped me

The Patriots...even I don't know who the actual members are. Are they financial, political or military leaders? No one knows who The Patriots really are. Even my instructions come from a cut-out.

I can confirm we are all controlled by the patriots

No I'm just a figurehead, the true power lies with the patriots.

LIQUID

Ass hurts