@jjacus.bsky.social i cant explain for what reasons but you must post pole again ITS FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!!!!

i will never learn

got called a cute twink on grindr

what does it say about me that i’d rather die in your arms than watch you move on without me being the one in your arms

#1 on the docket when i get back home is to get cracked real hard

and they said little girls on an alaskan cruise couldn’t have a little pool fun in a speedo

yeah id like to solve the puzzle

who in victoria bc lets turn up POP OUT!!!!

@bsky.app thanks for making my first account unusable. @sanmatteo.bsky.social you’ll be missed

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made the mistake of going to arbys and they served me raw chicken

i go garbanzo on her bean til that chick pees

this religious text

and fuck grillos

i honestly don’t know what i was thinking signing up for a waxing .

just remembered im going to die

how i looked at customers when a cockroach walks across the counter today

i accidentally douched with my bidet just now who wont me

i just found benson boone gooner lookalike

to the girl who came to my drive thru drinking a cutwater in the drivers seat i hope u got a dui or drove into a median and fucked up ur car

poptart with oat milk before bed

made a lovely soup with garlic, ginger, gochugaru, rice vinegar, cabbage, tofu skins and vermicelli noodles and i ate two bowls…. big and distended

you can always rely on french people being racist and islamophobic on vrchat

high (probably crossed) for the first time in like 3 years…. its fun 🤪

i feel silly 😜

Happy 25th Anniversary, Paper Mario !

damn look i look like mona lisa rn holup-

im not like yall gay guys im just a guy who is gay 😎

erm… good morning

in line at the dmv of inescapable horrors and misery

god bless the brie girls and all the other cheese girls

im standing at the door of sean cody enterprises

why did benson boone toot that lil thang in that video like that…. you look like a gay guy

dilly bar and burger sittin in my stomach

wait i think im a little fat girl….

saw customer thats been flirting with me on scruff

should i explain to bad hookup that you shouldn’t go to jackhammer pound town immediately or do i just block

tonight i am realizing my worth and to not settle…that is all

mistakes were made….and we move on!

the more i think about it the more i just need some dill dough to play with

power just flickered

omg its thundering so bad my house is shaking if my power goes out idk what im gonna do…

slutting myself out on grindr with no intention to meet up once again

the gays are paying me dust in this beach town its time to go home

i wonder if i would be a top if my dick was bigger…

@imnota.top is a dirty little seed eater

ending carl bismark part 2: For Good

come get yall a plate