In real life, do people roll around on the floor when they get hit on the head? Feels like it's just a football thing.

Mikel Merino is a striker!

Didn't Bruno G take a swipe at Arsenal in his signing video for Newcastle? I seem to remember something because we were linked with him at the time but can't find the video anywhere.

In this "People vs Establishment" nonsense, does Nige know that he's the latter?

🚨 Bernardo Silva Booked 🚨

Bring us the Terminator.

What are the odds on Harry Kane picking up a second yellow card for simulation?

Not keen on VAR hitting a cold open on the freeze frame of the contact.

Mexico looks like they're struggling to cope with the altitude here...

Great carry from Rice, first time we managed to isolate Saka and look what happens...

He's heading the ball at waist height, what's Rice supposed to do?

Flo Balogun and Poch have the chance to do the "right thing". Most of us agree that it wasn't a red card, but would anyone from any other nation (apart from Messi and Ronaldo) have been given the same privilege?

Say what you want about altitude and the Azteca, but their main striker is a 35 year old who's just signed for a Championship team and their centre back/DM just got relegated with West Ham. It shouldn't really be a contest.

Saliba was superb for France tonight, at least I think he was. Can't decide if he just looked world-class because he was next to Upamecano who looked very unsteady.

ITV has done Tommy Tuch dirty here. "Hey Thomas, are you happy with this image?" "Spot on mate, thanks" - *said like a man at the barbers when the mirror comes out*

Decent goal but Danny Murphy calling it "goal of the tournament so far" is a bit of a stretch.

Such a shame he's not going to get his wish of joining the English Champions because his current club has decided to be silly.

If there is even a remote chance that Vini Jr is on the market this Summer, we have to be in for him.

Welcome to The Arsenal, Bradley Barcola. 🔴

If Panama had a bit more quality in the final third, England would have been in a bit of trouble. Konsa and Guehi looked like two blokes who've never met each other.

It's probably clickbait from the Mail but it's still funny.

Hydration break = 3.5 minutes Goal Celebrations x 2 = 2 minutes(ish) VAR Check = 1 minute(ish) Added time = 4 minutes

That's a penalty, all day.

Bielsa should sub off the two fellas in the Uruguay wall there, abysmal!

In #MathsToday I delivered a taster session to Y10 students from the school I used to teach at. I also emailed the parents of our most committed #ALevelMaths students who had been in with us throughout their "study leave" to commend them on their hard work and attitude.

Placing on public record my appreciation to @drbennison.bsky.social and @ecrmaths.bsky.social in particular for their excellent AQA preparation resources during this A Level exam season.

My first ever GB Masters Basketball tournament in Cardiff was an amazing experience with a great group of guys. #BritishBasketball #GBMasters

When you're trying to help your A Level students prepare for Paper 3 but it's also "Gyros Day" at lunch. In #MathsToday I was hungry!

Was that Bellingham caught on his heels in the build up to that goal and then rolling around on the floor trying to get a free kick when he wasn't even touched?

That's a penalty, Mbappe's left foot is caught by the defender. Mbappe doesn't "initiate contact" as the referee said, he didn't change his natural running motion at all. Awful decision.

How long until the inevitable Spain penalty...

In #MathsToday, our #ALevelMaths students sat Paper 2 (AQA). Mostly positive reactions, they felt the Mechanics was nice and despite a tricky parametric equations question, the Pure was fine too.

In #MathsToday our #ALevelMaths students continue to put in the hours. Many of them have been in with us everyday since their "study leave" began, working away on past papers, specific topic packs, helping and supporting each other and showing incredible work ethic and resilience.

I think I've watched this close to 100 times and it's still bizarrely hilarious.

Awesome idea by @arsenalvpodcast.bsky.social and @arsenalvisionpodcast.com I'm relying heavily on our injury luck drastically changing and Kai/Gyök staying fit, similarly Hincapie/Cala.

Ahead of #ALevelMaths Paper 1 tomorrow, I must say a huge thank you to @drbennison.bsky.social. we've used his 2024, 2025 and 2026 Paper 1 to help our students prepare over the last few days and during our half term revision day.

music.youtube.com/watch?v=EUWG... This is actually good

Bravo @aallensport.arseblog.com 👏👏👏

legendary arsenal quotes from the victorious 2025-26 season 🙌🏼 eze: i don't care rice: it's not done white: hincapie get your bum out

Lmao Josh is wearing this shirt 🤣🤣🤣

Josh Kroenke going for it on the bus, he's one of us! (Except he's a billionaire)

We went to score, and scored after 5 minutes. They then made 600 sideways and backwards passes and scored a penalty. And I’m fairly sure we did win something quite big this season. And in fact won more games than any other team in Europe this season. And we won some jealous folk for added measure.

Having just seen a replay of the penalty incident that starts slightly earlier, Mendes hits Noni's left calf with his right knee from behind before any of the "grappling". When running at full speed, that's enough surely?

Here is PSG's outfield starting XI tonight and how many Ligue 1 games they each started this season. Hakimi: 15 Marquinhos: 11 Pacho: 11 Nuno Mendes: 13 Vitinha: 24 Ruiz: 13 Neves: 13 Doue: 16 Dembele: 11 Kvaratskhelia: 18

When we sing "whatever the weather" we mean it. Ignore the outside noise from the fans of other clubs who would give anything for a season like we've just had. The loudest voices right now are those who have nothing to celebrate so they choose to celebrate our defeat.

That's football. Shit happens. Gabriel? The best player tonight. This said, whoever is rejoicing in the success of a club built on the money of a dictatorship holding together through the systematic exploitation of 90% of its population should take some time to reflect on their world view. Bisous!

Proud of every single one of them ❤️

1 win*

1. Half-term revision session yesterday for 60 A Level Maths students preparing for Paper 1. 2. Away today for the weekend to celebrate our 10th Wedding Anniversary in a lovely little AirBnB in the Yorkshire countryside. (Don't worry, I've made sure I can get TNT Sports on the TV for tomorrow.)

It's so strange that smaller clubs like Brighton, Sunderland, Palace, Bournemouth and Manchester United will be playing in Europe next season but Chelsea who have spent like 100 billion pounds over the last 4 seasons will be at home watching.