tristan
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bitten by a radioactive fortune teller | brooklyn
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looks down at my laura palmer vape
over 1 year ago
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can you still write a check at the grocery store
about 1 hour ago
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lately been reminding myself that social media is meant to be social and not just me broadcasting my diary to strangers
about 2 hours ago
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i will continue to need attention for the foreseeable future. thank u for ur understanding
about 2 hours ago
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i miss living next to a xian famous foods
#truthnuke
about 2 hours ago
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average ethel cain listener on a friday after work
about 2 hours ago
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yeah you’ve changed but did i ever know you or did i hold you facing away from me
about 2 hours ago
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new study shows that memories leave the mind through sneezing
about 8 hours ago
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happy
#FallDownTheStairsFriday
to those who celebrate
about 10 hours ago
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not to say i told you so. but if you had convertedme back to my Idle Orb form none of this would’ve happened
about 11 hours ago
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slept the whole day yesterday still so tired
1 day ago
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as long as the evil necromancer pays his rent on time i don’t care what he does in his apartment atall
3 days ago
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some small changes are coming to your Tristan+ subscription at the end of this week. your monthly cost will go up $1 but you can now earn tristancoins to buy food and toys to throw in his enclosure.
3 days ago
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i found the tax statements and the ledger with financial records as well. so i know. i know my mom pays you all to be nice to me
3 days ago
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[trapped under my huge idiot barbarian bf] i’m under oaf
3 days ago
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i am a fish and god is tapping on the glass
3 days ago
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this is the 19th round and you know it this is not the right crowd and you know it
3 days ago
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why can’t i search my following list what kind of APP is this
3 days ago
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ok basically tristan is going to the mets game tonight
3 days ago
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reposted by
tristan
potion of
3 days ago
i wish i could chase even shorter term gains
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wading in the babbling brook today
3 days ago
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insomnia ? psshhh more like yall want me IN SOME OF YA !
4 days ago
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i was on drumline btw which gave me a lot of swag.
4 days ago
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don’t bring no magician around me if my card disappears i will beat his ass
4 days ago
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“go to your happy place” ok im imagine toxic yaoi situations with my friends now. happy?
4 days ago
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asked for olives and received them from bartender . writing on book on how to get wat you want
4 days ago
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hate this went to bar to be social irl and instead i’m nervously typing shit and sending it to no crowd !! ok shooting my phone brb
4 days ago
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tristan is a professional insaneposter do not try this athome
4 days ago
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is there an opposite side of social media (esp tumblr and similar) that romanticize and obsess over healthy characters who make good role models? like instead of laura palmer or madison montgomery it’s like . actually i couldn’t think of a good healthy character but still
4 days ago
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can laura palmer be a 27 year old bisexual man .
4 days ago
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don’t know how to act in public all i do is stand around fidget and be very beautiful and tragic aswell
4 days ago
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pondering less call that hrm reduction
4 days ago
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thirst traps posted to all social media, texted several ppl of interest, and now looking for a bar to haunt i do believe the weed pen let a demon enter my body
4 days ago
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okay actually let me lock in before my corrupt flesh betrays me entirely
4 days ago
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i’m the first court jester/mad prophet to be overcome with lustful desires
4 days ago
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gaining a new respect for gay guys who post even slightly thirst trap-y pics i’m imagining everyone on the whole web staring and they’re mad at me
4 days ago
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saving all my weed-smoking for 8/40 known in the broader community as “double marijuana day”
4 days ago
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#emo
in the
#shower
4 days ago
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NYT #1 best cellar
4 days ago
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the secret to survive job is run errunds
4 days ago
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reposted by
tristan
dr. nicholas
4 days ago
the riddle:
add a skeleton here at some point
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DECIPHER ME !
4 days ago
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everyone else is going to smoke freaking weed for today…. me ? well let’s just say i’m gonna treat myself to a new chew toy
#chewtoyobsession
#chewer
4 days ago
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god loves man kills
4 days ago
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1am sunday scaries
loading . . .
5 days ago
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to maximize shareholder value i will be reposting those lewd images tmrw when everyone’s awake to give me attention
5 days ago
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can’t sleep too excited for
#dryhumpmonday
5 days ago
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told someone at a party that my mom was born in okinawa (she’s white) and they were like oohhh i knew you were wasian (i am white)
5 days ago
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initiated a microtrend on the skyline trying not 2 let tha fame change me…..
5 days ago
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reposted by
tristan
jakeslop
5 days ago
u fw peesa? pepioni?
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lesbian porn parody the brady butch
5 days ago
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