1/ A lot of people have genuine questions about #routinevaccines. Between headlines, politics, and fear, it can be hard to find nuanced answers. Let’s walk through some FAQs. 👇

My mousepad came in 👀

Me to BIL: you’ll ovbi need my input for Evie’s first horror film BIL: what’s appropriate for an 8yo Me: YOU’RE HER PARENT! My sister won’t even let her watch Airplane yet, it’s “too inappropriate” BIL: your parents raised you on Airplane Me: yes, and you explained the jokes to them 2yrs ago 💁🏽‍♀️

I’ve officially found religion 🤣

Let it be known

*makes large purchase that I need to and can safely afford* *still proceeds to panic*

OK BEST BUY. WHY ISN’T MY LAPTOP ARRIVING TO THE STORE THE MOMENT I PAID🤣🙃

Pesky surgeon walks by after case “I love Hospital Name but I don’t think Hospital Name loves me” *I about fall over at my desk trying not to laugh* to my charge: well at least he’s self aware…

Just bought a camelback off brand for the wheelchair…I might’ve life hacked myself

I told my best friend I was putting my Chicago visit on hold bc of ICE. 100% feel validated in that decision

Bryce: that’s a great movie, a clockwork orange Bryce and I: that’s a fucked up movie

Leg braces - $20-$30k, I’ve had at LEAST 6 leg braces. Wheelchairs - $5k for manual with no bells and whistles, I’ve had 2 Medications - anywhere between $100-$2000 /month pending health issues Surgeries - 19 surgeries $40k to - $1m inc. hospital stays I had polio. This is the cost.

All my bbs 💜

Why does the Danish navy have barcodes on the side of their ships? So when they dock, they can Scandinavian.

When the unit secretary, floor charge nurse & physician are all named Grace 🤣

Dear banks, I’m just a gurl who wants her money 🥺

We love Apple

Church is the most boring thing ever and you still have a chance of dying there. I’m good

Me: do we have family in Canada or Mexico? Mom: Canada; and they’re even more fundie than the family you’ve met Me: oh…so, how close do I need to live to them for them to adopt me…? Mom: no, just no grace 🤣😏

If only antivaxxers cared half as much about stopping these* shots *gun

Abandonment is just the theme of my life

Perfect weather

Perfect weather

*sits on back porch in shade* it’s so nice today! *sits on back porch in sun* ok…maybe I’ll wait a little longer to car show

route 66 car show today!!! time to dress up!!

Happy #caturday to my OG’s 💜

Happy #caturday to my OG’s 💜

If I was Donald Trump I would not be drawing the public’s attention right now to my ability to release files

With the current US administration, it seems highly unlikely that they actually advice men not to take paracetamol ...... 😇

you know what never gets old? ... ... ... unvaccinated children

Do I have a uti or have I drank 4 ice teas since 1030a 😂

Sunday scaries 💜

Why are my taxes being used to fly govt officials to a podcasters funeral? Oh right, Christian nationalism

Why are my taxes being used to fly govt officials to a podcasters funeral? Oh right, Christian nationalism

Landlord: unfortunately I do have to raise rent in January Me: expecting a couple hundred increase Landlord: I’m increasing it $40 Me: sir, don’t scare me like that

What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one...

This implies it lasts until expiration date, how silly

Ah yes, I talk about how adoption makes me feel, “oh I’ve heard that sob story before” And you wonder why adoptees don’t open up and just live in silent limbo

Some people just don’t have reciprocal friendships

I’m everyone else’s friend

My spiral song is “I’m good” if I scream it loud enough, I convince myself I’ll be good. Worked during dead neighbor saga 😂🙃

We really, truly must not wind the clock back and risk the lives of kids and families!!

Weird that the FCC Chair had no issue with Kilmeade wanting to euthanize homeless people.

Welp, I need a new sheet now 😂

If I spray my bedroom doorways and perimeters that’ll also keep spiders out too? Anti-spider bubble (I’m safe, not scary ones; I just don’t like them & they can happily live outside too)

Since I started using my wheelchair, I’ve lost about 50lbs and toned up, tonight, I FINALLY realized how much my body has changed

I have 47 days of pto, guess I gotta take a trip

Since I started using my wheelchair, I’ve lost about 50lbs and toned up, tonight, I FINALLY realized how much my body has changed

I got two dresses today, both unexpectedly had pockets!