getting back online, googling how do I make meemees

people keep wanting to serious talk with me about it and it's like... but it's here tho. nothing can make it not here.

being strongly anti-ai or pro-ai is silly.

Sora is good because it helps me get the endless stream of dumb ideas out of my head, including: “I understand why they cancelled ‘Regular Mario 64’”

Living this fever dream while I can

If nothing else sora allows me to live out my dream of being a bumbling Pokemon professor

Uploaded a selfie to iPhone 17’s AI Playground and it immediately made me look like temu Mr Beast returning this phone

a downside to modern laptops getting so gd efficient is that when my office (read: garage) is cold I can't use my laptop exhaust as a little hand warmer.

constantly trying new note taking/todo apps < piece of paper < writing something on my hand

the man who played the owner of Jurassic Park is David Attenborough's brother, Richard Attenborough. how did i make it to 2025 without knowing this

my two year old sneezed directly in my face then looked me right in the eyes and said "bless you!" the audacity.

Teaching the boy the ways of the elders

REMINDER:

why is dental insurance a separate thing my teeth are in my body why is this allowed

So much this. Bluesky loves links. As @hankgreen.bsky.social says "people click on stuff and they leave the site, they leave! and they read articles!". I love how excited we all are about the open web. Our timeline is healing. Click on the video, and enjoy it on hankschannel! youtu.be/D4ghgVq9z4M

Does this look like Wilma Flintstone to anyone else?

my iPhone made me a nice little video called "Over the Years" where i just get continually fatter (set to upbeat piano music)

i will fight ron paul

Unsubscribing from Netflix out of spite

The twelve dumbdumbs following me here now get all the good posts, once I hit 50 I’ll overthink it and they’ll get boring as fuck

If you ever feel bad because your server went down just remember that even Netflix can’t keep its shit up the ONE TIME they know the entire internet will be watching

Gonna try to not ruin this place for myself like I have others where I worried about things like “follower count” and “engaging content” and “not getting dunked on for posting garbage”

Netflix telling me to get excited about this Tyson/Paul fight

Today’s random win: after hunting for it for MONTHS, I found an original manual for one of my favorite arcade games, Warlords. About 1000 of these games were made in 1980, so most of these manuals are longgggg gone. Tiny ultra niche personal wins for the win!

I’ve been told this place is “chill”.