can you still write a check at the grocery store

lately been reminding myself that social media is meant to be social and not just me broadcasting my diary to strangers

i will continue to need attention for the foreseeable future. thank u for ur understanding

i miss living next to a xian famous foods #truthnuke

average ethel cain listener on a friday after work

yeah you’ve changed but did i ever know you or did i hold you facing away from me

new study shows that memories leave the mind through sneezing

happy #FallDownTheStairsFriday to those who celebrate

not to say i told you so. but if you had convertedme back to my Idle Orb form none of this would’ve happened

slept the whole day yesterday still so tired

as long as the evil necromancer pays his rent on time i don’t care what he does in his apartment atall

some small changes are coming to your Tristan+ subscription at the end of this week. your monthly cost will go up $1 but you can now earn tristancoins to buy food and toys to throw in his enclosure.

i found the tax statements and the ledger with financial records as well. so i know. i know my mom pays you all to be nice to me

[trapped under my huge idiot barbarian bf] i’m under oaf

i am a fish and god is tapping on the glass

this is the 19th round and you know it this is not the right crowd and you know it

why can’t i search my following list what kind of APP is this

ok basically tristan is going to the mets game tonight

i wish i could chase even shorter term gains

wading in the babbling brook today

insomnia ? psshhh more like yall want me IN SOME OF YA !

i was on drumline btw which gave me a lot of swag.

don’t bring no magician around me if my card disappears i will beat his ass

“go to your happy place” ok im imagine toxic yaoi situations with my friends now. happy?

asked for olives and received them from bartender . writing on book on how to get wat you want

hate this went to bar to be social irl and instead i’m nervously typing shit and sending it to no crowd !! ok shooting my phone brb

tristan is a professional insaneposter do not try this athome

is there an opposite side of social media (esp tumblr and similar) that romanticize and obsess over healthy characters who make good role models? like instead of laura palmer or madison montgomery it’s like . actually i couldn’t think of a good healthy character but still

can laura palmer be a 27 year old bisexual man .

don’t know how to act in public all i do is stand around fidget and be very beautiful and tragic aswell

pondering less call that hrm reduction

thirst traps posted to all social media, texted several ppl of interest, and now looking for a bar to haunt i do believe the weed pen let a demon enter my body

okay actually let me lock in before my corrupt flesh betrays me entirely

i’m the first court jester/mad prophet to be overcome with lustful desires

gaining a new respect for gay guys who post even slightly thirst trap-y pics i’m imagining everyone on the whole web staring and they’re mad at me

saving all my weed-smoking for 8/40 known in the broader community as “double marijuana day”

#emo in the #shower

NYT #1 best cellar

the secret to survive job is run errunds

the riddle:

DECIPHER ME !

everyone else is going to smoke freaking weed for today…. me ? well let’s just say i’m gonna treat myself to a new chew toy #chewtoyobsession #chewer

god loves man kills

1am sunday scaries

to maximize shareholder value i will be reposting those lewd images tmrw when everyone’s awake to give me attention

can’t sleep too excited for #dryhumpmonday

told someone at a party that my mom was born in okinawa (she’s white) and they were like oohhh i knew you were wasian (i am white)

initiated a microtrend on the skyline trying not 2 let tha fame change me…..

u fw peesa? pepioni?

lesbian porn parody the brady butch