So on the testing scale of 1-300 for Apraxia, the lower the number the more prevalent the disorder is. Tiniest Dude scored a 97. My heart is sad.

My villain origin story is going to be the fact that I sleep on a long size bed yet am constantly smothered and getting disrupted sleep by either a man or a child

Lady Gaga wins the #GRAMMY award for Best Dance Pop Recording with ‘Abracadabra.’

It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.

How am I spending my Saturday night you ask? Oh I'm enjoying a glass of wine while scrolling Pinterest for ideas for a 100th day of school poster because I feel stressed out about it 🤣

Omg. Lady Danbury. 😭😭

Sometimes I wonder if Chris knew just how f*cked up in the head I was if he'd ever chose to be with me. Then I get off my therapy call and I'm visibly upset and he just comes and sits with me and holds my hand and says nothing and I'm reminded, in every life he'll come find me.

Tiny Dude wants to cheer for the Seattle Seahawks because he likes their mascot. This has become a household divided as I support my eldest child.

My heart is heavy so some kitchen therapy to help

Because of course Tiniest Dude would be starting a breathing episode when we're about to get plummeted with snow. So everyone please hope, pray, manifest this doesn't go sideways and we can keep this in check at home 🤞🏻🙏🏻

So January of this year has been an actual living nightmare for those of us in the United States who aren't in a cult

Tiny Dude has been asking for Labubu's since going back to school because other kids got them and I'm like child we are on a Lafufu budget don't even ask 😂

Ok I'm curious what other parents are paying for birthday parties for their kiddos. I paid $315 total for bowling, pizza, drinks, tokens and cake for 13 kids. That's the cheapest I could find in our area. I think it's a good deal considering places average $500+

Pure magic! The boys had a blast!

Found the perfect neutral color for my nails. I'm very rinse and repeat with my polish color so this makes me happy 🤣

There's something so beautiful about the sleepy muffled "mum" from my 3 year old who needs nothing more than to be tucked back in. His sweet sleepy smile and chubby hand on mine. God I am blessed by motherhood.

His and Hers on Netflix 10/10 recommend

What's your favorite season? Awards.

Today's brunch fit

When I was 14 my classmate threatened to rape and torture me. He told me he wanted to tie me up, gag me like a pig, spank my sexy little ass till it bled and masturbate to my screams. I was horrified then and I'm horrified now knowing men are using AI to achieve this.

One thing I was afraid of being a mother of 2 boys was that I'd never get the joy of a day at the mall with my kid(s). I naively felt that was something a mother daughter would do. Today the boys and I spent 3 whole hours at the mall and let me tell you we all had a blast.

@notmznikki.bsky.social Christmas card arrived today and I enjoyed Chris being absolutely perplexed. I sent you the video on Instagram 🤣

Well we got Tiniest Dudes Apraxia diagnosis today. He starts speech 2x a week in addition to his 2 days in school. His SLP will work with insurance to get his high tech aac board. Just feeling all the feels.

Pisces: Against impossible odds, this year looks even worse for you.

Ok I'm back to reality tomorrow after 2 weeks off. Dinners for the week include tostadas, chicken legs, something with chicken ready too. I'm trying to use what's in the cabinets and freezer. Any chicken inspiration would be welcome.

Tiniest Dude got some not great test results back so we're being referred to a specialist. This poor boy has been through so much, literally since in the womb. Make my heart so sad for him.

This was the 5th consecutive year that Tiny Dude and I went to the movies on New Year Day. This year we saw SpongeBob SquarePants movie and I fell asleep within 10 minutes lo

2025 brought me a lot of joyous moments but it brought far more stress, heartache, and grief. I'm hopeful 2026 will be better for me as an individual as well as my family. Wishing you all a healthy, happy, adventure filled year. Remember to be kind, to yourself and others 🫶🏻🙏🏻

Just emailed my therapist who's on vacation that I need to be seen sooner than my next scheduled appointment if you're wondering how I'm doing

I made croutons and chicken noodle soup all by 10:30am. Now I'm twiddling my thumbs like wtf am I to do the rest of the day. Anxiety man, sucks lol

Homemade focaccia bread with rosemary from my Dad's herb garden

Ok I've literally not cooked since Christmas Eve so I need to regroup and get my head in the game. Tomorrow I'm doing a cheesy ground beef and rice casserole, Monday I'm going out so probably leftovers for Chris and buttered noodles for the boys, chicken tostada, short ribs for NYE then idk

Woke up to freshly fallen snow, made a delicious breakfast. Kids are playing trains with Daddy. Life is good. I am blessed.

I cannot stress enough how amazingly fun hibachi is with kids. I absolutely love that Tiny Dude asked to go for his birthday after going last year. A great birthday celebration for my big baby boy

Are these ungrateful angel tree videos real? Like I can't imagine someone actually being ungrateful if they're in that dire of a situation? Am I wrong? Are people just all awful now?

We got selected for 4 tickets for Disney on Ice next month! I am flabbergasted! I never thought we'd get picked! I'm SO excited!!!

solidarity with trans people and death to fascism

A child vomited on the bus today. Please Lord Jesus no tummy bug in this house

My mini me in looks and attitude

give her all the grammys

I love our home 😍

The way I am so blessed to be their Momma 🎄🫶🏻

I'm laying in bed listening to the boys sneak eat their gingerbread house candy downstairs and it's hilarious. Patrick keeps telling Donovan "my mommy and daddy" like boo you have the same parents 🤣🤣

Pisces: Your extensive Super Mario experience may finally come in handy as you encounter a hammer-throwing turtle.

jolirecipes.com/recipe/loade... Making this tomorrow for dinner. Tuesday I'm doing short ribs for our anniversary at home. Wednesday something chicken I think. Anyone else? What's on the menu this week? @notmznikki.bsky.social

I'm incredibly biased but my homemade chicken nuggets are so good. It's so simple and low effort but they hit every time.

Tonight we walked the mall and got Detroit style pizza. Perfect date. 10/10 no notes.

Thankful to be a Momma 💚💚

Help dress me for our anniversary dinner Sunday. Select which color heart lol

Tonight I possessed the audacity of thinking I could drink 4 cocktails..btw I'm solo parenting in 6 hours till Monday. Pray for me.