bro what stinks in here

how it feels to be a little shit on the internet

wednesday is such a weird name for a day. very unserious.

i need some eggs benadryl

the existence of summer implies the existence of the seasons differencemer, productmer, and quotientmer

trail mix hits so hard when ingesting a lot of salt is the vibe

timing my shits at work to maximize aura farming the office when the boss is around while also minimizing the probability of another spider encounter

that bug game i started 6 months ago is no longer gonna be made for vrchat. tired of jumping through all of vrc's weird hoops im going to try making projects in Basis now

there i was, shitting at work, when i saw something moving out of the corner of my eye it was a spider the size of my thumb, sloooooowly descending from the ceiling, about 6 inches from my face

gn. hope you all have a great night of laying in bed

i wanted to do a little recreational captcha, but apparently thats illegal in 2025

i am cringe therefore, i am free

I SLEEP

I WAKE UP

chat, is this eel?

im done with comedy. going to make tragedy videos now. first one is titled "accidentally dropping your last tendie on the dirty floor of a raising canes"

tbh if the swiss army showed up here at my door, i'd invite them to go drinking with me too

hopping chill worlds in vrchat is like jumping between showrooms in ikea

i'd sit here for 4 hours and watch tiktoks

why are you awake

millenial humor is slowly becoming indistinguishable from boomer humor

herobrine ass road

rarely i'll A/B test tweets on here and "the other platform" lucky for you, you guys always get the "A" version

my bluesky feed is understimulating please recommend me hyperstimulating accounts to follow

going to bed early in the summer is weird its still light out when i go to bed, and then its light out when i wake up

the latest unemployment stats are crazy computer science majors have a higher unemployment than math or art history

realizing now that the taste of "everything" bagels isnt really everything its mostly just onion powder

my proudest moment in my academic career was when i spelt "queue" in my first grade spelling test and the only reason i knew it was because i saw it in Roller coaster tycoon

had a nightmare last night where i accidentally cooked dinner when i still had leftovers i needed to eat

super excited for all my friends to get the switch 2 so i can play the new mario kart

bro keeps ending meetings with "i guess ill end the meeting early" when it doesnt run the full hour, as if its a bad thing

how much water does tech use? posting a tweet = 1 bottle of water using AI = 100 bottles of water following me = -50 bottles of water

he just walked over, stared at me with his bright blue eyes, and then walked away

i love how you can qt something nostalgic with "End of an era" for free likes

actually *playing* rougelikes no longer brings joy which is why i skip to the fun part and memorize item lists from roguelikes ive never played

excuse me, could you buy me a snack?

might post here again, as a treat

new intern looks like blonde jerma

Introducing Kiki the dragon! Completed fullsuit commission for @bk.yipyapyop.net ❤️🐉 This suit was so fun to make!! Dragons are always some of my favourites Catch him roaring around this FWA! More info in comments ⬇️

literally me when my code doesnt compile ❔️🥺

Progress on the current batch of suits!

today we reinvent "water"

finally fixed the textures in my game lol

beautiful frost this morning

finally got a decent UI for displaying the bugs youve caught!

designing UIs is HARD😭

finally done with the collection of butterflies for the vr game im working on

i am so good at making textures

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