I start my new job tomorrow. After over a year, I'm finally back in my career industry and hopefully saying bye to retail for good.

Fossil fuels are a subscription service. Pass it on.

This is a test integration post from PhantomBot!

unscheduled reminder that piracy was found to not correlate to lower sales numbers, and then the EU tried to hide the study because they didn't like the result www.engadget.com/2017-09-22-e...

Apparently the ballroom got Byrd bathed.

Give me $100, and I will give you a concept of a phone.

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

It’s time to stop calling these big C Conservatives in US conservative. Let’s call them what they are: regressive.

Means for the rich, memes for everyone else.

There are no good billionaires.

I wish someone would make a good Sonic game.

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

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You made division You made a choice You found a shelter from all of the noise I'll be the weapon I'll be the work You found desertion I found my place in the dirt

Remember, it’s not conspiracy, it’s homophily.

Mina the Hollower has officially gone GOLD! The game is complete and has begun the submissions process with our first-party partners. We’ll know the final release date soon and as soon as we can share it, you’ll know it. Thank you for sticking with us. We can’t wait for you to play!

NASA and Mamdani are proving that Americans are desperate to see their money spent in ways they feel good about. This, however, is not the same thing as simply spending the money on things we would feel good about but never know happened. People need to be able to see it.

If you're not following @michaelburns.bsky.social then you really should be. youtu.be/YFHlwawvYG8

🚨 IMPORTANT 🚨 If you are in the US, contact your Federal Representatives NOW, as a Nationwide OS-Level verification requirement is being proposed as a bill. Hate having emergencies every couple of days, but we MUST stop this bill to prevent internet censorship! www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

As a resident of the great state of Florida, I’m starting to see literal CHILDREN as cashiers at some places I shop. Truly a golden age.

My HOA has negotiated a 10-year deal with a fiber internet ISP to provide all the residents in our community with 1 gig synchronous internet for a rate of what amounts to $50 a month. This will be installed and active in about a month or 2, and the HOA fees won't change until next year.

Feels poignant.

A firm reminder at a moment the world seems to need it.

NASA Announces Plan To Put Moon On Mars By 2040 https://theonion.com/nasa-announces-plan-to-put-moon-on-mars-by-2040-1849041634/

Dan needs someone who’s got the sauce.

Bluesky-exclusive outreach: I'm looking to contract a technical artist with a specific passion for applying math to create mesmerizing visual effects, e.g. shaders, particle effects, or other demoscene-like displays. Please feel free to spread the word and send portfolios/examples via reply or email

Crazy idea, let's DECREASE the defense spending budget by like...a LOT. I think 250 billion in total is more than enough.

What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/

Dismantling Christian nationalism isn’t just political, it’s spiritually necessary.

Listen to this man!

With the shit going down in the world and its effect on oil prices doing what they're doing, I don't wanna hear shit from people who are against renewables.

Genuinely give AuDHD people basic income and housing, give them a bit to settle into their routines and recover from the trauma of survival, and then be ready to see shit pop the fuck off

Movement #castlevania

Unlike most political candidates, I can say that at least @katmabu.bsky.social was able to use some of her campaign funds to actually give back to the community. This needs to become the norm.

There is a difference between participating in a broken system because your status depends on it, and participating in it because your survival depends on it.

Trump’s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/trumps-war-on-iran-myth-vs-fact/

If you’re a US adult citizen and can be classified as being “white,” then I believe that you, like me, have a moral obligation to vote in the midterms, and vote against the GOP. No doubt they will utilize voter suppression en masse and it will affect minority groups especially, so get out there!

ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural https://theonion.com/ice-agent-injured-after-repeatedly-trying-to-detain-people-in-neighborhood-mural/

We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed

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My problems with Christian nationalism in a nutshell.

Just a reminder, if you’re using the Bible to justify your homophobia, you are profoundly ignorant of what is actually in the texts. You have been convinced to hate instead of love to make you easier to control by unscrupulous men.

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Fuck Christian Nationalism! (I am a Christian and I support this message.)

A bunch of rich people who run the Kansas government getting poor Kansans angry at transgender folks and now we have crap like this happening. What a disgrace. Vote all these transphobic scumbags out. www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

In many ways, I want the dems to win the House majority just to see less of Mike fucking Johnson.

If you haven’t already, you should follow and watch my friend @thabeast721.bsky.social. He’s pretty neat.