Round and round we go on the "I know everything"/"I know nothing" carousel.

There are certain genres of things I can read that make me feel empty inside. What do with this fact? Avoid these things? Dig into why they make me feel empty?

The first step is to notice the walls in your brain. The second step is to tear them down. The third step is learning to navigate the new terrain you've uncovered.

It’s time for a thread of

Guess who grew a moustache

It's unfortunate that sustainable dividends are often many years downstream of great ideas.

Wait do images work properly now without weird cropping behaviour?

Twitter is real life and Bluesky is a magical outside world where people are purer and kinder. Like a shared dream.

remember kids: say NO to boring pointless jobs which gradually drain all the life force out of you over many years

note to self: in future, don't take your passport in your pocket when going on a rainy hiking trip it will get WET and will almost fall apart you SILLY GOOSE

The twitter hand doesn't know what the bluesky hand is doing.

New game: Speed Rhyming 1. Start a chess clock. 2. Alice says a line and stops the timer. 3. Bob needs to think of a line that rhymes, then say a new line, then stops the timer. 4. Alice now needs to rhyme with Bob's line, plus a new line, etc. 5. First to run out of time loses.

i said MOOT meetup not MOOSE meetup

alright I'll bite CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

I have just learned that @nlrg.bsky.social and @cheascake.bsky.social are on Bluesky now.

Keep an eye out for this character at Vibecamp.

Orange Guy is about to go on an adventure.

@compliment.bot.tautologer.com I am feeling unmotivated and would like a compliment please.

Do people actually like Good Will Hunting, or are they just trying not to hurt Matt Damon's feelings.

For sale Big clown shoes Never worn

Is gaslighting a form of bdsm?

in the land of the lognormals, the breadth first search is king

Vibehat 2.0

Any medieval alchemists in the audience?

Ah, tiktok, I see you have identified the anatomical features I'm partial to.

Broke: my frog is broken Croak: oh wait no it's ok

Skooby Doot and the Mystery Gang

The e in egirl stands for

retoot

what's this? a boring task?

haha i'm just gonna try and be the wisest, most loving, most powerful version of myself no matter what lol what else is there to do amirite

my gimmick is that I do accents that don't correspond to any geographic region, they're just a grab bag of vowel sounds, cadences, and inflections

Caramelldansen is such a bop. Anyone know anything else that scratches the same itch?

Today I accidentally ran a half marathon and now my legs have jellified and I am in

first prototype of my V I B E H A T a cap doesn't seem like the most stylish choice for the base, but I can't think of anything else that'll fit snugly and won't fly off when I start V I B I N G something with a drawstring might do it, but that'd look hella goofy

The second secret way to unlock a doodle is by building a compliment bot like @tautologer.com

Imagine you go to a conference for all the different versions of you in different timelines. Like the Citadel in Rick and Morty. But it's a conference. What are the seminars about?

3d hamish doodles coming soon to a public library near you

Dino dev

Today I went to a public library and they had 3D painting and I drew a space roller coaster with lightning and portals and

For whatever reason I’m way more motivated to make high-quality posts on Bluesky than twitter and

Tortle being adorb:

"Current AI is just fancy autocomplete" is an interesting frame. What happens when we extrapolate to VERY fancy autocomplete? Like when AI autocompletes the entire human civilization project?