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Especially now that Lozza Fox has entered the Clacton by-election race, there's a brilliant slogan doing the rounds (credit to Steve Xow of the Facebook parish): Vote for the bin - not the rubbish!

Oh Goody. Lozza Fox is now running in Clacton. The ballot paper now reads 🔳 Binface 🔳 Bin Juice 🔳 Has Bin

Long live the Boaty McBoatface British spirit. Voters of Clacton you know what to do. Choose the bin not the self-entitled toad. #VoteBinface

#FaudsterFarage A man who wants constant attention, but cannot bear scutiny. A man of the people, who does not think the people's rules apply to him. A narcissist who thinks he is the most persecuted man in politics - despite the deaths of two MP's in recent history. Vote #CountBinface

Systemically and endemically greedy, corrupt and narcissistic. Our UK Trumpkin. Wait for it: he’ll be whining about persecution and victimisation before the day is out. #Farage

It's looking dicey for frog face Farage. Poop Poop!

Politics isn't working. It's time to call time on the broken culture in Westminster and have a fresh start with a fair voting system. Add your name to @electoralreform.bsky.social‬'s call to #MakeSeatsMatchVotes action.electoral-reform.org.uk/page/3782/pe...

On 10th anniversary of Brexit. A petulant performance from Grifter Farage this morning on Radio4. Apparently Robert Kenyon’s vile posts were just ‘banter’ because he’s a plumber and a rugby player… And Nige’s £5million bung is none of our business.

When has Trump ever said a joyful thing? Cracked a fun joke without denigrating someone, shown compassion, empathy, or simple joy? Can you remember anyone? .,, nah, me neither

Dear Bluies, d'ya know what sometimes brasses me off about being on Bluesky? The number of wet Liberals clutching their pearls and thinking they are doing something by joining lists and liking and reposting. If you are not out on the streets, campaigning, securing voter registration...

So, our potentially sixth prime minister in 10 years, is going to solve everything?

Do Farage, or Lowe have anything to say about these 30 women, all killed by white men in the last few years? Entitled bullies and greedy, homophobic, misogynistic racists will destroy Britain in exactly the same way that Trump is killing decency and democracy in USA. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is familiar. I didn’t expect to see this in realtime.

Anyone ever heard anything hopeful, optimistic, fun-loving or kind out of the mouth of Farage? Anyone?

Quite the front page.

Today I have mostly been using a tragedy to distract attention from my dodgy financial dealings.

When the father of a murdered son makes a public statement saying "we do not want his death to be used to create further division, hatred or tension", then I believe it's incumbent on any news outlet reporting on Farage's comments to ensure people know he has chosen to disregard the family's wishes.

Here'a link to the full song ...

All together now! ... "But Nige did take five million quid, and Nige would take five million more!" 💥💥💥 #RefUKkers

Another stinger!

Hilarious- sums up the current state of Labour perfectly

I am away from the UK at the moment, praise be! But even from S Korea, our politics looks like a basket case. Labour politicians need to grow up: infighting between the left and right factions has always been their undoing:

😡🇬🇧😡🇬🇧😡🇬🇧😡🇬🇧 Sorry BBC/ newsPapers/ GBeebies etc etc This is ‘the actual truth’.

Cathy Newman "Thailand-based Chris Harborne has given you and your party £17 million.. Interfering in democracy" Nigel Farage runs away

💥 THIS IS BIG: As millions of people head to the polls, The Guardian calls for a better voting system. 👏👏👏 "The first-past-the-post model used to elect local authorities in England is ill-suited to multiparty politics." It's time to change it.

All over the UK today. Bloody idiots!

Dear America I feel your pain. Now WTAF are you going to do about it and to save yourselves? youtube.com/watch?v=sjzZ...

It's time for some states in the USA to think about ways and means towards secession from the Union...

I’m old enough to remember that I never thought of him as loveable. It was obv to me from his earliest UKIP days that he was a narcissistic corrupt grifter.

I'm old enough to remember when Farage was thought of as a loveable scamp before he was exposed as a shameless, money obsessed, lying, racist coward, terrified of the slightest challenge. #bbcLauraK

Sleepy Donny

Read about the RefUKs 👇

Don't go! youtu.be/HDEY1UeIsr4?...

Did Tax Dodge Tice resign yet.

Dear Lord, bless me this night as I go to bed And in the morning: let Donald Trump be dead.

Has someone in Trumpledumbskin's administration called the doctors and ordered the padded van yet? And if not, why not?

Usha Chilukuri must be seething over the loss of face of being married to a weapons-grade moron like James Bowman aka JD Vance

….enough said!

Pete Hegseth has to be one of the thickest human beings ever to occupy space on this planet.

Apparently, Reform voters “can’t understand why Farage associates with Trump” Oh please. He’s told you. Loud and clear. It’s the money. The power. The cruelty. And the authoritarianism when it all goes tits up.Trump’s been his sugardaddy and role model all along. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Let’s bloody well hope so… www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Dear friends in the USA: some years hence your children and your grandchildren will ask: where were you in 2026? What did you do to stop a demented President? What are you gong to say to them?