I got a sinus infection, 2 silent auction gala wins, spurs playoff tickets, and an ear infection for my 37th birthday

We’re going to the spurs playoff game Sunday and I really want a “former Mavs fan” - related shirt

Bday party scheduled for Saturday My guy just spiked fever 🥲😵‍💫

3 days until party 😵‍💫

I love looking at the planets

Aw man I just realized I can’t rt my “I was just bit by a snake” tweet (with a lot more misspellings) on the upcoming SIXTH anniversary

“Calm down, it’s okay!! All of the things will get done before Easter.” WHODOYOUTHINKMAKESTHATHAPPEN

The oak pollen feels aggressive for this point in the season

I won a quilt in a raffle at my kid’s school fundraiser 2 days ago, & today I won a $25 gift card at my car wash 👀 I’m not going to say anything to jinx anything, buuuuuuuuut……

My therapist began gardening because of me & has reported how positive it’s been in her life the last two sessions. Did I beat therapy? Orrrrrrrrrr is this more of my ‘forget me, let’s help you’ thing 🤔 (I know the answer)

Just made my first ever SHEIN return, instead of just keeping or donating what didn’t work out ☺️

I didn’t know until like….a couple years ago…that it was normal to close phone tabs/apps

Apparently I did the same thing with Jase’s Easter basket as I did with our Christmas tree last year 😵‍💫 Cool cool cool

My ~*favorite*~ thing is when my husband tells me he’ll go with me to some social event (tonight, school fundraiser/easter egg hunt) so I make plans around his schedule & become not so anxious about the event…. & then later tells me “oh I have XYZ idk if I can go,” after I’ve confirmed everything🥲

Medspa day 🥰

I’m planning on having a sandbox at Jase’s bday party for a sensory activity, but I’m struggling on ideas of what to put in it as treasure. Part of me wants to add party favors, but what if not all kids want to do it or someone takes too many things?

Seeing Nate Bargatze tonight and I’m so freaking exciiiiiiited

I miss my mom

It’s so funny that Nelly made a fucking banger about a line of Nikes with his buddies.

A VERDICT!!!!!

My kid is registered for pre-k 🥺

Jase wants “a different haircut” today 😭😭😭 like a big boy one 😭😭😭😭 I’m not ready

UV index reached 9 today and I am toasted 🥵

Your weekly reminder that stress is stored in the hips, so go stretch, do yoga, or throw that ass in a circle.

My dad and FIL are both here visiting & have only spoken about dogs dying for half an hour 😵‍💫

Both our phone lines & our internet were out most of the day yesterday - I feel so out of the loop

A girl I coached while she played softball in HS was a SENIOR PRODUCER for the OSCARS

HYPE FOR THESE CLOSING ARGUMENTS!!!! I don’t believe the prosecution met the standard of proof beyond reasonable doubt. If I were on the jury, I’d vote not guilty. I think she’ll be found guilty Tuesday or Wednesday.

Helping build a tailgate themed grazing table hit me with your clever ideas pls

I’ve had name brand Vyvanse the last 3 months because of shortage. This generic refill AINT IT. Such a drastic difference

My friend’s mom had a super rough 2025, medically. She surprisingly bounced back and was having an incredible time…until a migraine and fainting spell led to a PET scan that lit up like a Christmas tree. Terminal, like a ticking time 💣.

🎶 well the weather outside is weather 🎶

These little asshole kids keep bringing rocks inside the swim shed, which are then yeeted into the pool. I want to make a sign for outside the door & I’m overthinking it. “No rocks inside” “Leave rocks outside” ……? They’re just so boring

7pm sunset baybee

ISO some quality cemetery vases that would be rotating in and out fairly frequently- not tiny, not huge…

Gorillaz & Ryan Gosling SNL yes yes yes

I think I’m ready for a kid Of the goat variety

Ol senator two-names

Do y’all think a local subway sandwich shop would sell me a thing of their pickles?

BLUEBONNET SIGHTING!!!!

My husband dresses our son in the morning so I can’t say anything about how he’s dressed and, gosh, this has been a tough one for me

Woke up to a million texts asking if my husband was okay - a welding truck ran into a tractor on a highway last night. Everyone is relatively okay, but in the hospital. DONT MARRY A FARMER

Please tell me someone, anyone, is seeing these kouri richins/josh grossman texts

God bless zofran

Maybe it’s the weather, but it sure has been feeling snakey outside lately

The strongest craving for a torta and paleta from Alma’s on Seminary just consumed my entire being @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social please let me live vicariously through you

😂 amazing that he just couldn’t see it coming…

Laughing way too hard at the headlines about Dan Crenshaw being blindsided by his loss last night

TIL my dad never voted blue in Texas until Obama He’s getting those same vibes around the energy of this election and I’ve been crying all morning The tide is turning

My body said “I’m done”