I need to jack off

hehehehehehehe weed

Mini mo

I love my wife actually thank you very much

Sometimes your wrist just look like something to slit Sometimes sky's the limit Sometimes you wanna start your car up in the garage, sit in that bitch and just еnd it Sometimes a trick kills a worker, and thе pigs just bluff Sometimes the pigs beat your ass while they got you in cuffs

Does he know

That’s right, I was the one who convinced Yokohama to add the ending to Yakuza Kiwami 3 to where Garfield saves Mine, I truly want RGG Studios to let me use him as a character in the Garfield Strips, you’re welcome!

don’t watch midsommar while high, holy shit

Guy who has a system with Garfield as part of it

I still got it

Me and Paramount have been having relationship issues as of late

I didn’t know how many times we wanted Garfield to kick odie, paramount took my funding, they fucked me off

Obsessed

the real reason we cancelled the show was because I ran out of weed

On this Garfield day, I am getting naked

Oh good lord

Where’s the pipe

Fuck

I would love to see my wonderful community debate on which “Pretty Cure” would be a Garfield fan, I’ll go first

the UK Supreme Court can define these nuts on their forehead

remember to leave two fat blunts, some cold water, and a funny movie on the TV this Saturday night for Santa when he tweaks down the chimney

Cure Lasagna! At your service!

Nermal is Satan

Oh but when I do it people call me a senile old man

MY SON

Cowboy Garfield in Texas

I wrote Jon as in a reader’s surrogate Jon is you You are Jon There is no escape to this

You rot in the deepest darkest pit of hell if you use AI to make “art”

How do I convince Nick to make a Nick version of Kingdom Hearts, Having a world based off of Indiana would be nice!

My balls itch

Funny orange fat cat

April Fools is another regular day to Jon

Cocky want- ah forget it

Fuck you

I think I’m starting to like other men

If they can make a Pokemon based off of “The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man” from “Ghostbusters” they can base a Pokémon off of Garfield

It’s everywhere

I saw the 4th dimension for a split second

Garfield would be a great edition to “Kamen Rider Gavv” he would be a lasagna themed rider

jorking “it” and by “it” well… let’s just say… my odie…

Fuck you

What

Would she like Garfield?

Pirate Garfield in Hawaii

Garfield Gaiden: The Cat Who Erased His Name

Trans Rights

Been trying to introduce my loving wife into this “precure” thing

if john toei ever wants to do a Garfield x Precure crossover, all he gotta do is slide into the DM's

Ok