Matt Walsh is not an expert at American history, and he is certainly not an expert at teaching American history. If you want to actually learn history, read books and listen to actual historians, not political reactionaries trying to spin narratives to promote their ideologies.

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Trump Assures Struggling Nation He Has Plenty Of Money

The time has come... DK64 100% RUNBACK!! This time with tag barrel anywhere! Going live here now: www.twitch.tv/rexrath

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💸🖌️ Pay what you want and I'll draw you a Pokémon from memory! 🖌️💸 My financial situation continues to be Not Great™️, but I am not letting that stop me from attending AGDQ 2026. This event and the community I've gained from it are my lifeblood. Link below 👀👇

Just finished Prime 4 and I really enjoyed it. It's a solid evolution of the Prime series, though I know there are aspects many Prime players might not enjoy, but I didn't really have complaints. Solid 8/10 game imo. It definitely ranks under Prime 1 and 2, but above 3.

Grok is like a Pokémon, but instead of saying its own name, it just says “Elon” over and over again instead.

@jamestalarico.bsky.social sent this video to his 10,000 volunteers: “We will make the case for why we are best positioned to win this race — but we will always treat Congresswoman Crockett with the utmost respect. She is my colleague and she is a leader in our state. She deserves nothing less.”

Live with @rexrath.dev doing a co-op ocarina of time randomizer as a belated 30th birthday stream for me! twitch.tv/lialovelace

If you think these attacks on MLK Jr and his legacy are new, they’re not. Just look into what happened when he was still alive if you don’t know.

Love that we were promised a golden age, but are getting a golden shower.

Earth Rumbles, Dishes Crash To Floor As Gerrymandering Rips Through House https://theonion.com/earth-rumbles-dishes-crash-to-floor-as-gerrymandering-rips-through-house/

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/

Coming soon on my Twitch channel…

Well that was fast. Latest Everdrive 64 firmware supports Analogue 3D. Very nice.

The Christian faith that I grew up in helped to form my compassion and love for my fellow humans, and the world in which we live. It’s way past time we wrench this faith from the hands of those who only want to use it as a tool of domination.

Lmao

get in the habit of clicking this when you go on YouTube

Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/

There are only 2 “good” billionaires I kinda trust.. Both are fictional.

What does everyone think of the Isaac video I made some months ago? youtu.be/Aj8pjoCkGhM?...

Watergate is looking like a drippy faucet next to this.

I don't like getting into arguments of capitalism vs socialism. We can and should have discussions about those economic systems, but to me, arguing over which is better misses the point. It's wealth. Wealth is the problem. When baited, always pivot to explaining why it's wealth that's the problem.

This (sadly) continues to age like fine wine. youtu.be/mu0w79hrWjM?...

Vote blue no matter who.* *This statement assumes all candidates are or are willing to be backed by monied interests to promote the interests of corporations and the wealthy as their primary MO.

After all this is over and we wrestle control of the US back from the wealthy again...can we like, make a pact to NOT go through this every 100 years?

From the top rope

Hopefully tonight will be the start of corporations and organizations starting to think twice about their support for the current administration. It might be wishful thinking, but we need to do everything we can to erode the pillars of support.

You could say that NYC saw a…Mamdomination. Ehh…ehhhhh…?

Read my lips: Billionaires. Won’t. Buy. Us!

I wonder what the discourse on the right would be if Fred Rogers was still alive and active today.

Trump’s regime is everything that the wealthy elites have been working towards for literally decades, if not longer depending on how you slice it. If we the people don’t work together to fix this, then this will never get fixed.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson in a nutshell.

Here’s a reminder to everyone that if you want to help a food bank, the best thing you can do is donating money. They have ways to put that money to more use than you or I can. Though if you have an excess of canned goods and can spare some, that’s good too.

GOP tactics are now indistinguishable from mafia tactics. “Nice place you got here…would be a shame if something happened to it. Don’t worry though, you take care of me and I’ll take care of you.”

In case you missed the livestream last night, I'm a RADICAL EXTREMIST (slobbering sounds)

Well, my PC issues seem to finally be resolved after so many months now. I still don't know the root cause, but I can only conclude that the specific model of NVMe drive might just not be playing nice with my hardware. Guess I'll find out if this current setup lasts without issue.

What To Know About Data Centers https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-data-centers/

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

You cannot defeat authoritarianism with purity tests. If you are actively working to splinter a unified front against authoritarianism, you are the problem.

No kings. Only frogs.

You know what to do.

BY THE WAY If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2. There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security. Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation." TURN IT OFF.

Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer

For everyone attending the protests tomorrow, have fun, be safe, and I’ll be with you there in spirit. Sadly, I have to work, so I won’t be able to attend this one.