A Thousand Little Gaslights Everywhere.

If Pedro Pascal and I were Friends - A Poem

I have no exciting news today!!!

Do you know when you start reading something & you know there's an investigative podcast that needs to be created about a single novel? I'm in a rabbit hole novel with 150 chapters, most of which are missing, and the pages aren't in numerical order...

mood.

Last night I dreamt I went to San Pedro again.

Anyone looking to publish MG and YA spooky fantasy stuff? Just putting it out there...

Keir Starmer says Labour is the party of work, equality and fairness, but less than a year after the election, changes at the Department for Work and Pensions have forced me to stop doing the job I love. The full video can be found here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxpq... #AccessToWork

This Bootie...why? Just why???

Post a fictional death that devastated you.

Can I ask a #MTG rules question? If Summon: Fenrir enters with summoning sickness & is sacrificed after the third chapter resolves, does that mean (without outside help) it only has 1 viable turn to attack? @tolariancommunitycollege.com @rhysticstudies.bsky.social @spice8rack.bsky.social ?

Yesterday, a stranger approached me to tell me I had a good aura, and then went on about his day.

I think I've hit the age where I have to face the fact I will never live in a haunted mansion.

We are neither beast nor machine: we find ourselves lost between the two.

We have released a statement on the impact of recent proposed policy changes & benefits reform within the Pathways to Work: Reforming Benefits and Support to Get Britain Working Green Paper. graeae.org/resource/gra... Our community cannot & should not take this further assault on civil liberties!

I’m profoundly sad to say that as of today, I’ll no longer be able to do my job as co-artistic director of #Touretteshero because of a recent decision by #AccessToWork to cut my support by 61%. Read & share this post, the hardest I've had to write: www.touretteshero.com/2025/05/23/a... 1/4

Got to say, #Giant at the Harold Pinter was 100% on point. There are no tags on Blue Sky to amplify this banger of a production, and, let's be honest, I have no traction, but so, so, so worth getting tickets for if you can!

It's the season finale of Shuffle Up & Play with @spice8rack.bsky.social , @rhysticstudies.bsky.social , and introducing @joshleekwai.bsky.social! We're playing Commander for Boomers with Magic''s oldest (by age) content creator: Josh Lee Kwai! Get ready for OLD school EDH: youtu.be/BvKyY6avIeI

It's just a jump to the left...

Sylvanian @backlisted.bsky.social : We Have Always Lived In The Castle by Shirley Jackson

It's Beltane!!! The May Crowning of the Blessed Virgin! To all the maypolers and those bedecked in flowers, I wish you abundance and blessings thousandfold!

It's the sort of morning where Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go might shuffle onto play, and one might start spontaneously dancing on the train station platform, and one might realise too late and one might get looks.

Early voting is happening across Canada in advance of the election on April 28. Still time to register if you haven’t already www.elections.ca

I haven't seen Ollie _all year_ so he'll just have to tolerate the cuddle.

How do all of us choose to stay asleep but dreamless?

If you’re gonna buy the paperback, PLEASE do it within the next five days, it would be SUPER helpful!

Had the opportunity to see Goodbye Horses: The Many Lives of Q Lazzarus tonight. It’s a beautiful documentary that explores why her career was cut short and her life afterwards. See it and buy the album because that’s all I will be listening to for the foreseeable future goodbyehorsesmovie.com

What is everyone's favourite YA horror? Looking for some holiday reading...

Picturing a Netflix series set in my kitchen. The camera crew would have to be outside filming through the window, any friends chatting whilst they watched me cook would have to sit on the broken pedal bin, & we'd all have to ignore the poltergeist activity/wonky shelves.

Okay, I don't have a book deal or an agent, but I do have some very strong opinions about what the cover art should look like...that's the correct order of things, right?

Did the Msuical Theatre kids just start a military coup?

Got barged by a runner on the walk to the train station. Paused, and reflected on how Adam Garcia would deal with the situation.

Just remembered the time an English teacher on Tw*tt*r corrected my use of 'Innogen' with the response 'It’s *Imogen*' and thinking how it should have been more obvious we were all heading to a world without facts.

Just reminiscing about that woman I spoke to who worked at Yeo Valley and loved it entirely and had the best job and a great life. Think about her often.

Has Adam Garcia written a children's book?

At times like this I like to pause, reflect, and ask myself 'What would Adam Garcia do in this situation?'

Does London need a reporting system for wreckers cyclists who race through red lights? One guy today almost took out four of us and seemed to think we were in the wrong...

If you have a moment, please fill in the below survey from Touretteshero on your experiences of lighting in olays/performance!!

Lively opportuntiy for young disabled artists form Touretteshero here www.touretteshero.com/2025/01/17/y...

Been advised today is a great day to manifest, which I believe involves focussing so hardon my dreams and aspirations that they spring into reality, but all I can think of is how weird it is to give a triggered ability its own Sorcery card.

OK! Anyone remember the 1980s War of the Worlds series in which the human race has conveniently forgotten the existential threat of the original Martian invasion & unwittingly pave the way for a second invasion via populist government & economic despair?

You want to get 12 year old reluctant readers reading? Give em this, or better yet, pop a copy on a nearby bookcase and tell them not to read it

Check out the special @waterstones indigo edged edition of Hunt for the Golden Scarab! Today @cpibooksuk I signed 2500 of them. Published 30th Jan by @macmillankidsuk Available to preorder NOW! www.waterstones.com/book/hunt-fo...

The optician is playing the minute waltz. Feels like I'm going to have to talk about 'My Eyes' without repetition, hesitation or deviation.

Okidoke, BookSkySocial: who knows a fantastic, sagacious and kind UK-based children's literary agent currently looking for Spooky (capital 's') mid-grade queries?

It was the only bookmark I had to hand and it doesn't even have 'Decayed' as a keyword.

This is the Mondayest Thursday I have ever experienced in my entire life

Disability Adviser | Royal College of Art | London #Edujobs #EduSky uk.indeed.com/viewjob?from...