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Day 5 at home alone with my kid 😵‍💫

Locked in a home with a flu-ridden almost 4 year old: day 3

We narrowly avoided the ER this weekend 🥲 grateful for doctors that prescribe “just in case” meds

what kind of soup should I make send recipe links

Catherine O’Hara will be the one that breaks me

That booty got me lost like Nemo

I was snowed in for an extra day of vacation 😎 ready to see my guys…but dare I say..? I feel rested?

My friend’s dog (pictured) looks like Deesh and Waylon (RIP) had a baby but I stg I have this exact picture with my baby girl (Deesh)😭😭😭

THERES SO MUCH SNOW

O MG PALM ROYALE IS SO GOOD

BALTIMOOOOOOORE

Wowwwwweeeeee this weekend’s weather forecast is NOT HELPING my trip anxiety

I’m not sure how prevalent ag/4h is in the rest of the country….but I’m at a youth stock show with an open bar and silly pageantry.

Yall remember when “burnout” could be fixed with a weekend away? 🥲

The fucking terr*rist that was arrested in south Fort Worth lives in the neighborhood I grew up in. Our cousin’s son’s ATX school was on their list, along with my HS & the school where I coached softball. What the fuuuuuck

I’m feeling less and less comfortable flying to DWI next week, the closer it gets 🥲

The entire trajectory of the rest of my day just got flipped over onto its head 😩 lord help me

Hid my gummies so well, I can’t find them 😵‍💫

We have an appt with the pediatrician this morning to just catch up and get on the same page after the immunodeficiency diagnosis. Maybe get another Prevnar shot. And THEN we’re going to the ZOO! But my kid doesn’t know. Idk if I’ll be able to keep it a secret until we get there

Teaching an independent toddler knife safety isn’t for the weak

I’ve always rubbed my feet together like a cricket

Some days I have a good and easy time playing with my toddler. Today is not one of those days.

This info packet says, “Most women will have very minimal discomfort. Men may have some soreness for 2-4 days.” If that ain’t the REALEST

Going to see medspa np, then getting allergy shot, and then I believe I’ll get some ear piercings

One of mom’s friends reached out to share a hotline I can call to try and connect with a medium to talk to mom. I kind of understand the sentiment….but it still feels odd

45 minute therapy sesh turned in to 2 hours 5 min🫢

You wear an Uber.

What kind of shoes do you wear in the NE late January? 😅

50 Cent being 6’1” makes sense

Did y’all know HEB is pronounced H-E-B and not heb? Do you know what HEB is?

Let’s play ‘where’d i set the remote’ over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

FB be like, “you have memories today with 5 dead people”

Fuck this. I’m printing next year’s labels, keeping them with leftover Christmas stamps, and a note to myself to update addresses if necessary.

Windows down, blasting on repeat while running to the post office with Christmas cards

I wish I had a stamp to use on these Christmas card envelopes - “I didnt forget about you, I’m just behind on life” 😵‍💫

Traveling to Maryland in January is a CHOICE - but I’ve made it 🥶 🥰

If you’re receiving aggressive IGs from me this morning -

My favorite school lunch hack: frozen meatballs. Microwave 60 seconds before school. Dip in whatever he feels like that day. Protein. They warm them back up when he rarely asks. Great in a thermos with Mac & cheese

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I said some wild shit to my husband

NYE used to be special

It’s the anniversary of my MIL’s death. What a fucking year

Tough day for the Diggs family

It’s still the Kennedy Center It’s still the Gulf of Mexico It’s still the Department of Defense It’s still Twitter If you have any other Q’s feel free to ask us

I’m not exactly religious, but my girlfriend (ex-catholic, adhd) gifted me a daily devotional and a gorgeous bible that are in large print with large margins and spaces for notes - “they make it more easy to understand. I thought we could keep each other accountable. Can’t hurt anything!”

I want to call mom and tell her diet cherry limeades at sonic aren’t red anymore

Husband’s truck bed is being replaced this week, after a blowout. He’s cleaning it out and just found the keys he lost 2 years ago 😵‍💫

Looked out the window just in time to see my kid run his electric truck straight into my husband’s truck