dog i fuckin love banjo-tooie

here at nintendo, we are perfectly ok with: drug users underage drinking sex before marriage skipping school to play games (non-emulated)

Finally playing Pikmin 4. This is for you @shigerumiyamoto.bsky.social, I hope I can make you proud...

my middle name is thomas

urusei yatsura lum no wedding bell remastered launches for the nintendo switch 2 this yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

gimme ur fuckin money

pokemon go away

god i need a dick in my ass

when you stop touching yourself at night

better not catch y'all saying bad words like the x word (x-yoger)

this little girl came up to me and showed me her drawing of princess peach. wow. hope she's prepared to spend the rest of her life in prison!

donkey kong

i love yuri

just got word someone downloaded a ROM file of doshin the giant for the nintendo gamecube and boy am i livid

This is me, Shigeru Miyamoto, creator of Super Mario, saying I have the utmost respect for the people of Brazil and you all deserve the best. Some of you are way too horny though. I do not like that.

do not upload videos of mario having sex. i do not approve of that.

i will personally slaughter you if you pirate kid icarus: of myths and monsters on god

howdy there cowboy

i'm a lolcow? when did this happen?

i hope everyone enjoys some good Nintendo video games this christmas season

in my mf jolly zone

goin "pussy out" tonight

on my goerge costanza shit

shitting logs

i love piss

gotta take the biggest dump of my life rn but koizumi-san just will not leave the mens room. just one of the many ways Woke is destroying our society

there will be no new f-zero announced at the game awards, in protest of Woke

fluids are pouring out of me

Funny Orange Cat

stankin it up sexy style

to catch up with the young'uns i've started incorporating modern slang into my vocabulary. such as "finna" and "rizz".

jenny wakeman

merry thanksgiving dont forget to FUCK the turkey

Penis are cool! They grow and cum!

sorry to say but if kaeru no tame ni kane wa naru were made today, it would be Woke

let me be perfectly clear: the reason we have not made a new f-zero in all this time is not because of a lack of ideas. it's because of Woke

he really call this shit blue sky as opposed to what? red sky? purple sky? orange sky? gimme a fuckin break!

gatekeeping is when homeboy say some dumbass shit and you tell em how dumbass the shit they say were

slummin wit da bois

im gonna break a move

shiddin hard

smokin a fat one with my dear friend fred rogers-san @therealmrrogers.bsky.social

I look around, and all I see are the corpses of those who have fallen before me. Is this really what I was meant to do? What I'm here for? To be another dog for the bigwigs profiting off the suffering of innocents and the grief of those left behind? Is this really I, Shigeru Miyamoto's, destiny?

i'm fred rogers and i'm a retro gamer. love me some super mario bros 3 on the nes. whoop whoop!

@bsky.app hey jack hows it goin, enjoying mario wonder?

hittin a vape in yamashina station rn

scratchin my coot

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