i heard the rapture went through and everything but he only took like 5 ppl

totally forgot it’s swarm of locusts wednesday

to be known the way you should is to put yourself through hell

doctor “do my thang a little”

salivation army

chemical doorfare

i should kill again

new ink for the fall ^_^

it is dream to be added to fortnite

matched with the same girl my friend dated a year ago

back on hinge already feel evil shifting its gaze to me

no pansexuals at my birthday party

i’m a brain in a jar or a horse led to water

“Here’s my two cents” let’s put it back in the piggy bank girl

just found out it’s #youngandturntt thursday ^_^ it’s also 9/11

guys i also got shot but don’t worry im ok

ok we made all possible jokes within the hour lets move back to normalposting

maybe his neck just did that

funy ^_^

rn

probation officer wants to have fuck with me

everyone i meet is filled with an indescribable sadness

i want your warmth but it will only make me colder when it’s over

nothing goin on

i’m a normal person i do normal things

we must focus our energy on cursing metrosexuals

september 2025 predictions: - dark fog cloud over bay area for multiple weeks - 1 in 1000 labubus gets blewed up spontaneously - “gangly” is the new “handsome” - free cigarette day established by NATO

DEI: Dudes Enjoy Images

norm

i send the pain below………

a great punishment awaits you in the lobby

anyone else getting beset by forces unknowable

sorry i manifested asps and also plague rats in your townhome

this is my daughter hdmi cable

babe your archetype is so jungian

should i be latino ?

i go garbanzo on her bean til that chick pees

stop writhing you’re distracting me from my pourpose

append me to the document

is it too late to become tumblr famous

@alisonbrie @davefranco let’s make this work.

the scabies to rabies pipeline

“last night was a movie” yeah martyrs 2008

new jacket has tassels thought you’d like to know

good afternoon

maybe i’ll never learn to ride a bike or conjure animals :/

what ghosts exist at nine in the morning

lost it all on the ponies

it is incredible how much a new lightning fixture can change up your space ^_^